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Dec 29, 2016 12:11 AM
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WillYouSpeakOutWillYouDefendMe
"Science has faltered once again in the face of overwhelming religious evidence."
OliverClothesoff70
Stupid Flanders.
WellExcuuuuuuseMePrincess
I finally made it!
breakalime
The fish says Jesus on it
maratet
I think the term Flanderization is quite accurate. I missed several seasons of the Simpsons, saw this episode and was like "what happened?"
SalamifortheSwami
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
That's not -natural- selection you stupid cunt.
Chreed96
Wouldn't this be artificial selection?
meanMemes
you mean eugenics?
anubisfike
I mean, in a way it's still natural selection. Humans are part of nature. We as humans can shape nature around them in a way that we want.
anubisfike
It's just in a much more controlled fashion than what would normally occur in nature.
StJiub
shaqie
Stupid sexy Flanders
wafflestompa
For real tho Flanders got cakes
LeetSawse
Feels like I'm wearing nothin at all!
StJiub
Stupid sexy Flanders!
Cindersolace
The fish says Jesus on it
SerpentHawk
They all do. They were selectively bred to. That's the joke.
SovereignPhantasmia
You're so cute.
poopypostapproval
The fish says Jesus on it
rocketman89
Look at you, you super-sleuth.
poopypostapproval
Lol just came thought I'd acknowledge it
thdudedude
Lets be mature assholes and make fun of people we don't agree with!!!
demodulated
I'm an atheist and a Simpsons fan but I always found this joke to be laboured and too on the nose. Lazy. I empathize with your criticism.
Icujle
Why not? Assuming you're religious, and see this post as making fun of religion, you're completely allowed to make fun of atheism (or 1
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FenrirOdinslayer
Welcome to the Internet, you must be new here.
Icujle
any other religion, for that matter) 2
radas86
Are you actually getting annoyed at a Simpsons episode?
thdudedude
Not annoyed. But imgurians sure like to slam and make fun of religions or ideas they don't agree with. Anonymity makes people brave i guess
HeWhoControlsThePantsControlsTheGalaxy
Well when your religion ignores reality and substitutes it's own, it's pretty easy to make fun of.
radas86
The person posted a funny section of a Simpsons episode with no inflammatory title or description. How is that slamming religion?
Itsactuallynot
It's not, but what he said is true
radas86
People on this site slam everything and make fun of everything. Religion shouldn't be off limits.
Catfoood
My favorite Simpsons moment
jengaship
I kinda hate it. It's the moment I realized they were going to start making Flanders the stereotypical fundamentalist.
balmut
What about; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTL0-RH2LfU
Catfoood
Good one!!
DavidBrooker
You could always be a buddhist. They think their God is so great he needn't actually exist.
balmut
How very zen.
A911owner
This one is my favorite: https://youtu.be/OT5mqWKirhI
balmut
Also good!
ThePepeSilviaConspiracy
*IRREFUTABLE FOSSIL EVIDENCE*
iBarracudaFur
Ha! *rebutle about fossils being planted by the devil*
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
Irrational response that for some reason references homosexuality, but contains a pun.
DakotaCRWebber
Foxsayy
Confident response demanding you check the facts from "SCIENTISTS" like Ken Ham, which for some reason also asserts global warming is a hoax
Tassyr
Who the hell is Ken Ham and why is he named after a delicious foodstuff.
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
You think Ken is delicious? I thinks it has too much salt.
serakaida
An idiot
Astr0spaceCat
I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
outlawsoul
they told me the devil would be handsome.
ireallydontlikeplayingthisgame
I think he came to my house the other day. I deeply regret being too awkward to earn my ticket to hell.
PurityOfEssence
I'm confident he would have given you that ticket.
Itsactuallynot
Well, the Old Testament is pretty much useless now, every law there was kinda cancelled out with the New Testament 1/2
Crimsonak
So the 10 commandments aren't used anymore then?
Itsactuallynot
I'm sorry, i made a mistake. What was canceled when Jesus was crucified were all the sacrifices. Incluiding circumcision
Crimsonak
How do you determine what is removed and what isn't?
Itsactuallynot
Im sorry, i dont really know. What I am sure of is that we don't have to sacrifice any thing l.
teloft
the part about mold is still good, its about how to remove mold from your house. But you can skip the animal offerings now because of Jesus!
DoYouWantAntsBecauseThatsHowYouGetAnts
Mold?
teloft
Leviticus 14:33-57
teloft
Leviticus 14:33-57 So if you have some mold in your house, you can go to your local church to help with repear costs.
teloft
Look em up, thay are fun
teloft
Disposal of moldy clothing: Leviticus 13:47-59
Itsactuallynot
So yeah, it contradicts itself
gordonisnext
Eh the whole "fulfill the law" things a bit ambiguous but no one in their right mind claims the books perfect
Itsactuallynot
Well, everyone know nobody can fulfill the law, and that's kinda the point
Itsactuallynot
Knows*
gordonisnext
No no, I was referring to Matt 5:17 I do not come to abolish the law but to fulfill it