Welp, I'm about to NOT be, so...

Jul 18, 2017 5:24 PM

hairtriggercunt

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Litter box to the right. Snacks to the left. Make yourselves at home.

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 more years, though I think I'll just get ferrets again.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm the 300,000nth cat we fart on people

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cats > kids.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I'm 31 and married, but they're welcome in my house.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So men become Wizards and women become Cat Ladies? Both can still use magic, right?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 more years, but I don't want cats...can money walk in the door? Crazy money lady sounds good to me

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As an unmarried man about to turn 40 myself... can I come over and pet your cats?

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Please....anytime

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

;)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is exactly how it happens

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As the husband of s cat lady, I think it has more to do with not having kids.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I agree. Married with no children, own a few cats.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Three amazing adult children

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

We have three too! Want to see pics? Source: I'm a librarian, they pass them out with your diploma.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wait. Adult human children? My bad. Still have pics, tho!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm a nurse. All mine are on my locker. With pics of my cats.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You really shouldn't keep your kids in a locker.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess there are worst things right?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Ya, being a 28 year old virgin

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yep. Like staying married. LOL. Still love him, but sometimes it's not enough, ya know?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He put his foot down at 10 cats.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry to bring up a real point.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Joke is on him. I moved out but had to leave the cats there until I find a place where I can have them. Plus, he has my son's cat. LOLOLOL!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, if the username is accurate, that's not always condusive to marriage

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Made it 29 years...but yeah. Username is accurate.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So, so accurate :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck you Ted

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Promises...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ouch, that's most of your life, huh? You gonna be OK, @OP?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I always knew I was destined to be a crazy cat lady, so yeah. I'm looking for a house on the beach and opening a cat shelter.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wish you luck. Divorce really sucks, I know firsthand. Shoot me a PM if you ever wanna talk about it.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can I come too?

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

Are you housebroken and can you mow my lawn? I own it...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This week on the newest episode of "Cat Hoarders" v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If there is room

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to go to

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Party at the Cunt's house!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BYOC

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cunt or cat?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You pick

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cats only, from here on out

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Meow.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can go to jail for that ya know...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not where I live...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can put on some cat ears and I have a massive beard.... if you really want i can do the tail too

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Can you do the aloof, not give a shit, get off my sofa thing?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I can sure try but i dont think i would want to move once on your comfy sofa

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Well, come on then.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0