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Apr 28, 2017 3:01 AM
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Tacojam
Hotels are getting tricky now. Make you think you get a free beer but in the morning, BOOM $15 beer. Smart.
otternonsense85
Love New Glarus, from Illinois
hilhas1
Last time I looked in the hotel phone book I found a Penthouse magazine.
SteveBinCypressTexas
+1 for New Glarus!
kidfuckmohammad
This is the #hospitality the bible recommends sans note
TySty
Not to mention its New Glarus, Wisco proud baby!
IsThisAPictureOfOtisRedding
phoenixfromashes
Did you start following this random act of kindness guy on twitter?
Lannisterberg
haha i've been following him for a while. he's... not known as that on twitter lol
CreedanceTapes
Hahaha that's badass!
piratejenny
This tweet was made by the person who left the surprise, not the recipient (check the Twitter handle in the letter)
Table5
@ironghazi
redheadsaremykryptonite
My mom always put money in bibles, I thought it was stupid.
popopocelot
At hotels or at home? If at hotels, maybe she figured if you're that desperate for comfort, you could use a little hand out.
redheadsaremykryptonite
Sorry, but you put your family first, and she constantly gave money out to fake churches, and thought that would be act of penitence
housev1l
I usually do that with the desk anyway to get at the outlets.
datginjaninja
Wisconsin!!!
WorldsOkayestGuitarPlayer
FP needs to see this
TheClonesOfDrFunkenstein
That beer has probably been there for a long time...
Lannisterberg
he just put it there tonight
TheClonesOfDrFunkenstein
Then it's going to be there for a long time.
Lannisterberg
haha! probably!
faunakate
And the lord said let there be beer. And it was good.
ajpimpsalll
I'm SURE the maid who breaks them all next time she vacuums will be super excited...
hydrochlorothiazide
Yeah the only time furniture is moved is before intense inspections or other rare occasions
BeeAtPeace
I doubt the maid would move the furniture to vacuum unless there was an obvious mess there. They really don't have much time for each room.
UsernameNotTakenYet
My thoughts exactly
Wobbuffettrainer
+1 for Two Women beer
tengosuerte
New Glarus. As a Minnesotan, I'd be drooling. You enjoy those beers!!
soulmercenary
Ahhh! The beer lord. One of the lessor known deities.
shimmernshine
Monks celebrate fermentation and it's products as proof that god exists. See also Trappists and Abbey ales.
soulmercenary
I'm not religious, but I'll be dammed if this is just a series of random events coming together.
shimmernshine
I feel the same way about cheese.
Urgalicity
Ah yes, the religious leaving sins and temptation for others...
DrunkIrishAstronaught
I'm from Europe, is it... is it an american thing to put bibles in every hotel room? I'm confused.
DrunkIrishAstronaught
Not bibles, but the booklets, whatever.
Titothefrito
Woah a New Glarus beer besides Spotted Cow? It's a miracle!!
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Titothefrito
While I have to disagree that Spotted Cow is their worst, I do really like their others as well.
HoCroBro
Two women make a great shower beer. Actually, most beer is good shower beer.
Titothefrito
Amen, brother!
mehsufficient
Thus a trend was born
squishcat
I like this.
fluhatinrapper
Jesus made desks, Jesus made wine. I see this as fully approved by the Lord.
RosyQ
My thoughts exactly.
TrunkMonkey7
Let's hope so
s8008
Totally gonna do this next time and I expect to see others having participated.
matticusspraypaintimus
Even atheist will start looking at the Bible now
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
I'm sure, ironically. Atheists have read the Bible more than the average Christian. It's the reason most Atheists ARE Atheist.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
, not . Punctuation is hard.
DinoQueenJoules
I regularly find money in hotel bibles. I assume they are places at people favorite verses
kumaclimber
Some times I'm desperate for rolling papers
HelloCaspar
The Bible is the producer of many atheists. :)
wadenelson1
Like a sword, the message of the Bible divides people into one of two camps. Those who choose to serve and love others, versus..
awindingland
Seriously, I didn't start questioning the religion I was raised in until after I read the Bible front to back, and I was wtf so mindfucked
spacenub
Free beer is best beer
Solivoid
It's not free if you're sensing the urge to pass the did over, buying more beer for the next fella.
HosniMubark
Cold beer is your second
engineertobe
But how old are they
YesterEve
Im surprised that free beer didnt end up on the carpet.
DemSumBigAssRidges
I don't think I'd ever drink strange, hidden hotel beer...
theluckyking
Anything free is worth saving up for -great grandpa Alphonse
TheTwoTonNinja
YES! I love that movie!
FirstThingThatCameToMind
but its warm
feeltheice
Some beers are ment to be enjoyed at room temp.
brknsoul
Did spacenub stutter? FREE BEER IS BEST BEER.
theycallmeMrGlass
There's usually a mini fridge in hotel rooms
DaveDominaish
FREE. BEER. BEST. BEER.
Monkeyfighter
Most hotels have ice rooms.
Kork
Warm beer...my favorite.
umbrellamaker
That wendy chick mentioned something that would help with. I can't recall right now but it's like not a freezer because their meat fresh
CommentMalone
Better than no beer
ButCanTheyBeatGoku
Everyone knows the two best types of beer are free and cold.
Lannisterberg
haha that was my first thought as well!
demonic
Can't complain if it's free!
diamondsearcher
Honestly, yes. Yes, it is my favorite. Dukes up. Wus gud?
JerryGergich
The best beer is free beer. The 2nd best beer is cold beer.
demonic
The 3rd best is if happens to be your go to beer!
Skarekrow13
I actually kinda enjoy room temperature beer, but it has to be arrogant basturd or Guinness
Skarekrow13
Bastard
jcarn
Funny, I've never enjoyed guinness at any temperature
Skarekrow13
I've met a few people that felt the same, it's not for everyone
misterbookman
If only there was a machine that dispensed ice and a bucket to put it in?
pineapplepuppy
You mean, a bucket of stale water to bob beer bottles in?
Pengarr
Or some kind of..."electric ice-chest" that used the miracle of science to keep things refrigerated. What would one even call such a wonder?
astrangehop
We'll make millions once the eggheads figure out how to make my 'Colderizer'!
Sitraka
what about the Coldazinator ?
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
the "reduce an object's temperature through the act of thermal equilibrium" device!
EliMFrost
Phil had just gotten out of rehab, when he was feeling the urge. He turned to the good book, to find that God had a different plan for him
AbsurdSteak
Remember kids, if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing!
notthatguybutdefinitelythatguy
And the lord said "Eh, close enough.."
Murrdogg
Read that in Bender's voice
nathanpietrobarton
I found a dress hanging in the closet once. It was a little snug, but it fit.
Dakralai
How was the crotch area? Enough room for your penis?
Iamnotacreativeman
Was your dick showing?
Nikolai5
I've tried a couple of dresses on in my time and hiding the dick bulge is impossible. It practically accentuates it.
mkingi
Gotta tuck between the legs like a frightened animal
HypnagogicHallucinations
Geez, how tiny was that closet?
IMissedTheJoke
Omg he was talking about the dress fitting on him not in the closet. (Name)
HypnagogicHallucinations
Well, obviously he came out of the closet. I know that couldn't have been easy for him. So proud!
Joylove
The dress was not only thing in the closet it seems.
ThySausagePrince
Don't haveta be gay to want to look sexy.
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Lotta people interested in men with tight dresses here.
Apelehamamama
Is that the day you came out of the closet?
GoCorral
Did your balls look good in it?
oratoriotangram
Pics
manslut
Here here!
oratoriotangram
Wanna see my dick gif?
ImTotallyNotTheNSA
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Wait is it your gif or your dick?
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
What the hell, why not.
RepostApocalyptic
New Glarus and it's not even Spotted Cow. This fine individual is not only a Wisconsinite, they also have good taste.
Fryphax
Two Women, the only Wisconsin beer that can pretend to be decent.
pandapaintcan
Send me some??
WisconsinCentral2714
Indeed he does
ICantBelieveNobodySaidThisYet
Moon Man is really good. Bell's Oberon is yummy. Try a Tyranena beer. Brewers gone wild has series has lots of alcohol. Yay WI!!
DoctorDoctorDoctor
Love this company, get as much as I can fit in my bag every time I go back
lgbenish
Will definitely be taking some of their beer with me when I move south. And restocking every time I come back.
dokpsy
Depending on where you're going, you could have it sent to you or buy it from a large liquor store...
lgbenish
I'd have to double check, but I'm fairly certain New Glarus doesn't allow their products to be sold outside of WI
dokpsy
Might be mistaken but I'm pretty sure I've seen spotted cow in the largest liquor store chain down here.
snet328
YAS!
Junai
Fucking love me some raspberry tart from them!
vilhjalmr26
Indeed, raspberry tart is by far my favorite.
mahmelhaud84
Yes! Spotted Cow is like their 5th best beer. I really do like New Glarus, but they make WAY better stuff than Spotted Cow.
Imdumbshesalesbian
Agreed. Spotted Cow is like their bud light, a crowd pleaser
fishdinna
Wisconsinite is actually a great beer :) Lakefront FTW
Imdumbshesalesbian
Blown away by this
MOTHERFUCKINGBERNIESANDERS
I have my Wisconsin friend bring me a case or two every time he visits. So good. I should just move to Wisconsin...
lilres
Moon man is where it's at yo.
FinallyRElephant
Spotted Cow is the most overrated beer
anunhingedferriswheelrollingtowardsthesea
Liar
rydiafan
Two Women is their best, IMO. I take a case with me whenever I leave Wisconsin to visit people.
thecraziestofturtles
I just had it last weekend, I am most definitely a fan.
FrankLloydWrite
Fellow Wisconsinite here: Moon Man all the way.
kalas1973
Not a Wisconsinite, but a neighbor to the South. I prefer this brew to spotted cow by far
BroBaggins
Is it true you can't leave the state with a six pack of this?
kittonmittons
It's only illegal if you intend to sell it in another state.
anunhingedferriswheelrollingtowardsthesea
Yup, technically illegal, but many people do (B/c New Glarus beer is fucking awesome)
toofat2dance
Road Slush from New Glarus is pretty good.
fluhatinrapper
Jesus made desks, Jesus made wine. I see this as fully approved by the Lord.
daMinz
Spotted Cow is the type of beer you order when the only other things on tap is Bud and Miller Lite
NeverLeaveYourWingman
Their winter beer, Cabin Fever, is my favourite. It's a honey bock I think.
kwozzz
Just bought three cases!
dokpsy
Thinking of searching for this mysterious honey bock....
daMinz
Road Slush is my fave
Valj
Mainer here, was kind of underwhelmed by the Spotted Cow, had heard so much praise of it. Their other products are good though.
ConnorRD
Two Women is my favorite lager I've ever had. Spotted Cow is overrated.
Cruxasaurus
Check out Dancing Man Wheat if you can. It's a summer seasonal and one of the best wheat beers I've had.
AwkwardKeming
If you're transitioning from Miller, Spotted Cow is amazing. If you actually drink real beer, it's fine.
thecheerfulpessimist
Spotted Cow is just the one that everyone knows because it's inoffensively drinkable. I much prefer the Moon Man IPA or Road Slush stoat.
toomanycooks
Spotted Cow is alright. I prefer Moon Man instead. It's my favorite beer.
Whopraysforthedevil
Wisconsinite, but I love Spotted Cow. My beer of choice
SolomonCane
Displaced Wisconsinite. I can only get glorious New Glarus during the holidays now. :(
crazyfishlady
Do you stock up when you go home? I don't drink, but it's tradition to bring some back for my bf when I visit family.
daMinz
how far away are you?
kittonmittons
I'm in the same boat in a few months. I'm not even going to be close enough to drive/stock up when I go home.
housev1l
Hello fellow Wisconsinites that don't have to import New Glarus!
parabolic000
Greetings from MKE.
ChaosChosen
By import I'm assuming you mean smuggle as much back in a suitcase with you
SpiteforLife
Wisconsin friends?!?!?!
cakebacon
I'm about to move back!!!
RepostApocalyptic
Little north of GB here
TheTwoTonNinja
Greetings from Sloshkosh
superduperyooperthatspissedoff
Sup'
daMinz
I live just north of Milwaukee
breadbomb92
River Falls here
CptRedWing
Hey now, spotted cow is great. Minnesotan here.
ImgurMadeMeChangeMyNameCauseItsDumb
I took a half barrel to a hotel party 6 years ago. haven't been able to touch the stuff ever since.
langri
Agree. Spotted Cow is tasty. (Also MN)
ixex
Spotted Cow is fine. It's just that the rest of New Glarus's beers are even better.
JimmySmits
Only others I've tried were Fat Squirrel and Dancing Man Wheat. Both were decent, but I prefer the moo juice.
ixex
Moon Man and Two Women are my favorites. I'd try them when you have the chance.
CataholicsAnonymous
Are you from Red Wing, CptRedWing?
Pazaak0
I live 20 mins from red wing. Used to work at the staghead there.
jokerman5656
No he's from Pine City. Damn Pine City...
CptRedWing
Winona actually. The red wing refers to something completely different...
CataholicsAnonymous
Do tell...
TheTwoTonNinja
Wisconsinites...ASSEMBLE!!!
p0troast
Fat Squirrel and cheese
MyMiddleNameIsLiterallyJoy
Mark Ruffalo is from Wisconsin. Can he be our leader?
RepostApocalyptic
Go Pack Go
Paintmanusa
I'm a Chicagoland guy, Indiana side. Can I come to ?
RepostApocalyptic
No flatlanders
daMinz
As long as you don't mention da bears, I think you'll fit in just fine
Paintmanusa
I got the the deep dish. When it slides down the globe, it gets flavor. No Bears - All Sox fan here.
daMinz
Sounds good. I have a cheese factory/store right next to my house I'll bring as much as you want
racewayelko
Hello from Minnesota! I will be inside you this weekend (you guys have better take tracks) what other alcohol is good and Wis exclusive?
toofat2dance
Green Bay has some great brewerys, Stillmank, Hinterland, Title town, and a decent Gin at Green Bay distillery.
RepostApocalyptic
Goddamn I love Perky Porter from Stilmank. I have a couple growlers I get filled there when I have time.
lolimadentist
O'os the big O. From Plover WI
racewayelko
Never heard of that. Also Golden sands is a great track
EventualAndy
Tyranena Brewing. It's located between Milwaukee and Madison. Yes, distributed outside WI, but their tap room is nice.
daMinz
I recommend you check out the Lakefront Brewery. They have some great stuff, and if you're coming to Milwaukee, take the tour it's awesome
racewayelko
Sadly, only going to Lacrosse this weekend, next weekend is Madison
daMinz
Bummer, but I still recommend the beer :) Their Riverwest Stein is my favorite
anunhingedferriswheelrollingtowardsthesea
The tour is absolutely amazing. Funny and informative! Fridays there are the best for a tour and the fish fry and live polka band
daMinz
As my uncle says "you know you're in WI, when polka starts playing and even the teenagers are dancing" lmfao
TheTwoTonNinja
Anything by Ale Asylum, Central Waters, Bare Bones, Fox River Brewing Co., 3 Sheeps, Sprechers (also great sodas), Point, Leinenkugels, 1/2
TheTwoTonNinja
Tyranena, Lakefront, MKE, and the aforementioned New Glarus. I'd also recommend looking into Great Northern Distilling. Especially their 2/2
TheTwoTonNinja
Vanguard Whiskey. 3/2
racewayelko
We get leine's here I love the creamy dark.
TheTwoTonNinja
That is definitely a good one.
thatsnotwhatisignedupfor
nice. didn't know that there is a location called New Glarus. As a swiss living near Glarus, that's really interesting...
Imdumbshesalesbian
It's tiny, one stop light town, west of madison
superduperyooperthatspissedoff
More south
AwkwardKeming
I didn't know there was an old Glarus, though I guess I should have figured...
atleastIwasnt36
It looks like a Swiss town too
thatsnotwhatisignedupfor
sooo. boring I guess...
atleastIwasnt36
I would say charming
daMinz
Wisconsin/US has a lot of towns named for the immigrants who moved there (Belgium, Germantown, New Glarus, and a many, many more)
AndersCalrissian
Toronto, Illinois - Toronto, Indiana - Toronto, Iowa - Toronto, Kansas - Toronto, Missouri - Toronto, Ohio - Toronto, South Dakota !
AndersCalrissian
/2 No Canadians there eh