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Finished product
Here’s what I got for free, which was a fair price considering the condition.
the wood was pretty rotten and had to be broken or sawn off- like many steps in this process, I didn’t have a free hand to take pictures or video, so you’ll just have to imagine it.
If you guessed that these just came off like they were supposed to, you are wrong. I took a hammer to each of the 24 bolts and bent them back and forth until they broke off.
This is most of what I used for this project. With the wood and the router that I ended up buying, the whole thing cost about $300, but I already had a belt sander and a drill.
Just a simple hand mitre saw, for straight cuts. Lots of them.
Wood all cut to length(ish)- more on this later.
Mostly sprayed. Just these 2 pieces plus the new hardware took over 1 can of spraypaint.
I’m sure someone out there is better with a router than I am- lots of little burns from moving the tool too slowly? I don’t know.
Always the best part. I used Watco danish oil. 2 coats on each board (make sure you let each coat dry fully or you get a gummy mess.
Don’t settle for less than even boards. Not surprisingly, this came back to bite me later.
Ready to drill.
Matched hardware.
Lost about 3 inches on each when I had to cut everything a second time because of those little length discrepancies. Measure twice, cut once folks.
Feels like I made more mistakes than did things right, but it all worked out in the end. Well worth the effort, though I wish I had documented a little better.
Viral edit- it’s great to read so many positive comments! Making things really is such a rewarding thing to do- send more DIY projects (AKA excuses for me to buy more tools)
sinbinrugger
Borrow an angle grinder and a cutting wheel to make short work of those bolts next time.
PitSmoker247
As a contractor, you've got to start somewhere; home projects are the best for a first go. Keep it up man, you did well for your first time.
EvilKam
Awesome work, and the best part is next time you tackle something, you'll have tons of ideas on how to do a step easier or better.
MirtoLegrand
Looks awesome, nice work!
77monkeys
Next time you have rusted bolts, try a can of PB Blast.
bbydlik327
You learn by blowing shit up. Welcome to the demolition school of learning. Great job.
AGuyThatPoops
That's what she said
VodkaReindeer
Now if only your son could fix the crack in the highrise.
ExplainingTheJokeIsFunnierThanThePunchline
That’s what she said.
greghaki
You could have made that bench so freaking long.
R3stAssur3d
Nice job. Horrible colour.
bolshevik09
He’s right ya know
Monka42
Oh shit, that same kind of bench was outside my childhood home for years.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Favorited for later as I have 2 benches very much like this that I need to fix up as well.
youkidsgetoffmylawn
Feel free to message me- happy to give some tips!
crowpullingcatstail
OK most awesome thing here you painted screws too.
HumorousHumor
I think I had a bench just like that. It was really heavy...
youkidsgetoffmylawn
Cast iron plus hardwood is definitely on the heavy side going to need help bringing it down to the yard once the final hardware is on.
ABigFatBlob
+1 for finished product first
youkidsgetoffmylawn
I’ve seen enough of these posts to know what’s up.
RadioZombieHazard
Holy shit, are the sides cast iron? If so, my parents have the set: bench, 2 chairs, and table.
youkidsgetoffmylawn
Yes! SO heavy! Do your parents’ have lions on the side? It’s on of my favorite details.
pumpkinspicedrum
Thanks for sharing, I'm about to do this to an old bench of mine.
FloridaAsFuck
Well no wonder it was difficult, 10 years old and you restored a bench all by yourself?! *ba dum tss * but for real though, that's awesome a
FloridaAsFuck
And I love the color
youkidsgetoffmylawn
Only 7, actually!
ElloraD
Finished project first, bless you. And good freaking work!
thedeg
Why didnt you cut them all to the same length? lol
ThisPlaceLooksLikeCalifornia
I tore apart and threw away that exact bench in that approximate state of disrepair when I first got my house. Had I only known!
StevenLeecanada
What type of wood did you use?
youkidsgetoffmylawn
Oak -wanted cedar, but there was none at Home depot. They said oak will do, but someone here said it’s not the best for outdoors. We’ll see.
bennythemink
I have the exact same chair in same bad condition. Thanks @op I’ll follow your lead
youkidsgetoffmylawn
Let me know if you need any help with any of it. I’m pretty much a professional now. ?
bennythemink
Haha! Thanks mate. When summer arrives it will be my next project
Fivegoldentoques
/a/ZkXRP1l I have the same bench!
youkidsgetoffmylawn
Nice!
thefatlonelyjew
I think it's hilarious that you bought a router for a single project. Mostly because I did the same with a miter.
youkidsgetoffmylawn
I mean, I’ll use it again for sure.
thefatlonelyjew
That's what I said too!
TempusFugitive
your next project should be a router table. It will make preventing those burn marks a lot easier
sysaphiswaits
This is the first project I’ve seen on Imgur that I enjoyed. Nice work. The finished product looks amazing, and the process seemed 1/2
sysaphiswaits
simple, but took a lol of attention to detail and craftsmanship.
youkidsgetoffmylawn
Thank you!
SamArt53
Fantastic job - it looks awesome!!! My only question is you spent $300 and HOURS of time for a bench that’s $100 or so NEW? For the fun?
youkidsgetoffmylawn
Absolutely for the fun. Even the frustrating parts were worth it. Do these really sell for $100?
kapparn
Completely understand. I’ve done it too. It may be easier and cheaper to buy new, but that’s not the point. It is to make something.
SamArt53
I bought one for about that 10 years ago - but it’s possible the quality isn’t as nice as the one you have. Still you did a GREAT job!
ersatzdream
They go for even less off Walmart sometimes.
ersatzdream
But your rendition looks a hell of a lot sturdier and more reliable
pablo1669
Looks good! You should have spent another 10 bucks on a hack saw, make quicker work of those bolts (angle grinder isn't budget friendly)
Badsequence
Hell a dremel could have done the job also I use my dremel all the time to cut bolts.
Jackrabbitry
Or a Dremel tool. Can be used on many other projects.
youkidsgetoffmylawn
I ground through a dremel disc before switching to my caveman method, actually.
cheatingwalrus
Bolt cutters
alabasterjeff
“Money makers”
JohnLuckPickard
But those are for cutting bolt... ohhhhh!
onecowboytoo
Padlocks.
onecowboytoo
You can get an angle grinder and a cut off blade for less than $15 bucks.
youkidsgetoffmylawn
Holy shit. I have a hacksaw. Wow... I legit didn’t even think of that.
AntaNce
You don't even need to saw all the way through. Anything over 1/3 will let you snap them quickly. I LOVE the blue paint. Striking.
alhhugu
Man I love that I'm not the only one that forgets how to make my projects easier
bugeyetex
Bolt cutters work well too and aren't too expensive
RHFiesling
it is right in the name
DamageAxis
Harbor freight sells an angle grinder for $12, it would probably survive just long enough to finish this job.
onecowboytoo
Join their membership club it is 30 bucks a year and worth it if you but a lot of stuff basically everything is always on sale for you.
tossabeertoyourwitcher
I have a HF angle grinder and it's pretty great. I mean the switch sucks but it makes stubborn bolts easier to convince
Smile4me7
I take a little more expensive route to cut bolts but I’m a mechanic. Acetylene torch, it’s not stuck if it’s liquid
tossabeertoyourwitcher
Yeahhh that's a bit more investment. But I've done the I-have-to-get-to-work trick with the butane torch &chisel. When the grinder won't fit
Rignak
Yeah, this is the first thing I thought.
IrrelevantNonsense
I’ve had a $10 HF angle grinder in my pile of grinders for a decade. I bought it as a throwaway extra and it keeps kicking
DamageAxis
I put that bit in for those who complain about their stuff. I actually plan on buying one soon for a project, that’s how I knew the price
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Same. I bought it to cut holes for a burn barrel about 5 years ago. I don't think I've even put a new grinder on it. I use it a lot
12Badgers2MushroomsAndASnake
OP spells miter mitre, so may not live somewhere they have Harbor Freight?
youkidsgetoffmylawn
I actually have one right nearby. I think I actually spell that both ways for some reason.
youkidsgetoffmylawn
And I just checked out harbor freight the other day. Lots of scary-cheap power tools that I would expect have to sign a waiver when buying
DamageAxis
Nah, they’ll sell you anything so long as your money’s not counterfeit. It’s like the dollar store of power tools. Sometimes you luck out
violentj9805
The main failure mode on those is the locking pin for changing discs. Had 2 they both failed the same way breaking the casing around the pin
tossabeertoyourwitcher
Mine is getting harder and harder to find to change discs, I think you're right
violentj9805
Mine broke the casing and fell out completely.