Mar 18, 2017 4:40 AM
undercovergiraffe
202727
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BoopityBee
kept waiting for him to break, +1
railgap
good grief
Clayman8
Guess he just had to be a dick about it...
LargePoutine
This guy is nothing buda pest.
tybo1231
No, that's just the Avalanche planning strats.
UvuvwevwevweOnyetenyevweUgwemubwemOsas
sauceybiscuit
I come for hockey...AND YOU GIVE ME THIS! Shame
PurpleAid
Clever girl
barfopedia
My friend. Hockey announcer. Called a goal that was disallowed. Called it "premature goal elation." Feared he would be fired for it.
BabbalaBabbala
It's called a dick move
LilaaK
@gentlemanBart Hungarians..... what a bunch of FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON EARTH
notsocks
Glorious
Clishay
He passed on a breakaway!!! #sadavsfan
TheJessica
Best use of smart boards I've seen in a long time.
MattCantwell
daanderl
Life goal Nr. 69: Drawing a penis on live TV
WorkingOnArrival
Other than a little smile here and there, dude kept his composure like a fucking trooper.
v3rmilion
Imagine someone like Jimmy Kimmel trying to pull this, he'd have to stop for five minutes laugh breaks every time he drew a new line
tusabes
@sexualinnuendo
sexualinnuendo
lol seen it
noturaveragepunk
Are American sports that popular in Hungary?
crazydoggolady
We actually have pretty good hockey teams here, we won an IIHF championship last year
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
so ..... he's fired now right ?
ProfGoogleIt
http://www.newschoolers.com/popups/viewimage?media=http://images.newschoolers.com/images/17/00/59/85/31/598531.gif Norwegiantrollssporthost
that0nerand0mkid
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3113098/hockey-match-commentator-draws-penis-live-tv/ because @op doesn't post his sources
BobsonDugnuttJr
"The match was between the Colorado Rockies and the Winnipeg Jets" actual quote haha
DaveBensonPhillips
Don't click the link. The Sun is scum.
Arctopus
The Sun is never a source worth sharing.
heinekenfuckthatshitpabstblueribbon
Todger? New word to me. I shall use it!
LaLiam
Except The Sun wasn't the source. https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=17b_1489694175 was the video quoted in the article.
Topislander
Doing gods work @LaLiam
Zalbar
ZombieBlueberryMuffin
Just draw a penis and men will laugh. Penis on moon for world peace!
Leithoa
NASA drew one on mars "accidentally" while calibrating one of the rovers navigation. They caught a ton of flak ->
http://m.animalnewyork.com/wp-content/uploads/nasa-mars-penis.jpg
pleasechoosedifferentusername
I'm from Portugal and been to America twice. I think the media people there are not considered humans, they can't have a good laugh 1/2
Without being placed on the fire!
mancrush
[deleted]
bogbodyboogy420
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WillThies
No
Wolfmanwolf
Oui
C'ést ne pas vas.
arrête d'utiliser le traducteur de Google
znoopyz
I really want to know what he's saying.
canithy
He starts out explaining the positions, saying the players form a perfect triangle. Then i guess he saw the opportunity and took it :)
He gives a serious explanation but fills it with sexual innuendos, saying they could "gang on the guy" but failed to "blow" in the end etc.
First arc so pavlocheck is thinking about looping around krizenvlad and blocking staverlotten's shot.
emptyfieldtown
How about a video link that has audio?
TwistMyNipples
It'll be in hungarian
That's cool. I have a Hungarian friend who might get a kick out of it.
TheFirstSineOfMadness
It must've been so hard to keep that straight face
AMemoryOfShite
They never say it coming
CongratsYouAreHereNow
this is literally the first time i've seen someone draw a spunking dick that wasn't circumcised
chupathingy99
you can see him fighting it a little
GhostofCain
Much easier in that situation to keep a gay face.
RunningInCirclesNeverFeltSoGood
I don't know, it didn't look that hard to me.
AstralMarmot
Yo that was a solid 4/5.
Kinger1793
Matt Mira pulled of the most epic version of this on Attack of The Show a few weeks before it went of air, I laughed so hard!
TheDanielCura
Featuring John Barrowman and Chris Hardwick. It was magical. https://youtu.be/Mm2lntrUz-I
Gonz000
thank you for this
Wylf
Hahaha, that's so funny. Also not available in my country, but I choose to be amused by that anyway.
Thank you!
TheRealDurdan
Did you just assume his sexuality?
erik4556
Please leave.
That was such an obvious joke I can't believe people are that offended
Well seeing as you can't read sarcasm, it really wasn't obvious.
It was a play on the 'did you just assume his gender' jokes
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Hard- you say?
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Catumi
( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Cosmogonic
v
Cockle
Do this in America and people would call for your execution, not just have you fired. I wish people weren't so uptight.
flaccidhope
5:20 on this video https://youtu.be/35gzCtLHO3A
DammitIHadSomethingForThis
http://nerdist.com/big-long-hard-matt-miras-black-friday-deal-roundup/
NanoSwarmer
Lol are you implying there are journalistic standards in America? That gives me a jolly chuckle.
TierfreierNichtraucherhaushalt
It's raining dicks in European TV https://youtu.be/AtSv4XF9uYI
choggie
Jeez man, thanks! Always hated Eminem before seeing this segment!
SomethingOddlySpecific
I'm sorry but you must haven't missed an avid penis drawer by the name on John Madden. He got a game and had the biggest man crush on farve
It's our programming. I Blame the demonic succubi behind the idiot box, Satan's little helper.
CGriffo124
'Murica! Where graphic violence is more acceptable than nudity
Dannyxrain
Dude, we need some of this. The media could use a good laugh or two. I'm cool with sports media I watch though.
Aussieausti
You should see Australian news programs, always having laughs and shit, The Project is in my opinion the best program, so fucking funny
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
Isnt the news crew that had a guy chase birds on a golf course, reacted to great white breching, and the chicken gif australian?
I have no clue but that describes our news programs pretty well
Rayei
Usernamechecksout.jpg
Finally! Someone notices +1 to you and a couple of your comments/posts
SmellyPotatoMan
A woman quoted a terrorist event that never happened, the president lies about literally everything, & you're talking about uptight?
Ashrinkingdadbod
U sound up tight
thatanonymoususer
The problem is that people voted for him because he was "anti-sjw / not uptight about words", but he really has the thinnest skin of anyone.
Kyurias
Can't upvote this enough. Literally the reason some friends used for voting for him. Ppl just wanted to be given the OK to be assholes. Fml.
Worse that these friends also have thin skin and have very myopic outlooks on their choices in most things. But now its 4 years of this.
BoopityBee
kept waiting for him to break, +1
railgap
good grief
Clayman8
Guess he just had to be a dick about it...
LargePoutine
This guy is nothing buda pest.
tybo1231
No, that's just the Avalanche planning strats.
UvuvwevwevweOnyetenyevweUgwemubwemOsas
sauceybiscuit
I come for hockey...AND YOU GIVE ME THIS! Shame
PurpleAid
Clever girl
barfopedia
My friend. Hockey announcer. Called a goal that was disallowed. Called it "premature goal elation." Feared he would be fired for it.
BabbalaBabbala
It's called a dick move
LilaaK
@gentlemanBart Hungarians..... what a bunch of FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON EARTH
notsocks
Glorious
Clishay
He passed on a breakaway!!! #sadavsfan
TheJessica
Best use of smart boards I've seen in a long time.
MattCantwell
daanderl
Life goal Nr. 69: Drawing a penis on live TV
WorkingOnArrival
Other than a little smile here and there, dude kept his composure like a fucking trooper.
v3rmilion
Imagine someone like Jimmy Kimmel trying to pull this, he'd have to stop for five minutes laugh breaks every time he drew a new line
tusabes
@sexualinnuendo
sexualinnuendo
lol seen it
noturaveragepunk
Are American sports that popular in Hungary?
crazydoggolady
We actually have pretty good hockey teams here, we won an IIHF championship last year
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
so ..... he's fired now right ?
ProfGoogleIt
http://www.newschoolers.com/popups/viewimage?media=http://images.newschoolers.com/images/17/00/59/85/31/598531.gif Norwegiantrollssporthost
that0nerand0mkid
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3113098/hockey-match-commentator-draws-penis-live-tv/ because @op doesn't post his sources
BobsonDugnuttJr
"The match was between the Colorado Rockies and the Winnipeg Jets" actual quote haha
DaveBensonPhillips
Don't click the link. The Sun is scum.
Arctopus
The Sun is never a source worth sharing.
heinekenfuckthatshitpabstblueribbon
Todger? New word to me. I shall use it!
LaLiam
Except The Sun wasn't the source. https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=17b_1489694175 was the video quoted in the article.
Topislander
Zalbar
ZombieBlueberryMuffin
Just draw a penis and men will laugh. Penis on moon for world peace!
Leithoa
NASA drew one on mars "accidentally" while calibrating one of the rovers navigation. They caught a ton of flak ->
Leithoa
http://m.animalnewyork.com/wp-content/uploads/nasa-mars-penis.jpg
pleasechoosedifferentusername
I'm from Portugal and been to America twice. I think the media people there are not considered humans, they can't have a good laugh 1/2
pleasechoosedifferentusername
Without being placed on the fire!
mancrush
[deleted]
[deleted]
bogbodyboogy420
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WillThies
No
Wolfmanwolf
Oui
WillThies
C'ést ne pas vas.
Wolfmanwolf
arrête d'utiliser le traducteur de Google
znoopyz
I really want to know what he's saying.
canithy
He starts out explaining the positions, saying the players form a perfect triangle. Then i guess he saw the opportunity and took it :)
canithy
He gives a serious explanation but fills it with sexual innuendos, saying they could "gang on the guy" but failed to "blow" in the end etc.
znoopyz
First arc so pavlocheck is thinking about looping around krizenvlad and blocking staverlotten's shot.
emptyfieldtown
How about a video link that has audio?
TwistMyNipples
It'll be in hungarian
emptyfieldtown
That's cool. I have a Hungarian friend who might get a kick out of it.
TheFirstSineOfMadness
It must've been so hard to keep that straight face
AMemoryOfShite
They never say it coming
CongratsYouAreHereNow
this is literally the first time i've seen someone draw a spunking dick that wasn't circumcised
chupathingy99
you can see him fighting it a little
GhostofCain
Much easier in that situation to keep a gay face.
RunningInCirclesNeverFeltSoGood
I don't know, it didn't look that hard to me.
AstralMarmot
Yo that was a solid 4/5.
Kinger1793
Matt Mira pulled of the most epic version of this on Attack of The Show a few weeks before it went of air, I laughed so hard!
TheDanielCura
Featuring John Barrowman and Chris Hardwick. It was magical. https://youtu.be/Mm2lntrUz-I
Gonz000
thank you for this
Wylf
Hahaha, that's so funny. Also not available in my country, but I choose to be amused by that anyway.
Kinger1793
Thank you!
TheRealDurdan
Did you just assume his sexuality?
erik4556
Please leave.
TheRealDurdan
That was such an obvious joke I can't believe people are that offended
erik4556
Well seeing as you can't read sarcasm, it really wasn't obvious.
TheRealDurdan
It was a play on the 'did you just assume his gender' jokes
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Hard- you say?
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Catumi
( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Cosmogonic
Cockle
Do this in America and people would call for your execution, not just have you fired. I wish people weren't so uptight.
flaccidhope
5:20 on this video https://youtu.be/35gzCtLHO3A
DammitIHadSomethingForThis
http://nerdist.com/big-long-hard-matt-miras-black-friday-deal-roundup/
NanoSwarmer
Lol are you implying there are journalistic standards in America? That gives me a jolly chuckle.
TierfreierNichtraucherhaushalt
It's raining dicks in European TV https://youtu.be/AtSv4XF9uYI
choggie
Jeez man, thanks! Always hated Eminem before seeing this segment!
SomethingOddlySpecific
I'm sorry but you must haven't missed an avid penis drawer by the name on John Madden. He got a game and had the biggest man crush on farve
choggie
It's our programming. I Blame the demonic succubi behind the idiot box, Satan's little helper.
CGriffo124
'Murica! Where graphic violence is more acceptable than nudity
Dannyxrain
Dude, we need some of this. The media could use a good laugh or two. I'm cool with sports media I watch though.
Aussieausti
You should see Australian news programs, always having laughs and shit, The Project is in my opinion the best program, so fucking funny
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
Isnt the news crew that had a guy chase birds on a golf course, reacted to great white breching, and the chicken gif australian?
Aussieausti
I have no clue but that describes our news programs pretty well
Rayei
Usernamechecksout.jpg
Aussieausti
Finally! Someone notices +1 to you and a couple of your comments/posts
SmellyPotatoMan
A woman quoted a terrorist event that never happened, the president lies about literally everything, & you're talking about uptight?
Ashrinkingdadbod
U sound up tight
thatanonymoususer
The problem is that people voted for him because he was "anti-sjw / not uptight about words", but he really has the thinnest skin of anyone.
Kyurias
Can't upvote this enough. Literally the reason some friends used for voting for him. Ppl just wanted to be given the OK to be assholes. Fml.
Kyurias
Worse that these friends also have thin skin and have very myopic outlooks on their choices in most things. But now its 4 years of this.