UncivilizedRelic
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Feb 25, 2021 3:01 AM
UncivilizedRelic
2293
68
4
tiderfish
Large insects spiral down, intent on eating your flesh. Your only weapon is a trackball
BrazilianThunderPanda
Person gets dressed, and might do other things. Might go to work, might learn something, might buy a table. Also died bc dish blocked exit.
GeneralLunacy
Children having pet fighting clubs.
SpotMeBro
Pokemon ?
PsycheV
There's radiation everywhere and war never changes.
Slixxerman
Fallout!
TheVibePolice
Vibe Police here. Your post was investigated, and found to have...challenging vibes! You are awarded +1. My turn: haha right trigger go brr.
kslickgaming
Has consumed 16 years of my life and I can’t stop because they just keep adding expansions
flounder35
Pathetic weakling I’m on 20+ with this franchise.
zecko1916
Slay giant creatures in order to appease a god and resurrect your girlfriend.
Teasaurus
And also your horse falls off a cliff and you cry yourself to sleep for a week.
voydlander
compulsive eater tries to outrun problems
ummjakefromstatefarm
Life
NotASwordButADickinDisguise
Pac man
TVKill3r
Man looks for kid, finds cannibals.
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
Cross the busy road, and a river.
BrazilianThunderPanda
Frogged!
Psionickitten
I think you got autocucumbered. Frogger.
YourLatinLover
You click da button and the thing on the screen does the corresponding action.
firequencher
Jenga?
Elephanthead
Cookie Clicker.
VPpuppetmaster
Don't press the button?
Cheerfulinsanity
Pokemon!
Ch3mis7
Myst. Only valid description, no one knows what anything fucking does.
1PooNGooN3
Buck hunter
rellik2705
Goku with red hair and a katana, robots and a frog. Oh and some time travel.
Psionickitten
Chrono Trigger!
iprozachi
A post apocalyptic open world rpg where none of your choices matter
Psionickitten
Criminal gets deported, kills inhabitants, goes back home, kills inhabitants, then kills gods, then kills in imaginary lands, ad nauseum.
Xpacy
Engineer and team respond to SOS of a mining ship to discover horrible mutations of the crew
ThisBeMeUsernameTheirManyLikeItButtThisOneBeMine
Dead space?
Xpacy
Wolsniw
Pokemon but schwiftyer.
Omnimorph2112
... Pocket Morty's?
Wolsniw
You win
Cryolith
Girl finishes obstacle course for reward of baked goods, gets disappointed.
Omnimorph2112
Portal!
ReferenceGameOnPoint
Baked goods were a lie
BringbackthePlague
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Rocks, everywhere. Kill them.
kevoo118
Lol i thought minecraft
Jophis
Asteroids!
Methaqualone
When you try and play it the game gets taken off the ps4 system
Backstreetnoise
?
ayavaska
Ooh, 2077
Methaqualone
Bingo
TheFoothillThatStrides
Man leads Girl, immune to Donner munchies, on a really long hike while trying to avoid the people that have & will get Donner munchies.
Backstreetnoise
Last of us
Slixxerman
Shipwrecked boy destroys island by waking up thing in egg
SpellmongerFan
Links awakening!
DirtPoorFarmerSeedingUsersub
Fat asian loves hardboiled poultry ovum and runs from klu klux klan but takes drugs and goes on killing spree of klan members
gtotherizzle
Puck-Man!
PickJr
Child plays an instrument in order to time travel and save the world
Cheerfulinsanity
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
GeminiDreams
I dunno. That sounds pretty cool.
PickJr
Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, it’s an old game but it’s a good one.
NotASwordButADickinDisguise
You have to escape your dad's house with the help of your uncle's and cousins.
Xenolith166
that's gotta be hades
picklesue
Don't forget Gran
BaldBandit
Gather booty while remaining paranoid of everything on the horizon.
NotASwordButADickinDisguise
Sea of thieves?
BaldBandit
Aye!
Tento2
there's a guy that walks right and and there are flag poles and question marks.
Slixxerman
Mario
potentialwisdom
Father and son get distracted on the way to mother’s funeral and decide to wing it.
Gastroboi
GoW
apatheticdonut
Eating balls in a haunted maze
Psionickitten
Pacman
apatheticdonut
Hellye
Kilroy115
A man takes a plane trip that goes horribly wrong, but it’s okay because there’s wet golf at the end!
ayavaska
Would you kindly tell us the answer?
Kilroy115
Would you kindly like your bio-shocked
BIC777
Scientist causes extra-dimensional catastrophe then thwarts clean up efforts
catcall76
Doom
cyclopentadiene
Also Doom 2016?
BIC777
Not intentionally.
kernelzklukz
Howd I know the top comment would be half life?
Auxilium
Probably because half life have passed since then
thatsbadmmkay
Is the scientist a free man?
BIC777
Who, of us, is truly free? Yet his name suggests that he is.
MrDrButthurt
I feel like there are opposing forces at work here.
MrDrButthurt
A possible emotional shift to blue
MrDrButthurt
Someone should pose a counter strike to fix the situation