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loneliestloner
Always up vote Dave Chappelle even if it's a repost
Faulancer
Logic at it's finest! Great!
Big8ooty8iches
seent it
SCOTTSTERLINGthemanthemythandthelegend
You gotta hear him say it. His delivery is half the joke
lopeezy
That's how I read it in my head
HeDiedInABizarreGardeningAccident
I've seen this so many times I couldn't help but read it with every little pause and intonation
NotTodayNotYesterday
Hey, just so long as you don't think it's a-okay to grope, stalk, or shout at someone in an empty street, then whatever.
INTOTHEMOTHERLANDTHEGERMANARMYMARCH
Both genders do that shit.
noodlesthedemonhunter
No shit, Sherlock.
INTOTHEMOTHERLANDTHEGERMANARMYMARCH
Ah. Thought you were saying only women have that issue. I've been surrounded by both moronic conservatives and Idiotic Regressive Liberals 1
INTOTHEMOTHERLANDTHEGERMANARMYMARCH
For the past two days. Bickering over stupid pipe dreams. I have little to no patience for both camps currently and am very curt.
mdtrep
From his HBO stand-up "Killing Them Softly" very funny, highly recommend
thesilentimgurian
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ORGANICGUY
Thanks.
SpidermanIsAMenace
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Ahaarimngthathappenstobered
Slut
SpidermanIsAMenace
Thanks baby
Ahaarimngthathappenstobered
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me
SpidermanIsAMenace
Wow baby you're hotter than the house I burned my ex in
Lassannn
If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house.
McSteroids
Why do people hate this guy again?
iDrinkDrano
Tradition
lukas9356
Fuck you lassannn... Am i doing this right? Im a first time laasannn fucker... No wait no
Saberlithian
Top kek.
GiddyKipper
Sounds like my first time!
wartoaster
Idk i try to at least take her out of the cardboard box first
boombaby123
They make coffins out of cardboard now?
SquidJesus
Step one: cut a hole in the box.
MrTitsMcGee
I disagree. Whores don't have a uniform, cops do. It's not the same thing at all.
Murrrian
Similarly, I shouldn't go around tackling people who are wearing football jerseys, just because they're wearing a uniform.
SherMattLockSmith
I can spot a whore a mile away, there most be some uniformity to their dress....
LuigiVampa
I get what you're saying, but if you're thinking literally of whores (prostitutes) there definitely is something of a uniform.
vanpam
Yep, it's called a stereotype
LuigiVampa
Nah it's called the most efficient way to market what you're selling.
HaplessChef
What do you wear?
TielKiri
I'd disagree a bit, because that's only a technical difference. Obviously they don't have a uniform, but they have a style, and he's 1/4
TielKiri
referring to the later. It's a problem with his semantics, not his argument itself. And the real things that might be wrong with what 2/4
TielKiri
he's saying depend entirely on what he said before this. Which I don't know about. He might be defending gropers, which is clearly 3/4
TielKiri
wrong. But he might also be defending cat-calling or something, which is another argument in itself. 4/4
lurkinginpublic
It's a fucking joke!
snailphotography
Jokes are funny because they're true. "Jokes" that just involve saying something dumb or controversial or hurtful to get a rise aren't good.
lurkinginpublic
Not because they're an exact telling of a literal truth though. That's not how jokes work. Hyperbole and stretched analogies are part (1/2)
lurkinginpublic
of that, as is pushing on hot-button issues. Maybe time to thicken that skin a bit and take a joke for what it is. (2/2)
lurkinginpublic
If you don't find a joke funny, that's one thing. But saying, "well that's not really true," and getting butthurt misses the point entirely.
snailphotography
They have to have a hint of unconventional insight or wordplay or, well, cleverness to them. This might have been shocking at the time 1/2
snailphotography
but now it's just passe. The problem isn't that it's 'offensive', it's that it's nothing I haven't already heard before. This joke bores me.