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DamienCarol
Also "'ask 10 year of experience un technology X", technology X existing since only 5 years
PICWatcher
How is it possible to be in your early 20s, have 30 years experience, 12 olympic gold medals, the cure to cancer and fucked the prom queen?
CombatNerd19
As an IT guy, this is exactly why I joined the military. 6 years experience and my degree/certs are free!
omgwaffulz
every veteran everr
SamArt53
Yup, especially for sailors out at sea...
Metalgearslade
Title ruins the joke again.
Greenster64
LucasTigy
an officer at an "all hands call" once said he had 60 years of experience in the navy because his father was in for 30 and he was in for 30
killjoy86
OMG, think if you considered all of the "overtime" in the ARMY? Yeah I'll be there at 0300 until 2200.
ImgurWoman
I always love those "you signed the papers so shut up comments". You want to serve your country? Well don't complain when they treat you bad
Turdnado
You signed the papers, shut up.
JapaneseStudentTadashii
Why do they always have pot eyes for no reason?
6ft1DickC
As someone who's currently @ 56 hours of OT on this 2 week pay period, this hits home
DemonE
70hours here. I'm on salary. Quitting soon, I want to join the FBI.
6ft1DickC
70 hours ot on salary is a just a straight kick to the balls
Riathmus
Can't get hired because you have no experience. Can't get experience because no one will hire you.
chooseday
I had this problem, I fixed it like everyone else does. Lie.
ConspicuousSpellingError
Join the Army. "Do you have 3 years IT xp?" "Kinda. I have a clearance." "Cool, we'll teach you the rest."
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Worst catch-22 in life. Just graduated with a bachelors a year and one month ago, I deliver pizzas in Colorado.
Trumpsingrowntoenail
I don't regret going straight into the work force after high school, but college is hard with a full time job and 2 kids
TrollicusDraconius
I can't even get a job at a Burger King. I have a bachelors also.
DreamCatcher01
I'm there right now. Due to medical crap I need a desk job but I have no experience with such so nobody will hire me, etc., etc.
maxwellstorm
School and internships count as experience at that I was able to put down 4 years of experience and landed a job right after graduation
maxwellstorm
Making 70k and full benifits
Psychidelicacy
My girl is interning now, not many people realize internships are a lifesaver.
skiracechamp
Have you ever heard of internship. That's how you get experience to get hired full time.
dephress
Sure, but who can afford to work for free for a year or so?
chooseday
A lot of internships require experience.
Nondino
Not all career paths have internships. Or not in your area.
echo1echo
min 5 years experience in c++, Java, Cobol, php, python, .net, linux, unix, windows, cisco, ccna generous £17k per anum salary.
DegenerateCrotchFruit
And this is why I wasn't able to get into programming.
raspberry
Hiring angular developer, min. 15 years experience
obizues
We are hiring terrible programmers out of college because they are in such high demand and the start at like 60k
StrangelySexee
Terrible programmer here,
georgiaonmamind
my dad is in his late 50's. senior linux and unix administrator. worked for Sun Microsystems. tons of experience. when Sun crashed 1/2
georgiaonmamind
he had to find a new job. took 4 years. nobody wanted to pay for his experience. i totally feel you 2/2
ToxicPineapple
Hmm, since developers are in high demand right now, the salary will be much higher.
Snipon
COBOL eh? How's your fingers?
comacomacomacomachameleon
MY SHIFT KEY IS BROKEN
Snipon
Aw man :(
ConstantGardner
And (in the US), generous benefits, like health insurance and ten leave days, and.. well, that's about it
obizues
As opposed to?
ConstantGardner
Health insurance should be normal, not considered generous. 10 days is a joke, Europe has five weeks. Plus, there should be so much more
agluuo
yeah good job retard - neither C++ nor python have even existed for 5 years. well done idiot
papabrenden
You're aware that you can disagree with a person without insulting them, correct?
UsuallySpecial
Python: 1991. C++: 1983. You cock.
somethingdark
I know you're trying to be funny, but I can't figure out what the joke is supposed to be.
obizues
Wrong
agluuo
prove it, moron
obizues
I'm a hiring manager. Everyone knows software engineers are in ridiculously high demand- including those straight out of school. Pick 1/2
obizues
Look at literally any industry snapshot about job openings or projections of SE's and its one of the top rated jobs needed and paid.
killerfirefly
This is an entry level position for our company so make sure you have at least 2 years experience before you apply.
floxsyu
and we don't do training, you are expected to know everything beforehand. Good Luck
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Requires 5 years of experience on Angular 2.0
LordKrondor9000
Remember: it's not an entry-level job, it's just for entry-level pay.
PickIeRick
Some entry level jobs pay $60,000+
rshackleford
some entry level jobs pay 180k
BattlebornLeotards
And 57 work references.
v3rmilion
Once you provide those fifty references you also need to fill them in on a separate sheet
kwongdzu
Oh and no colleagues, only people who supervised you directly for a period greater than 6 months.
CopiousAmountsofForeskin
And an 850 credit score
killerfirefly
and all 152 of the original pokemon.
ReposterCallerOuterMan
missingno....aww the beauty...level it up and it evolves into kangaskaun :D