Healthcare Worker Memes since we're all working thr holiday

Jul 4, 2022 9:58 PM

MEGALOAF

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Lorazepam is in the same family as Xanax. Crush it up, mix it in some pudding, give it to your crazy confused pt, enjoy.

Yesterday we mega-coded this patient for 3 hrs. He had an aortic aneurysm that ruptured while he was on the CT table. He recieved 26 units of blood, 6 rounds of CPR, the works. The family wanted everything done. He died 6 minutes after his family came to see him.
But please tell me about Deb stealing your lunch.

Pet Tax
Leia with her chubby cheeks :3

"Well you see, I trusted that this paper tube full of explosives built in a slave labor camp in China wouldn't blow up in my hand"

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I zoomed. Great choice in bikini wear.

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#9 I did a double-take and had to zoom in. You did too.

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I did a double take as well

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@op I Hate epic, I much prefer meditech from an it point of view, I did almost 14 years at one hospital

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On a side note, ed staff got a pass on anything as long as it didn't breach policy. I still take my kid to that hospital if she needs it.

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