You just got 29ed

Jul 29, 2017 2:45 PM

StrapNasty

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God mom! Why are you and dad so fucking creepy!?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love when MERICANS dress in their best

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

had to google chapstick.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cringe is strong with these ones.

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

A chapped penis is a chap stick.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keeping it classy !!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Useless captions.. :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another one could be 'My cock smells like asshole' and 'My asshole smells like cock'. Happy 29th

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Better than the matching aloha shirts in the tropics

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's nice to see a father and daughter hanging out together.

8 years ago | Likes 223 Dislikes 4

Yes. Quite.....

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chapstick? More like chapped-dick amirite

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These two didnt know each other before this show, a true "how i met your mother" scenario.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't need to know that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Traffic, traffic, looking for my chap stick. Feeling kinda car sick. There's a Ford Maverick. https://youtu.be/ecgtb2UA4Lo

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hardcore definition of cringe.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Their moms must be so proud.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

chapped dick? so she is all dried out and sandpapery inside or something?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Old gf called it dickgloss..miss that one

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This insanity must stop. Ladies, don't replace your man's groin missile with used Chapstick.

8 years ago | Likes 191 Dislikes 2

Jokes on you I don't even have a girlfriend. Ha!

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Want a boyfriend?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I don't get it, chapstick goes on the lips, why would she put it on his penis ?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chapstick is cool, it is the lip gloss that truly sucks . . . balls.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it's not even clever or remotely funny.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Should have just went with "I'm with garbage" with an arrow pointing up.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think it can smell. Dicks have no noses.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uncouth.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Chapdick

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Dickstick

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tip balm

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just the tips...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Emily's Toybox.. no.. no one.. okay.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking awesome. Came here to post this. Can't believe you only have three upvotes. My cat says I'm spastic.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you referring to the band? They come to my town sometimes if so.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sure am, they use to play at a bar near me before it closed up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see them in key west Florida. How about yourself?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was outside Philadelphia, bar was called Whiskey Girl in Limerick P.A.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its because she rubbed chapstick in his underwear while he slept right?

8 years ago | Likes 663 Dislikes 5

What a prankster.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OnlyCommentNeverPost. Obviously. Everyone knows once you are in a serious relationship the BJ's stop

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

His dick was probably dry. She's very helpful.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Yeah

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Omg. You're me but you've actually stuck to it. Here's to you.

8 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 2

Does it count if I made an entirely separate account to post?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure. Why not. I've got enough love for everybody that tries to keep their account post free

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Thanks? Why?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You and the person above you, you are meant to be together

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why because of our no post ideals, which I broke only two months in

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0