Sep 13, 2017 10:57 PM

DaBastardofDreams

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Cat Tax
That's kitty (original name I know) showing off her underwear

FP Edit: Sadly I lost the sauce for #4 (I have ADHD and can be quite forgetful)
Obligatory send noodles

Need that shirt

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 yep he had 20,000 hives, one for each bee species. Less popular were the over 100,000 species of wasps he brought along, so diligent.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#43 I'm all for a bit of fuckery but a photo? In color??? The neighbor's gonna have to take out a second mortgage to pay for all that ink.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

ah, men!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Squathulu?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#20 OMG It's not a joke. LOL

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

the worst tragedy is the fact that the heights are in Worthless Units™

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I used a typewriter in charge cause my handwriting is shit and he didn't allow computers.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#49 Uhh... that's called stewing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder how many people thought #9 is a US-made shuttle ?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#49 spoke to me on a personal level... love it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 Cthulhu the Slav

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cthulhu has had enough of your shit and now lives with the vodka people.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, that cockatoo was hell funny. It hung around those suburbs for a while telling everyone to get fucked. Dude that owned it found him...

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#37 this guy is a genius

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I actually know that guy, he did some other ones but I can't remember off the top of my head.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 someone forgot to take their phone with them to the toilet...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#19 needs to get their feet off the fucking dash

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jumped down to specifically look for this comment. Somebody puts their feet on my dash, they're walking.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#30 so weird that "run you fools" changed into "fly you fool" ( which doesnt even make sense ) in this reality. Thanks Mandela effect!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 12

Ok. Like. Wat.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Fly" is a way of saying "go quickly" in old english.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

"Fly like the wind, Bullseye!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or it means "dude I never meant for us to actually walk, go see the Eagles."

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It's still commonly used in the SW USA.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anus georg is the man

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 And yet I spend more time fucking with config settings on my PC to get it to run "properly", while the old Mac just runs fine.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Legit a real place. A shithole, but a real place none the less

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just couldn't get the narrator's voice from powerpuff girls out of my head.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lost my shit at anus georg

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait, I just noticed the pun

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Explain for my friend, please?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where does shit come from?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ba-dum tish

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 my favorite sandwich growing up was: white bread, Kraft singles, mayo, and crumbled potato chips (preferably sour cream & onion)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Jesus. Where did you grow up? Midwest?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chicago. But my family was only poor for a couple years when we first immigrated to the U.S. But that sandwich stuck with me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#23 pretty sure thats a braille typewriter, no ink on the paper nor symbols on the keys

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Oh! Good point

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Howell they made a meme about him not like he will ever see it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking hipster blind people

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

"I was blind before Stevie Wonder made it mainstream. I was blind before Ray fucking Charles"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Skjsjd hfjfjf sjjeie jdjd Ik dbdbhdhdhh

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

IM FUCKIN BRINED

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This is genius and I'm stealing it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Dr. Zoidberg, soaking in brine!"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Cured over a rack for weeks, I tells ya.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm steeping. The longer I steep, the more bitter I become.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You evil bastard. Both salty and marinated...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This was an above average dump. Have your upvote!

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Yes, I actually lol'd enough for co-workers to check in on me. I have an office to myself. I was heard.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree, it was pristine

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 don't forget about the toast sandwich.

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

What about sandwich sandwich?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

your forgetting the mightiest of all the sandwiches "The MANWICH" (also called a club sandwich 3 slices of bread and two different fillings)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or Super noodle sandwich

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm just happy americans are finally learning that 'british' isn't a thing the way they see it.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago (deleted Sep 14, 2017 8:03 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Are you the OP of #2?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What did it say?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

something about canadians dont like being referred to as americans

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Can a Brit (presumably you, @pizzathehutt) please tell me what 'fish fingers' are...?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

English. And they're fish sticks. They go amazing in a cheese toastie

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

A breaded stick of fish, similar to "chicken tenders" in America I think.

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#6 Britain handled daily bombings like it was fucking nothing "Hey Charlie, how is your wife doing?" "Well, her and the kids were (1)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

blown up yesterday but at least my nan's tea set survived. Would you like some fish and chips with some fancy tea?"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the bombed shop with "MORE OPEN THAN USUAL" sign!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Irma would still fuck our shit up tough. We'd have a stuff upper lip, and our buildings wouldnt shred as easy as Americans

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, but it'd still suck.

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#2 I mean, have you HAD a bacon buttie? A crisp sandwhich? Beans on toast? Y'all motherfuckers need Elizabeth.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 3

It's going. In the fucking bread.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no, but I've had a chip cob.

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To be clear for all the Americans, are we talking about fucking potato chips between two slices of bread...with nothing else there? No meat?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aye, lad.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to use Pringles. The crunch is so satisfying

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's better with sliced meat. It's the contrasting textures that does it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, this we do as well.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. It's ok. I dip salt and vinegar sarnies into cream of tomato soup. English food... it's weird.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sarnies???

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Sandwiches

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I thought so, but didn't want to assume.

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#10 meowth is jose

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And Wanafet is Katia

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Fucking autocorrect Wobbuffet*

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Thats Right!

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8 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:31 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Does that make Katia Wabafet

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Wobbuffet*

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