Sep 19, 2021 4:31 PM
ARussianAndHisBike
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RadiDaddy
You’re gonna need a bigger flamethrower.
Lalatino
Just burn the shoe
windowofopportunity
Ste505
v
ASB305
Nader393
IDontGiveAFckAboutRepostsImJustHereForTheLOLS
Looks like someone 'pede in your shoe.
zeacorzeppelin10
DarkLionArt
FappingRaptor
Fuck that. Drown that shoe
JackIsLacking
Burn. The. Whole. House. Down.
ccjensen
That is what the rule is here in Hawaii when we find a centipede.
electricwilderness
danny24414
triaddraykin
As soon as I saw the post I went to the comments looking for this not disappointed
DL17
chandler17
how did they even know it was IN the shoe lining?
JemFayCrystal
Felt something moving. Prob happens all time where they live? Centipede bite can allergic like bee sting.
MadeThisAccountToAnswerQuestions
Centipedes, in my shoes? It's more likely than you think!
mandrew01
cbjfan
xahul
Sneemaster
Just hope it didn't lay eggs in there.
servingmytimeinusersub
Yep. I wouldn't risk it. I wouldn't have pulled it out. Just burn the shoe. Seriously
CosplayComet
CrypticalEnvelopement
ContagiousPersnapal
Thanks, I hate it
FrogBotherer
CheeseborgarSoop
Reminds me of a funny camping story...
GeneralWho
Between this and the LotR Boromir gif, it's like being back in the early 2000s all over again. Thanks for the throwback.
MidwestGamer69
TheVampireDante
"Shoe's haunted..."
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
“..what..?”
DakotaWolf
*loads shotgun with malicious intent* "shoe's haunted"
Killertomatonew
shoulda brought longer tweezers.....
panamjck
Shoulda picked a different day to quit sniffing glue
Iwannabecalledspaghetti
Or a second pair to keep the head from giving the death-bite
theviggofy
Centipedes aren't venomous so it's not a big deal.
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
Yes they are ! My aunty got bitten twice by a centipede in her wetsuit. Ended up in hospital.
spiffylookingnerfherder
*pliers
*flammenwerfer
BifPib
Shoulda brought fire.....
putcleverusernamehere
Flamethrower
*NotAflameThrower
garuffthehorse
pistacher
I am never wearing shoes again
TierfreierNichtraucherhaushalt
MightyIink
Guess I'm walking on broken glass along the road from now on.
OhhhDrZaius
*shows video pulling scorpions from broken glass*
confanity
Boy do I have bad news for you about what can happen when you're going barefoot. Or wearing sandals. Or boots. Or crocs. Or lead bricks. Or
HankMardukus
Enjoy the hookworms
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
I can smell this comment.
Hendlton
Apparently you can get ringworm from walking around barefoot.
Dimension09
I have seen these is bras too. Better stay away from those things just to be safe.
victalany
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
I found one in my underwear once. Best not to take chances
AnarchyHakamada
Yeah, Ive also seen in shirts and pants. I think its time to just wear thighs for the cold, and hats for the rain
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Australia?
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Has to be
Thisisnotacleverjoke
Centipedes live all across the globe. I have seen a similar (or the same?) species in Hawaii and many of the continental US states.
flavivsaetivs
Subspinepes in Hawaii are also endemic to Oceana. Heros and Polymorpha in the SW US are not.
theDarkclaw
It would've been 10 feet long in Australia. Just walking around with half her shoes on.
airen
No pls just agree so I don’t have to imagine this can happen to me, keep all monsters in australia
You can get some 10 inchers where the Subspinepes have penetrated into Aussieland. They don't get much bigger than that.
Accents sound like Southwest US. Scolopendra Heros or Scolopendra Polymorpha. Not really a big species. 6-7 inches, max.
StrangePaegan
Can confirm. I’m from/in Arizona and that sounded like my sisters, sounded like no accent at all to me!
Oh right, there's sound.
kogdati
Yeah I seen those in New mexico
OmahaMH
Dude I got something else in the 7 inch range that I call "huge" so don't give me this "not really big" bologna.
Okay Mr. "I drive a loud ass raised Ford because I'm compensating'
actually I drive a compact with a tiny engine because I need to offset my biblical wang
Imakethingsweird
Jetthix
Syaoron
Arginotz
Yeah I'm not watching that.
afambelafonte
ImpossibleAgenda
KotimainenKayttajanimi
jriley84149000
Nononononononononononononononononononononono
Jumpercables24
It's horrifying but satisfying at the same time. Damn worm was totally fapping inside that dudes ear canal.
onepinksheep
That wasn't a worm.
And ears.
malanikaflugence11337
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
NotAHugeSpider
Botany Bay... Botany Bay?! Oh no!
Tobermorris
Little fella went into the other ear
Lumanson
Fuck you
Kliamovich
And ran straight into the other ear
Jaqdakloun
I knew what this was, I still clicked on it, and now I now I hate both you and myself.
summershank
simpsonfan91350
I am literally shaking my head like this.
VaultGirl69
Growing up in the countryside, bugs were always a problem. But I never ever had a fckn worm in my ears. ?
That wasn't a worm. That was a centipede.
Oh gawd that's worse.
baldewok
Do all gingers do that?
Cattbutt
Hahahahahaha +1
jahupa
As a ginger. Yes. Yes we do.
ConsumerOfStories
Where do I need to do crimes to get arrested by her?
Kokokokko
Oklahoma
ofc.gaines_ @ insta
Thanks.
thedevil
She’s a right wing nut job FYI.
ThatWhineInYourEars
So, crazy sex?
TheArtOfMeh
It’s highly advisable to not stick your dick in crazy, regardless of how much fun it may or may not be
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
That explains why she believes it's ok to pick and choose her assignments based on her personal preference rather than fulfilling her duties
You mean she might even use excessive force while arresting me?
Yes she is.
Waytigo
Well don’t want to bang her political opinion do we?
ChikaChickaBowWow
Name?
crazywowow
Brooke Gaines @brookegaines18
Wowter99
Sheila Rightwing Nutjob.
RadiDaddy
You’re gonna need a bigger flamethrower.
Lalatino
Just burn the shoe
windowofopportunity
Ste505
ASB305
Nader393
IDontGiveAFckAboutRepostsImJustHereForTheLOLS
Looks like someone 'pede in your shoe.
zeacorzeppelin10
DarkLionArt
FappingRaptor
Fuck that. Drown that shoe
JackIsLacking
Burn. The. Whole. House. Down.
ccjensen
That is what the rule is here in Hawaii when we find a centipede.
electricwilderness
danny24414
triaddraykin
As soon as I saw the post I went to the comments looking for this not disappointed
DL17
chandler17
how did they even know it was IN the shoe lining?
JemFayCrystal
Felt something moving. Prob happens all time where they live? Centipede bite can allergic like bee sting.
MadeThisAccountToAnswerQuestions
Centipedes, in my shoes? It's more likely than you think!
mandrew01
cbjfan
xahul
Sneemaster
Just hope it didn't lay eggs in there.
servingmytimeinusersub
Yep. I wouldn't risk it. I wouldn't have pulled it out. Just burn the shoe. Seriously
CosplayComet
CrypticalEnvelopement
ContagiousPersnapal
Thanks, I hate it
FrogBotherer
CheeseborgarSoop
Reminds me of a funny camping story...
GeneralWho
Between this and the LotR Boromir gif, it's like being back in the early 2000s all over again. Thanks for the throwback.
MidwestGamer69
TheVampireDante
"Shoe's haunted..."
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
“..what..?”
DakotaWolf
*loads shotgun with malicious intent* "shoe's haunted"
Killertomatonew
shoulda brought longer tweezers.....
panamjck
Shoulda picked a different day to quit sniffing glue
Iwannabecalledspaghetti
Or a second pair to keep the head from giving the death-bite
theviggofy
Centipedes aren't venomous so it's not a big deal.
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
Yes they are ! My aunty got bitten twice by a centipede in her wetsuit. Ended up in hospital.
spiffylookingnerfherder
*pliers
Killertomatonew
*flammenwerfer
BifPib
Shoulda brought fire.....
putcleverusernamehere
Flamethrower
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
*NotAflameThrower
garuffthehorse
pistacher
I am never wearing shoes again
TierfreierNichtraucherhaushalt
MightyIink
Guess I'm walking on broken glass along the road from now on.
OhhhDrZaius
*shows video pulling scorpions from broken glass*
confanity
Boy do I have bad news for you about what can happen when you're going barefoot. Or wearing sandals. Or boots. Or crocs. Or lead bricks. Or
HankMardukus
Enjoy the hookworms
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
I can smell this comment.
Hendlton
Apparently you can get ringworm from walking around barefoot.
Dimension09
I have seen these is bras too. Better stay away from those things just to be safe.
victalany
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
I found one in my underwear once. Best not to take chances
AnarchyHakamada
Yeah, Ive also seen in shirts and pants. I think its time to just wear thighs for the cold, and hats for the rain
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Australia?
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Has to be
Thisisnotacleverjoke
Centipedes live all across the globe. I have seen a similar (or the same?) species in Hawaii and many of the continental US states.
flavivsaetivs
Subspinepes in Hawaii are also endemic to Oceana. Heros and Polymorpha in the SW US are not.
theDarkclaw
It would've been 10 feet long in Australia. Just walking around with half her shoes on.
airen
No pls just agree so I don’t have to imagine this can happen to me, keep all monsters in australia
flavivsaetivs
You can get some 10 inchers where the Subspinepes have penetrated into Aussieland. They don't get much bigger than that.
airen
No pls just agree so I don’t have to imagine this can happen to me, keep all monsters in australia
flavivsaetivs
Accents sound like Southwest US. Scolopendra Heros or Scolopendra Polymorpha. Not really a big species. 6-7 inches, max.
StrangePaegan
Can confirm. I’m from/in Arizona and that sounded like my sisters, sounded like no accent at all to me!
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Oh right, there's sound.
kogdati
Yeah I seen those in New mexico
OmahaMH
Dude I got something else in the 7 inch range that I call "huge" so don't give me this "not really big" bologna.
flavivsaetivs
Okay Mr. "I drive a loud ass raised Ford because I'm compensating'
OmahaMH
actually I drive a compact with a tiny engine because I need to offset my biblical wang
Imakethingsweird
Jetthix
Syaoron
Arginotz
Yeah I'm not watching that.
afambelafonte
ImpossibleAgenda
KotimainenKayttajanimi
jriley84149000
Nononononononononononononononononononononono
Jumpercables24
It's horrifying but satisfying at the same time. Damn worm was totally fapping inside that dudes ear canal.
onepinksheep
That wasn't a worm.
xahul
onepinksheep
And ears.
Iwannabecalledspaghetti
malanikaflugence11337
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
NotAHugeSpider
Botany Bay... Botany Bay?! Oh no!
Tobermorris
Little fella went into the other ear
Lumanson
Fuck you
Imakethingsweird
Kliamovich
And ran straight into the other ear
Jaqdakloun
I knew what this was, I still clicked on it, and now I now I hate both you and myself.
summershank
simpsonfan91350
I am literally shaking my head like this.
VaultGirl69
Growing up in the countryside, bugs were always a problem. But I never ever had a fckn worm in my ears. ?
onepinksheep
That wasn't a worm. That was a centipede.
VaultGirl69
Oh gawd that's worse.
baldewok
Do all gingers do that?
Cattbutt
Hahahahahaha +1
jahupa
As a ginger. Yes. Yes we do.
ConsumerOfStories
KotimainenKayttajanimi
Where do I need to do crimes to get arrested by her?
Kokokokko
Oklahoma
Kokokokko
ofc.gaines_ @ insta
KotimainenKayttajanimi
Thanks.
thedevil
She’s a right wing nut job FYI.
ThatWhineInYourEars
So, crazy sex?
TheArtOfMeh
It’s highly advisable to not stick your dick in crazy, regardless of how much fun it may or may not be
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
That explains why she believes it's ok to pick and choose her assignments based on her personal preference rather than fulfilling her duties
KotimainenKayttajanimi
You mean she might even use excessive force while arresting me?
Kokokokko
Yes she is.
Waytigo
Well don’t want to bang her political opinion do we?
ChikaChickaBowWow
Name?
crazywowow
Brooke Gaines @brookegaines18
Wowter99
Sheila Rightwing Nutjob.