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May 9, 2017 2:56 PM
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lalobaciclista
I don't care what you eat, why do you care what I don't?
vapingvegancrossfitter
I feel your pain Sara
stink3rbelle
That's silly. I don't know any vegan who wouldn't bring their own shit, sometimes marinated veggies you'd want to eat.
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
Mercenarity
About as fun as that time Gordon Ramsay fed a vegetarian a pizza with hidden ham as a practical joke and mocked him on his way out. /sarcasm
SaintPoop
We played this joke before, but the vegan girl was super nice and brought many meat/veggie to the bbq. I felt bad being an ass to her.
nikseen
That's just being a cunt after asking a specific question.
Spacecaseartist
I believe the tag is #SpotTheDick
Irminsul773
Man, whoever did this is an asshole.
GavinScreaming
As someone who had a burger for lunch, why do you fucking care what she eats?
Xenarion
Circle jerking. Welcome to Imgur, the new 9gag.
FullCrimsonic
As a butcher, fuck that guy. 90% of my diet is veggies and I recommend to every customer it should be the basis of your diet
NotPolice
You should eat more meat.
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
Why are people such cunts to vegans? You arseholes never stop whining about them.
Mercenarity
Because people are tribal about stupid shit. We have dietary tribes now.
girlwiththepokemontattoo
Am a Sara. Am a vegan. Weird.
mattbl
So funny, being intolerant of someone else's choice.
JadedWombat
Those tags make OP seem like an even bigger dick than Johhny.
FatSavage
Fucking savage
AveragegamerdudeBANNED1
FatSavage
Cheers
boaja
Fucking sausage.
Groznek
Not...really. There's no joke or mockery going, even 'clever' mockery. It's just rudeness.
arete5
Sucking favage
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
You found the one vegan that wasn't being a dick about it, and we're a dick in return? Some of them do it for dietary reasons, after all.
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
"the one vegan" like 99% of vegans aren't dicks about it. It's almost always the non-vegans being preachy cunts.
unattractivecheesepuff
I'm a vegetarian and I love going to grills and BBQs for fries and sides.
Mercenarity
How worried are you about pork-fried beans, lardy ingredients, and cross-contamination though?
unattractivecheesepuff
If it has meat in it or mixed in it, I stay away from it. I stopped eating meat because it made me sick and I don't feel like getting sick.
Mercenarity
Was an honest question anyway. Animal product derivatives are so ubiquitous that it's hard to avoid.
GreyTreble
Seriously? She wasn't even the one to bring it up and she still gets punished for it. asshole move.
NotTodayNotYesterday
What's funny is, no one judges OP for all the things they shove in their mouth.
NotPolice
I enjoy what he shoves in his mouth. #OPsAfaggot
drunkcat
Is it really punishment to not be invited to a food event in which you can not eat the food?
Xenarion
Or she could just have to bring her own food. That's how most mature people do when someone doesn't want or can't to eat the main food.
ElFLacoGamer
You must go to terrible BBQs if the only thing to do there is eat meat. No sides, no drinks, no games or friends. Shiiiet.
GreyTreble
The issue is that it is easy to accommodate her by simply providing things like veggies or chips or w/e, instead he rudely uninvited her.
drunkcat
It's not that type of shindig. If it were a potluck, a party or something similar sure but it's not.
GreyTreble
I guess we have different priorities about what makes a bbq important.
drunkcat
Again it depends on the bbq.
Superfastsheep
I eat veganish for health reasons, I can't always tag along for restaurant outings, but BBQs are the easiest shit to accommodate
thehairypotter
ZazzRazzamatazz
I knew it was gonna be Ron before I even clicked!
yourmomloveme
lordofhouselurker
TheHawkRules
yourmomloveme
RoxannePaypascissors
LOL as a vegan not only do I get invited to BBQ's but mates actually have bought me BBQ mats so I can cook my food first.
StunnedGoofy
silm
What are they gonna do? A vegan physically attack me?
SankingDragon
Fake. Funny, but fake.
DoublevBomb
Much like this:
foxfire1112
Of course it's fake.. fuck people
RathernotDisclose
In the probably not so distant future, animals as food will seem as idiotic as smoking does today.
pancreas
That sounds more like Hell. Which is probably in my not so distant future so you're technically corret.
merelyadequategooglymoogly
Yeah, the moment we as a species evolve into pure energy.
MillionDollarMistake
Is this a quote from something
RathernotDisclose
No, just my personal thought
MillionDollarMistake
oh that's unfortunate then
Counterfit
You can't play "spot the vegan" right if you just ask "are there any vegans". That's like playing poker and asking what their hand is
Nipplebuttsalad
But they'll just tell me they're vegan anyway
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
plus she was super nice...
twofishtails
On the other hand, noone would ever bluff they were vegan, either.
twofishtails
You don't love in Northern California.
orangeisthenewbasic
Too hyphy
Superking420
only hate
twofishtails
Autocorrect sucks. Did you know that over 40% of troubled adolescents involuntarily committed to private mental wards identify as "vegans"
PurpleMikey
Source?
twofishtails
It's private data that will be eventually released as a scientific paper. I will inform you if it's published. Caveat I forgot to mention1/2
HitlersHornyNippleRing
I have a 5 and Queen..what's your hand?
Counterfit
https://youtu.be/pWB5JZRGl0U
abacaxi
5 aces
al640814
HAH i got 6 aces. i win
ShotgunFiend
The difference is a poker player won't tell you their hand, but the vegan is more than happy to share.
twofishtails
Yeah, but no one in their right mind would bluff at being vegan in the fear they'd be believed.
Mercenarity
I only bring it up if asked. Half the time, it ends up in me being given shit about it. And I'm just vegetarian. The crap vegans deal with …
Placeboy
Shhhhhh we like finding reasons to feel superior to people
Omny
I've seen way more people bitching about "preachy vegans" than actual preachy vegans.
HodorIsADJ
Found the vegan.
NotTodayNotYesterday
As much as I love steak, I'd rather be grouped in with vegans than this fucking judgmental lot.
nikseen
Wasn't even preaching, dude asked specifically if anyone was vegan. Fucking asshole tbh.
MrDurden93
Issa a joke
malricisadude
Sorry, I actually agree with you but thought that was funny
ICantThinkOfAU
Does kinda kill the joke when you ASK for somebody to say "I'm vegan" though, because the joke's meant to be they'll say that for no reason
malricisadude
I'd commented "Found the vegan" which was what I was apologizing in advance for, but that got downvoted to oblivion. Guess I saw that coming
frosty147
That's because it's a meme. But ironically, even in posts poking fun at preachy vegans, you always find some preachy vegans.
PuppyDontCare
You should meet my ex coworker. She would bring it up randomly every half hour.
samtherat6
Yeah I went out last night and they spent a lot of time insulting vegans, and I couldn't say anything because "spotted the vegan hurr hurr"
samtherat6
Guess I just won't be spending time with them lol from now on
S3ns
Seriously. Meat-eaters are on the attack. Mentioning a food restriction with someone you're going to eat with? Oh quit the preaching!
ModernDayBabaYaga
Yeah? Move to Portland (OR), they can't STFU about it.
Patlabor
So omnivores have one city where they get to know what it feels like to constantly defend your dietary choices? I'll go get my tiny violin.
ModernDayBabaYaga
found the vegan
reverendbonobo
I see way more people bitching about people bitching about "preachy vegans" than I see people bitching about preachy vegans.
decamping
I've seen way more preachy vegans bitching about people bitching about preachy vegans than people bitching about people bitching about vegan
decamping
There's just a whole lot of bitching going on...
DPCerberusBlaze
To be fair, they people complaining about the preachy vegans are complaining because the preachy vegans complained so much
malricisadude
Found the vegan
minionsandbananas
I think you pissed off the vegans +1
Omny
Nope. I'm just sick of seeing the same jokes over and over on this site.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
Then leave, that's literally all imgur does.
malricisadude
I actually agree with you. I had another comment saying so and apologizing in advance for my/this "joke", just in case you didn't see it
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Jupman
The extra B is for BYOBB.
lordofhouselurker
SammyFable
Username checks out.
GreenYawgmoth
It's just a little airborne, it's still good it's still good!
GiFucked
Mehlsack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx59zLqBRuI
kuroze
In Spanish it's fun too, because it rhymes: "No conquistas na-da! Con una ensala-da!"
dhexodus
Not Spanish, but was actually fun to say
HabitatsFinest
Jajaja
orDNary
Why so mean? BBQ a cucumber for her or something.
3toedsloth
Found the vegan.
gallifreyanegnineer
Because vegans are stereotypically annoying, especially around meat and this is a funny screenshot.
HiddenSanity
Tempeh BBQs great.
SecondSince
Whenever i throw a BBQ it's clear to all i do not provide meat substitutes. If you want it, bring your own. Or just eat the other stuff.
RainDog9
I think that is totally fair. I always bring my own food to bbq/potluck. Super easy!
26savage
It's a meme
agjm
I have a feeling this was faked for upvotes, but if it's real then OP is a prick.
Radix865
Yeah, I'd like everyone but me be a vegetarian so I get all the meat!
YesButMaybe
Yes there are some exceptions, ButMaybe many vegans won't even cook on the same surface meat has cooked on.
rudejohn
I usually buy a couple large portobello mushroom caps to grill for vegetarians and vegans who come to my grill/BBQ parties. They're yummy.
Ninjainslippers
I actually once tried a friend's portabello burger and liked it more than the beef burger I grilled. And I'm a damn good cook.
LoTRFanatic42
Yes! Mushroom burgers are great!
GingerLaird
You can make cauliflower steaks. I've heard they're pretty good.
DrunkArtist
Too edgy for that
stink3rbelle
Folks I know would bring their own hot dog or burger or marinated eggplant.
Andied
Because, social pressure!
urustai
Or grill peaches. *drools* Grilled peaches...
thawless
What in the world!? I want that ASAP. Do you have a favorite recipe?
urustai
I've never grilled peaches. They're just tasty.
WillowKidd
pineapple. Grill the pineapple!
Astramancer
Grill watermelon. It apparently gets a steak-ey texture.
blackguard89
StonesOnTheHill
I'm not vegan, and I'm not an overly eager water melon enthusiast, but that actually sounds odd enough to try it.
GrilledMelonMan
I'm kinda sorta relevant at last. This must be what the big time feels like.
t0kenblackguy
Lol as a black guy i hate to admit that i would probably eat it and like it (username relevant)
KingORedLions
Jackfruit. Jackfruit has a particularly meaty texture when cooked in certain ways!
I2amLeslieKnope
Yes, I didn't even know it wasn't meat until I was told (my assistant brought free lunch, I trust her enough not to ask questions).
Ryebread91
What's jackfruit?
Desco911
Yeah if you want you, your clothes, your table, and your utensils to be sticky for the next week. Fuck jackfruit.
KingORedLions
I feel like there's a story in here somewhere.
hencethequeef
Jackfruit contains a latex substance that is very sticky and will only wash off with oil, not soap and water
hencethequeef
You have to coat everything in oil beforehand!
hencethequeef
I just tried it as a fruit for the first time (YUM) and I'm planning to make tacos with it next!
supersheeep
If I wanted steak-ey texture I would've eaten steak
ChainsawHandsJoe
Grilled watermelon sounds interesting, but if I'm biting into it expecting it to feel like a watermelon it's gonna suck.
ChrisWise
Well that's mean :( what if she was gonna hook it up with the Portabella burgers? Those shits are dank af
karimonsterbitches
OMG...one of those on top of a regular patty smothered in swiss and havarti. I think I just turned myself on thinking about it.
Fweeblies
Black bean burgers are nice and simple too :D
MaximumMarks
It would've been mean if it actually happened.
ProfessorDumbledorable
Exactly! If I invite someone, I'd still want them to come and accommodate them. Vegan coming isn't hard.
ProfessorDumbledorable
Cooking*
StonesOnTheHill
My sister always brings roasted veggies and some kinda zucchini things with a tomato goo inside them. She's a great cook.
Danishlmgurian
it sounds delicious, and just because you don't eat meat, doesn't mean you can't be part of a BBQ
Ninjainslippers
People making a big deal about not liking vegans are the new vegans. They just can't shut the fuck up about it.
GuardsmanMiku
as much as I agree, this post is still kinda funny
wanderingsibyl
I hear way more hate on vegans than vegans lecturing others, and I'm friends with vegans.
veritas1980
in this case he just doesn't want a bleeding heart vegan ruining everyone's fun a the bbq. I can't disagree with that.
Ninjainslippers
How do you know they're "bleeding heart"? I invite conservatives and don't expect them to come shoot Jesus bullets out of American flags.
veritas1980
because there wouldn't be a vegan stereotype if people didn't reinforce it. same goes for the stereotype you mentioned.
Ninjainslippers
The problem with stereotypes isn't that they're false. It's that they're incomplete. Yes there are examples, but I've found it's rare.
veritas1980
are you vegan?
greydays
I was the same way until I worked with a vegan. FML they're real.
tablecat
Three of my classmates are vegan. They're by no means preachy about it. I only know it, because we eat together a lot.
greydays
She was weird, annoying and eccentric. I think those people gravitate towards extremes, like veganism, creating the hate.
ChesterfieldMcMillanandWife
Im not vegan. I can appreciate they are doing good for the environment by balancing some of the tons of meat people overeat on or throw away
DoesShameMeanNothingToYou
Who hurt you?
huldinos
Crossfit, crossfit,crossfit...
IAmNotAGoodPerson
Well I hate vegans.
IAmNotAGoodPerson
Also I downvoted you because you're probably a vegan.
ahinsak
Glad to know vegans have climbed a rung.
houseofnifty
Nah, its the anti-anti-vax echo chamber that Imgur has become.
heethin
I had the OP's reaction in a new dinner club, but the vegeturds became *the* reason I still go.
dolphinboynd
It's almost like people taking an extremist view on something and loudly proclaiming it will cause an equal reaction from the opposite 1/
dolphinboynd
Extremist side just to spite the original extremists. 2/2
fewe
It's the same with anti-feminists complaining about radical feminists and iPhone users complaining about preachy Android users.
tommyfever
Sounds a lot like people who complain about things on Imgur.
Andied
What if they always were?
TylerTheAnarchist
Vegan sympathizer!
Dyslexicbirch
Its like bitching about people wanting GF food most people who ask have food allergies
stardy
its bc its a joke. people tell jokes
twofishtails
Very true, but Imgur is home to the world's greatest population of people who take themselves too seriously.
stardy
very true
youstillendedupgettingrickrolled
Guys I found the vegan
EnvelopeOfDoom9000
This has -8 and an identical comment above it has +97. Internet.
NobleSavant
"Guys why did my comment that is exactly the same as someone else's not get points? Please give me free upvotes for no reason!"
EnvelopeOfDoom9000
My point was that it's more a matter of which comment gets noticed first, and comments aren't always in points order on mobile
EnvelopeOfDoom9000
It wouldn't kill anybody to upvote both, it's not like there's a finite supply of fake Internet points
billburrwalderama
You gotta read the comments before commenting the same thing
EnvelopeOfDoom9000
Right, everybody reads every comment every time before they post, no exceptions
ToastedVanilla
It's a BBQ and that person is vegan. I think this only makes sense tbh.
Ninjainslippers
I have vegan friends and invite them to bbq's all the time. They bring veggies to grill and eat the other dishes that happen to be vegan.
BrainGeologist
Grilled veggies, homemade or store bought veggie burgers/hot dogs/sausages.
Freeflare
Roasted/grilled veggies can be delicious. Also portobellos are so very tasty grilled.
rudejohn
I *love* meat and I grill at my place often, but I don't mind vegans bringing something I can cook for them.
ToastedVanilla
The problem is when they come expecting you to accommodate them.
rudejohn
Absolutely agree. If they start whining that I didn't disinfect my grill of meat before cooking their vegan stuff, they can get the heck on.
rudejohn
(I make an honest attempt at scraping it, but I don't treat it as my job. Go inside and bake or pan fry if my grill isn't pristine enough)
wastedbartender
Don't know how those thin alu thingies are called in english, but just tell them to bring some, if they dont like their veg. Touching meat
PolarHailStorm
Yeah, because they see a chance to be 'funny' after having not properly developed a social sense of humour to seem friendly to others.
Ammurrica
Found the vegan
DarthKratos
Exactly
theovermynd
I was gonna reply but you beat me to it. So have my upvotes instead
HippDeutschMan
Frisbeetime420
Got you to +1!!! Keep trucking my friend!
MasonPrater
Beat me to it +1
MisheruEmiya
Beat meat to it -1
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Found the new vegans.
theNameChecker
What if you just hate everyone like most people
iDrinkDrano
Then your hatred is impotent and nobody cares. Gotta hate somebody in particular to make it a party.
pragmatao
But isn't everyone already most people?
DutchymcDutchface
I really want to upvote you. But you have a perfect 100 score. I can't fuck that up. I'll send it to you via pigeon or something.
helpusdrzaius
then it's no problem because you don't talk to anybody
AngelicOrb
And the ones you hate the least are your friends?
imadorablepleasehugmeandbenicetomeillappreciateit
Shut the fuck up!
shanfyr
then you don't throw bbq parties...
Nuggetti
*like most people claim on the internet thinking they're super unique
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
I wish I could meet internet people in real life, I feel like I'd like them better than real life people...
Patlabor
Most of the people you meet irl are internet people. Mostly facebookers, but also quite a few imgurians, redditors, chantards, tropers, etc.
aPokal
This is a claim of thinking being the norm.
miserableprincess
I don't think its unique, I just don't care for most/all people.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Yeah, I just wouldn't have asked and assumed a vegan would either bring it up or bring their own dish.
Ninjainslippers
Right? If they don't accommodate their restrictive diet, they can still come but they might not get much food.
icelandicsealbear
Why would you go to a BBQ and not bring something
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Some people are like that. My mother stopped going to family reunions when nobody else would bring any food and she was feeding 40.
80percentlegs
Meh. I'm no vegetarian, but grilled veggies are fuckin delicious and a BBQ without them is missing out.
fiery831
I think you're missing the point...he doesn't want a vegan talking people's ears off about eating only ears of corn during his BBQ.
Jogger312
Grilled veggies basted in ANIMAL fat (ftfy).
waitwasthatreal
Black bean burgers are awesome.
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
If SJWs have taught me anything it's that you are indeed a vegetarian. The second part of your sentence was full of vegetarianism.
80percentlegs
I'm an omnivore
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
SJWs tell us that anyone who starts a statement with "I am not racists, but..." is then going to say something racists, even though (1/2)
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
They probably don't. I was having a dig at SJWs, not at you. :)
80percentlegs
facelessshadows96
Grilled corn on the cob is the shit
jol1nar
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80percentlegs
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arthurdubya
As I get older, I find myself craving vegetables, like being able to shit properly depended on it or something.
IAmCodyProbably
but vegans are just as bad as people who only eat meat for a BBQ just the other way around. Veggies aren't as good without grilled meat.
Patlabor
Then it's a good thing Sara won't be there to stop them all from eating meat.
hellsplumber
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StrangeBard
Heck just grill up some fruit technically the part you eat is called 'meat' anyway. Then you are still technically only grilling meat.
80percentlegs
Fuck yeah grilled peaches and pineapple
Corgibuttnubs
Kabobs! Meat and veggies all together in yummyness.
blepblepblepblep
In my opinion, grilled potatoes are just as tasty as french fries.
MrStrabismus
Grilled corn, grilled zucchini, grilled tomatoes, char-grilled potatoes, c-g bell peppers, fried onions...I'm a carnivore, but hate no v's
80percentlegs
I believe you're actually an omnivore
MrStrabismus
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids
FernandoRumdebum
To me it's just effort I don't enjoy. I don't go out of my way to uninvite herbivores, but I definitely go out of my way to make sure I 1/
FernandoRumdebum
2/ never invited em in the first place. Vegetarians tend to be OK, but vegans, even those I kinda call friends, are insufferable at BBQs
80percentlegs
Why are you going out of your way at all? Just invite your friends.
FernandoRumdebum
I have vegetarian friends, and some of those have vegan friends, I'm not so rude that I'd turn em away. I just sulk ha
HolyLemons
Dude. Grilled capsicum and leeks are delicious.
ACanary
But isn't that cannibalism
80percentlegs
Lol burn
Crawley
The problem is not the grilled veggies (which are DELICIOUS). The problem is the whiny ass vegan complain about the charred murder meat.
80percentlegs
Yes but the host asked if anyone was a vegan, she didn't offer that up unprompted.
ZedaZ80
Uhh, literally, I've never heard a vegan complain about others eating meat and I work in a natural foods store (where a good chunk of our
ZedaZ80
customer base is vegan and they know I eat meat).
StormBurnX
Vegetarians will go to a grillout to eat grilled veggies. Vegans will complain that meat has touched the grill.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Never had that problem. Then again, I only know people who'll make one side of the grill (or an entire separate grill) just for veggies.
MokiYoki
and sometimes its the opposite. and usually a vegetarian or vegan that's enthused to go to a BBQ is just happy to hang out. (1/2)
MokiYoki
cutting people out for their beliefs is just as bad as not inviting your jewish friend cause they dont eat pork or shrimp.
StormBurnX
Usually they're not cut out for their beliefs, but rather their attitude of being snooty judgmental pricks. I have 2 vegan friends that 1/2
StormBurnX
2/2 are wonderful people, but I've met so many more that are just pieces of shit inside and take it out on those around them.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
And what about corn on the cob??? Potato salad????? What are they, monsters?!??!??!
ThySausagePrince
Pretty sure corn is a vegetable and can be grilled. Packed with butter and spices, wrapped in foil.
Eldibs
Absolutely sure you can grill corn on the cob. I've done it many times.
bart147
Corn on the cob is best grilled with the husk still on, and no prep what so ever. Cook it to the side till the husk is almost burnt.
Meg4nG
Corn isn't really a vegetable, it's better classified as a grain. I.e. Paleo diet includes lettuce but not corn
razzleberryfox
Vegans don't eat butter...
mediumsizedtittycommittee
Or mayo/eggs
Eldibs
Get margarine then.
RainDog9
There is vegan butter. And vegan mayo. There is legit vegan everything!
ArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemis
Yea, but they would be touching the grills that grilled meat... so yea.
80percentlegs
My gf is a pescetarian and has no issue with this. Vegans are probably different, though, so fair point.
hencethequeef
People have varying degrees of strictness. It's not like they have an allergy - just might want to tin foil the veggies for flavor's sake.
ArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemis
well, they would probably not want any meat juices touching the food. It would sure be a hassle... but it can be done, of course.
washi
It's not that much of a hassle, as long as you know about it before you start grilling. Just do the veggies first, or have a section of (1)
washi
(2) the grill dedicated to veggies and no meat. It works for my strict vegan metamour.
ElFLacoGamer
EXACTLY. People are having shitty BBQs if the literal only food is meat.
cnphilli
But a vegan would have a BBQ without meat... That's also a shitty BBQ
NeynasGhost
I feel like there's a difference between "only meat" and "meat plus sides", and "sides" rarely make a satisfying meal.
NeynasGhost
Although it is entirely possible that they did indeed plan on nothing but meat. Never know.
scooterific
With or without veggies BBQs still taste great to me but I'll admit the best thing I've ever had was grilled beef wrapped around asparagus
scooterific
*best thing I've ever had at a BBQ
sweetnaivety
you mean the best!
AmaIthea
Seven meat salad
GuacuaMan
All I need is meat. Or shishkebabs with onion.
TubaBandito
Yeah but there's a difference in BBQ with veggies too and vegan
unclestankstank
So you're saying my pulled pork, baby back ribs, and ribsteaks constitute a shitty barbecue without grilles vegetables?
Patlabor
This reminds me of the first time my mom left me home alone for the weekend and I ate nothing but reeses pieces and chips.
ElFLacoGamer
For me personally? Yes...I like at least slightly balanced meals. Not even for health reasons, all meat is just boring to me.
unclestankstank
I always make sides, but I'm glad you admit that your initial comment is by no means a statement of fact.
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
Stop with the word literal in all conjutive forms.
Dumbladorable
Most BBQs i go to are meat-only and i admit it's kinda boring... what would you suggest to place on that there grill?
JinseokJasonChoi
Boy asparagus with bacon is amazing :)
Sumciak
Dump some peppers, mushrooms, shallot onions, wrap potatoes in tin foil and dump them between the chalk. When bbq is finished take them out.
JohnnySupYo
Fuck yes. Don't freaking forget corn mmh. Peppers...
linesinaconversation
Not a vegetable, but pineapple. I don't even like pineapple generally, but grilled? Fuggetaboutit!
Turbz
Potatoes and corn on the cob!!
ThroughTheVoidToBeDestroyed
Cut a sweet pepper in half and crack and egg inside it with a bit of salt, same with a hot pepper and some cheese
TheWorldsGreatestPlagueDoctor
Grilled pineapple are amazing, but remember to char it black a bit. They help the meat to go down easier too
tehwilsonator
Zuchinni cut lengthwise, pre-salt for 20 min, wipe off water, and brush with a bit of oil before grilling
shirleytempleblackmetal
Grill peaches and top it with vanilla ice cream
justmenotU
Okra. Light oil, s&p, Skewed like a popsicle.
TheBestThingOnCHIVEwheneverIFeelLikeIt
Eggplant!!!!
bodyorphanage
You can make kebabs with just veggies too!!! grill em just the same
Koshunae
Fuckin anything. Onions, mushrooms, hell even celery can be kickass grilled.
ThisTimeItIsForKeeps
Grilled watermelon with a balsamic reduction!
liranbromberg
Corn, portobello mushrooms, tofu, and potatoes are my favorites. You can do pretty much whatever but remember that seasoning is the key!
blunte
Toss asparagus in olive oil, lemon juice, sea salt and lemon pepper. Grill, turning until done. Drizzle with balsamic vinegar. Boom.
coderanger
Sweet potato kebabs will change your life.
dlw45
Sliced squash with olive oil and a little salt and pepper.
slappyhamsalads
Grilled carrots are actually tasty as helllll. Don't even need seasonings. Sliced zucchini coated in olive oil + s&p is great too
Dumbladorable
Hey thanks everyone for all the suggestions :D
Dumbladorable
Upvotes for all!
80percentlegs
Onion, peppers, eggplant, squash, and corn are my personal favorites.
80percentlegs
Ooh and portobellos. Can't believe I left those out!
SirLyonhart
The regular stuff is all good, but for something different try artichokes. Boil, drain, grill. Melted butter for dip. Garlic optional.
imnottryingtobesarcastic
A dip I use is mayo, lemon juice, and curry! It's super good with artichokes
SirLyonhart
Sounds tasty. Might try that.
thetwoyoots
Not the point. It's Vegans people don't like, not vegetables.
Patlabor
I have literally never seen a vegan or vegetarian give someone shit for eating meat. I quit vegetarianism and went back to eating things --
Patlabor
that I don't even like because omnivores kept making it an issue, and having to constantly defend your choices is Just. Fucking. Exhausting.
Giffylongstockings
Well I've been told that I can't like animals because I easy meat by multiple people and if you give something up because of other people
Giffylongstockings
You weren't very dedicated in the first place
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
People usually like me when I bring a fucking great salad + doing some shiitake brochettes.
MinorityRetort
Went to a fancy restaurant with a friend in college, he opens the menu and asks the waiter "What's a Shit-Ack?"
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
Did he say it like a marsian coming in peace?
MinorityRetort
As I recall, it was very much like one of those guys that doesn't need a mic when addressing an auditorium full of people.
AdmiralKittycat
It depends why someone is vegan though. I had to turn vegan to help my autoimmune condition because animal products set it off
Krympehl
wait, so now you can't swallow bucket loads of jizz? :(
dipderp
Any reason to become vegan is acceptable as long as you are respectful about other people's dietary choices.
SomewhatOxygenated
Being vegan is inherently 'disrespectfull'; it makes others realize that they're eating dead animals. That's why vegans get so much hate
dipderp
Somewhat oxygenated indeed
Negnarholf
It goes both ways
trailwanderer
this is a perfect way to say it. good job with words!
AdmiralKittycat
Exactly! I don't like other vegans who shove it others peoples faces. But I equally don't like it when someone tells me that I'm missing out
MagicalScientist
The problem is the ones who do it for moral reasons are just naturally the ones who will also get in your face about it. :P