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Cat Tax
That's kitty (original name I know) showing off her underwear
FP Edit: Sadly I lost the sauce for #4 (I have ADHD and can be quite forgetful)
Obligatory send noodles
Mummieman
Need that shirt
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
#7 yep he had 20,000 hives, one for each bee species. Less popular were the over 100,000 species of wasps he brought along, so diligent.
Gibbermouth
#43 I'm all for a bit of fuckery but a photo? In color??? The neighbor's gonna have to take out a second mortgage to pay for all that ink.
YouHadToSayItDidntYou
ah, men!
mand1nga
Squathulu?
iamtimfoley
#20 OMG It's not a joke. LOL
ProxyPlayerHD
Enoan
isvara
#49 Uhh... that's called stewing.
Ribrianne
I wonder how many people thought #9 is a US-made shuttle ?
legaleze
#49 spoke to me on a personal level... love it.
Fachera
#4 Cthulhu the Slav
petekron
Cthulhu has had enough of your shit and now lives with the vodka people.
Tbone0216
Man, that cockatoo was hell funny. It hung around those suburbs for a while telling everyone to get fucked. Dude that owned it found him...
THEFURRYJESUS
PraiseTheMachineGod
#37 this guy is a genius
Shamwowser
I actually know that guy, he did some other ones but I can't remember off the top of my head.
benedictinmycumberbatch
#12 someone forgot to take their phone with them to the toilet...
Meowsfordays
#19 needs to get their feet off the fucking dash
TechnologicalRedneck
Jumped down to specifically look for this comment. Somebody puts their feet on my dash, they're walking.
DammnSon
#30 so weird that "run you fools" changed into "fly you fool" ( which doesnt even make sense ) in this reality. Thanks Mandela effect!
fr1080f
Ok. Like. Wat.
PotatoSatan
"Fly" is a way of saying "go quickly" in old english.
Debug200
"Fly like the wind, Bullseye!"
shinydev
Or it means "dude I never meant for us to actually walk, go see the Eagles."
SheepInWolfClothing
It's still commonly used in the SW USA.
fr1080f
Anus georg is the man
DelusionsOfMediocrity
#9 And yet I spend more time fucking with config settings on my PC to get it to run "properly", while the old Mac just runs fine.
TheLetterKay
THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE
Tbone0216
Legit a real place. A shithole, but a real place none the less
TheLetterKay
I just couldn't get the narrator's voice from powerpuff girls out of my head.
GodEmperor0fMankind
Lost my shit at anus georg
GodEmperor0fMankind
Wait, I just noticed the pun
MonoclesAndManacles
Explain for my friend, please?
GodEmperor0fMankind
Where does shit come from?
DaBastardofDreams
Ba-dum tish
CertifiedTintinologist
#2 my favorite sandwich growing up was: white bread, Kraft singles, mayo, and crumbled potato chips (preferably sour cream & onion)
georgialikethestate
Jesus. Where did you grow up? Midwest?
CertifiedTintinologist
Chicago. But my family was only poor for a couple years when we first immigrated to the U.S. But that sandwich stuck with me.
ranuncudahlia
#23 pretty sure thats a braille typewriter, no ink on the paper nor symbols on the keys
ElizaMDancer
Oh! Good point
Ilikethingsandstuffithink
Howell they made a meme about him not like he will ever see it
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
Fucking hipster blind people
Skittleballs
"I was blind before Stevie Wonder made it mainstream. I was blind before Ray fucking Charles"
Baroonz
Skjsjd hfjfjf sjjeie jdjd Ik dbdbhdhdhh
SquintEastwood
IM FUCKIN BRINED
Liznerdamus
This is genius and I'm stealing it.
MmmYesShallowAndPedantic
"Dr. Zoidberg, soaking in brine!"
tremonti
Cured over a rack for weeks, I tells ya.
frozendairybeverage
I'm steeping. The longer I steep, the more bitter I become.
schylow
You evil bastard. Both salty and marinated...
dryasfuck
This was an above average dump. Have your upvote!
ghennypenny
Yes, I actually lol'd enough for co-workers to check in on me. I have an office to myself. I was heard.
flirnf
I agree, it was pristine
biggwhytey
#2 don't forget about the toast sandwich.
samsonguy920
What about sandwich sandwich?
dittytwo
your forgetting the mightiest of all the sandwiches "The MANWICH" (also called a club sandwich 3 slices of bread and two different fillings)
Ifeellikemybrainismelting
Or Super noodle sandwich
PlZZATHEHUTT
I'm just happy americans are finally learning that 'british' isn't a thing the way they see it.
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PlZZATHEHUTT
Are you the OP of #2?
notmyoomy
What did it say?
PlZZATHEHUTT
something about canadians dont like being referred to as americans
lastsundew
Can a Brit (presumably you, @pizzathehutt) please tell me what 'fish fingers' are...?
lostnortherner
https://www.birdseye.co.uk/-/media/uk/product_updates_2017/10codfishfingers_470x300min.ashx?mw=500&as=0
PlZZATHEHUTT
English. And they're fish sticks. They go amazing in a cheese toastie
TheGreatandAlmightyNooblord
A breaded stick of fish, similar to "chicken tenders" in America I think.
petekron
#6 Britain handled daily bombings like it was fucking nothing "Hey Charlie, how is your wife doing?" "Well, her and the kids were (1)
petekron
blown up yesterday but at least my nan's tea set survived. Would you like some fish and chips with some fancy tea?"
Framtonm
And the bombed shop with "MORE OPEN THAN USUAL" sign!
Bortus
Irma would still fuck our shit up tough. We'd have a stuff upper lip, and our buildings wouldnt shred as easy as Americans
Bortus
, but it'd still suck.
Idsertian
#2 I mean, have you HAD a bacon buttie? A crisp sandwhich? Beans on toast? Y'all motherfuckers need Elizabeth.
KoRplussomeletters
It's going. In the fucking bread.
pancreas
no, but I've had a chip cob.
thefabricofyourlife24
To be clear for all the Americans, are we talking about fucking potato chips between two slices of bread...with nothing else there? No meat?
Idsertian
Aye, lad.
JamieSmyth
I like to use Pringles. The crunch is so satisfying
isvara
It's better with sliced meat. It's the contrasting textures that does it.
thefabricofyourlife24
Okay, this we do as well.
DavPaz
Yes. It's ok. I dip salt and vinegar sarnies into cream of tomato soup. English food... it's weird.
thefabricofyourlife24
Sarnies???
DavPaz
Sandwiches
thefabricofyourlife24
I thought so, but didn't want to assume.
Imonimgurmainlyforcats
#10 meowth is jose
nathan9760
And Wanafet is Katia
nathan9760
Fucking autocorrect Wobbuffet*
TehButternaut
Thats Right!
IfIHadAQuarterForEveryUsedUsername
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nathan9760
Does that make Katia Wabafet
nathan9760
Wobbuffet*