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He’s clearly tweeting wrong. No insults, threats or lies. It’s almost if he’s not even TRYING to sow discord at all.
Feb 1, 2021 1:51 PM
SanshinDojo
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He’s clearly tweeting wrong. No insults, threats or lies. It’s almost if he’s not even TRYING to sow discord at all.
FentuckyCriedKhicken
Wow.. seeing the president of the US tweeting like this, as a guy who is not a US citizen, I need some getting use to.
MrItchyPantsPimpleEye
A sense of humour? Be still my heart!
certainlynotaserialkiller
nice to see a regular guy walking instead of waddling to the buffet.
simplemusings
I love him! And have a huge crush on VPOTUS. Just saying...
Greenfootdragon
I didn't even know you could tweet in anything but all caps.
gingerkittylove
Working on a Sunday night? This guy doesn’t know how to be a president- should he be golfing‽
Noblert
He didnt even call anyone a loser
Vrh101
Is he funny while not being an aggressive moron? Wow.. you got it going now USA
Emberskyes
Where’s all the CAPS? WTF?
dogdays2025
He should be tweeting about the RaDicAL RiGHt!!! /s
Dazzledent
IKR? What the hell is this bloke gonna do for this country if he doesn’t hate anyone? /s
ThyDevilsAdvocate
Did you guys here what Trump did today?? No......? Me either hahahahaha
hfctom
He selected his legal team to represent him in front of the senate, comprised of people he pardoned a month ago.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
So.....criminals?
Couchwarrior1337
What's this? A tweet from the president that makes me laugh instead of cry?
CandiedCorn
I love that even outside, with no else near by, he's wearing a mask. My god it's nice having a real leader who actively sets a good example.
zombiekiller0
Wait? I feel like an idiot, does the president live at the white house? I thought it was just for work.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
technicalfool
Manager of Twitter be like
dreamsnottheresultofwhatweeat
Actually... wouldn’t shortest commute be working from bed? One wouldn’t even have to touch the floor!
darthtribble
Where are all the spelling mistakes and poor grammar?!?
Pendulum1909
there's an entire team writing those tweets for him
darthtribble
Are you telling me that the president is allowing someone to double-check posts instead of just tweeting a diet coke/adderall fueled opinion
streetcatz
When i posted "send nudes" he just sent me pictures of his raisin collection. What a strange guy
CatnipPhilosophy
You asked the president of the united states for nudes? You into old men with power?
ifyouoralovedonehavebeendiagnosedwithmesotheliomayoumaybe
Watch out the Qult will try to tell you he's at a special effects stage in hollywood
thegelatoking
God. That one tv appearance trump did with a green screen of the whitehouse front lawn
ronin1869
He IS! I seen it. The entire WH is a green screen. ?
CregoOfTheGreatWhiteNorth
It was such a beautiful commute. Definitely in the top three commutes of all time. I am the only US President who has ever made one like it!
tolderlund
Who took the picture?
mikeymikec
The Deep State
JonnyTightlips
Official white house photographer I assume
waddyaknowjoe
Shortest commute, probably ever. More people watched my commute than any other commute.
furnitureandeffects
Omg no stop.
RoundThreeFIGHT
Might be true lol Didnt he have one of his offices converted into his bedroom since melania kept the bedroom for herself?
noodlemcb
TREMENDOUS commute
FlyingDorito
In fact, it’s incredibly short that I have defeated the commute perfectly, which means my work is done, and more time for golf.
DonWrigley
It’s what people are telling me.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
How long of a walk is it? My shortest commute is 6 minutes
zerovanity59
It helps when you live in a palace.
VitaminJay
This one man, big man, never cried before. He comes up to me and says he cried watching my commute...
fdr2104
He said ‘sir!... sir!... my wife cried when she saw your commute too sir’
StraightToCatFolder
...sad
Beezlebubble
Eh my dad had one like his when he worked at his condo complex. Just walked out of his door and boom at work
iHaveATheoreticalDegreeinPhysics
And it helps that i take the biggest strides, probably the biggest that anyone has ever seen. Buh-leev me
LAMovieDesign
Nobody commutes better than I do, trust me. You can ask anyone. I’m the best walker. One foot in front of the other. It’s beautiful. Perfect
colfrankfitts
First I took this greatest commute ever inch by inch. Then I ran the last ten feet.
Ionami
People say "Oh sir, you've got the best stride"
2sips
They phone me up and say , they tell me I have the best goose step, maybe ever.
GeneviveOrinse
I’ve talked with many walking experts- geniuses, they all say my stride is the best they’ve ever seen
CptRobotNinja
Really yuge steps. Ask anyone.
Davidnfilms
My commute was shorter, Bed, desk, 10 feet.
Dissipo
ditto
DGNightwing95
You leave your bed? Amateur.
xizar
You leave your desk? Amateur.
DGNightwing95
FOOL! My bed is my desk.
SweetBabyJesus
bet you didn't even need to throw on pants for that trip either... you're the winner for that alone.
imgurianitarian
abouaali
A1ekazam
Love this... I have pretty low expectations of this guy. As long as he gets us back to the status quo I think we'll be in good hands.
captiandavie
i mean theres some pretty glaring issues already with a lack of follow through on stimulus promises
A1ekazam
Exactly, the status quo. I hate to joke hut seriously. He's about what I expected. If we can find a more progressive candidate next time
captiandavie
the Dems have control BECAUSE of a $2000 bailout promise though. These “bipartisan” moves are just ensuring there isnt a next time...
A1ekazam
I believe our futures are secured.
Randomoxide
He's just a regular everyday normal guy
Muunk
Is this what normal feels like?
techley
He didn't even call anyone a loser. What a sham.
pigggers
Waiting for Faux News to be like "leftist elite mock American workers who brave long commutes to make a living only to have it all taxed..."
78Hamster
I don't remember.
FallingStar7669
Silent Cal presided over the Roaring 20's. If this is the sort of grandpa humour that we get for our 20's, I'm fine with it.
override367
god what kind of loser president doesn't even spend 50% of his time golfing
SerStumpalumpagos
This isn't normal this is exceptional
Ryanator50
For now. It's not wednesday yet.
OKiluvUBuhBai
Not quite yet but we’re getting there
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
I..........I don’t remember....
Selendrile
He killed Healthcare on the first week with a lobbyist plan and Got rid of what he campaigned for with stimulus, but sure, no bad words.?
Muunk
Uhhhhhh sauce?
Selendrile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqs2iwmwhiQ&t
TheBastardEngineer
As a European I just watched this. Is this a further left saying he's not gone far enough or right leaning channrl. Just give everyone healt
Selendrile
He created Justice Democrats ie. AOC Ilhan Rashida etc. He's progressive but hold people accountable.100% on policy.
Selendrile
https://www.jacobinmag.com/2021/01/joe-biden-public-option-health-insurance-plan
CodeXCDM
Oh I'm darn sure he ruffled some feathers. "HOW DARE HE MOCK COMMUTERS!?" Fox, probably.
Muunk
"Democrats & Big Media Suppressing Commuter Freedoms"
goatamon
A big step in that direction. I've liked everything he's done so far. Especially the part where he's taking climate change seriously, and
goatamon
having the US throw it's considerable weight into that fight is downright fantastic.
goatamon
(That was not intended as a fat joke my friends)
Muunk
We're offended
DarthDrizzt42
The US military has considered climate change as a national security issue for a long time. Climate change could kickstart wars, and 1/
goatamon
Good!
DarthDrizzt42
The military would love to head that shit off before the shooting starts. Battlefield 2142 is not an ideal scenario for them
Selendrile
Really? Was before or after he shredded the 2k plan or PublicOption/Healthcare plan that he opted for a lobbyist increase & less coverage.
greggor
Still blows my mind that people like you can’t do basic math. What’s 1,400 + 600?
Selendrile
They CHOSE to pass by shoving it into a bill that Republicans not only need to approve $ but ALL other bills, and a 60 majority. LoL
Selendrile
You fucking need 9 republicans to approve EVERY law in bill, instead of their two other options that can pass with just dems. ??♀️ ok
lessisqueenofmice
This! Even when they first tried to increase the last stimulus payment it was an additional 1400 to the 600 already signed.
Selendrile
They just shoved it into a bill that needs 60 votes, 9 republicans MUST agree to EVERY LAW. When they had a chance to pass on just dems.
Selendrile
Can you do math? Which 9 Republicans are going to switch over to Yea's?? This was intentional by dems to NOT pass it. LoL -prepares popcorn-
greggor
That’s if they choose to filibuster. And the democrats have the ability to end the filibuster if they so choose.
backoffman
Kinda yeah. Boring when it comes after trump is good
HelpIsOnTheWayDear
It’s amazing how the collective American People shifted to thinking that the presidency should be exciting. Like, what?
myweaknessisstrong
I can do boring. I am fucking doing FAT RAILS of normal off a mirror right now.
Zeddicuszull
Always funny watching conservatives complain about this. Real people want boring. Boring is healthy.
Enoan
Isn’t wanting boring pretty much the definition of a conservative position?
IalwaysUpvoteSamus
It's like how people don't like healthy relationships because there's more drama involved with toxic people which is more interesting
meowarina
Yeah, and those people need help and should not date.
namelessfish
Never thought of it this way, but I think you’re onto something
Kalicula
Not very covfefe of him
thefeckamisigningupwithfacebook
deetatron
taurondir
well you know words, you have the best words
Samothspawn
Wait, what's covfefe precious?
goforKen
This wins the internet. Shut it down folks. Nothing else can be said.
Rogermooreseyebrow
Hey! Now he's president he can find out whether the CIA killed Kennedy, what happened at Roswell, and maybe even what the fuck covfefe meant
the100guy
?????
harpti
This is my new favorite response to everything and everyone.
Kahmael
That's so covfefe!
ttra
Not very covfefe of you.
IAmAnthonyStark
Did we ever figure out what covfefe was supposed to be?
mohavewolfpup
Password for the Twitter “nu-cle-ar” football ?
andsy
*nucular
waudey912
Dancepartyinmyhead
I like to beliere it was a Trump staffer tearing the phone away from him in real time and he hit send at the last second.
Vrexor
fucker probably misspelled Coffee really, really badly.
TheRedNeckChemist
From context, 'coverage' would make sense.
delpharseven
I'd bet big money that he was starting off a thought about negative press coverage then passed out and dropped his phone on his face.
TheRedNeckChemist
Saying the cheeto has the ability to begin a coherent thought is pretty generous.
AwesomeName
Petition: get Joe Biden one of these for his commute:
D3VASTATlON
As a Republican, I feel this is a great use of tax payers money and I support this idea.
MissSpelledTattoo
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER
MissSpelledTattoo
Choo choo Motherfucker
pazooPositivityPlayer
Choo Choo mother fricker
undSmasher
I'm down. But it should be an Amtrak, just like his previous commute
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
If it is an Amtrak, he'll be late. And part of his commute would end up being on a bus.
IBentMyWookie
Rayfasa
Way cooler than a Diet Coke button
MissSpelledTattoo
stankginchfurbuger
Know who loved cruising around official properties on little trains? Stalin. Not even kidding
snowy129
Occasionally, evil people do cool things. Hitler was an animal rights activist.
abbiistabbii
Y E S
DrunkenMarineBiologist
Only if it also comes with a little conductor's hat
georgejimmydoodle
Or a pony!!!
Noblert
One assumes he’d be chuffed
SajinZero
He'd invite Obama over just to give him a ride. It'd be great.
StephenDaniels
That'll get him from the main building to the West Wing; but the residence is on the third floor and he needs to get to ground level somehow
thegarts
Made me think of Golden Spoons
JinButOnHisPhone
Honestly, a dude who's into those would probably be a great president
AnAwkwardBonerInClass
Our tax dollars would be put to good use!
sandyman23
Right? It’d cost say 0.2% of a golf trip.
knockout350
yeah im ok with my taxes being used on this rather than nepotism, plus train rides for the kids on Easter and Halloween
Crawmak
Only if Obama is the engineer
Speedmetal05
I like trains, I really do. But Washington D.C. is a small place. Everything is within walking distance. I miss the place.
RVAALLDAY
Can he do anything he wants to the WH with his own money? Cause yeah I’d set up a track thru the entire house, ride into press briefings
RVAALLDAY
With a little conductor hat and overalls
ConfettiPanda
Just imagine touring the WH and hearing a train whistle tooting.
RVAALLDAY
“Oh that’s just joe’s train” wouldn’t even be discussed any further after the past 4 years we had, we’d just be like seen crazier this is ok
lifeisadadjoke
I'm hoping Biden returns the office of POTUS back to full form. Hold press meetings, and lose the tweets. Improve reputation by being formal
HonestCommentFarmer
Different Presidents will use it differently, but one good thing that Trump normalized was using social media to show POTUS's world & mind.
HonestCommentFarmer
So even though an aide OBVIOUSLY took that picture and is likely handling the account, it's still of a benefit.
peoplesen
I don't think it would have been a good thing for Republicans for the world to have seen Reagan's true world and mind
uppydownymoodswingykindofgirl
Informal tweets like this seem fine to me, while press briefings should be the main arena for anything relating to policy and serious stuff
Syaoron
He has been doing press meetings. He's only using Twitter infrequently for things like this. Honestly its refreshing
saganworshipper
That has already began. Some are calling it "The Great Unfuckening".
TheDigitalDrug
We need to get back to when politicians screw us behind our backs and in secret.
jonathantoast
There has been a press conference every week day since the inauguration, which is actually more than normal.
iQuitlmgurAndNeverLookedBack
You meant every day (except weekends) -- right?
squintish
Informal tweets about the weather are fine.
tronnerdore64
Absolutely. America needs this more than ever at the moment. That orange turd decimated their reputation and image
Rogahar
His press secretary has already been making a hell of a showing, certainly compared to Trump's lie-recycling twatmuffin.
Bignholy
I've enjoyed watching the POTUS press sec. essentially say "We have (expert) holding a confrence in a few minutes, better you ask them".
Rogahar
People expect the folk in charge to know everything when they should know that they DON'T know everything and refer to experts. I love it.
Lamplord
Tweets aren't bad for small captioned pics like these, they just shouldn't be the main way you get news from our president.
Givememyaccountback
"news"
RearAdmiralObvious
Great way to show to show a lil bit of humanity and how he's a individual with a family and his own morals. I missed morals.
lilbrother
nor how policy announced to departments, Executive Orders implemented, and career professionals informed that they've been fired!
lifeisadadjoke
Not my president! I live in Canada. Still rather get official news in an official channel, rather than random thoughts through the day.
SajinZero
News, yes. Goofy little jokes about commute time? Twitter is fine imo
MrSmilingDeath
One thing that always bugged me about Trump is that, for a guy that claimed to be "censored by Twitter," he sure did tweet a lot.
zFUBARz
Yes... he lied... constantly... and was rarely held accountable for it...... That's kinda his whole thing.
MrSmilingDeath
My point is that if he truly felt Twitter was censoring him, why didn't he just post somewhere else instead?
zFUBARz
Because it was a lie for attention and to build a narrative of him being put upon by the cruel media and tech companies.