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Law of Tonnage trumps all
Aug 21, 2020 2:42 AM
bundleofwoodensticks
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Law of Tonnage trumps all
shimmernshine
who the hell brake checks a semi?
CrimsonReaper1985
Not only is that an asshole driving the car but he ain’t got a lick of common sense. Those rigs could make a speed bump outta him easily.
jm151
Even ones who are assholes? Like the one who barged into a roundabout and cut me off just because he didn’t feel like yielding?
AJ2071
Only a special kind of retard brake checks a fucking truck
ObiHaiv
Don't truck with fuckers
strideo
kyyyyyyyle
i don't understand brake checks. i just don't. why? would you step out in front of traffic just to spite a bus? NO! so why do it in your car
DurteeDaiperz
"Peaceful protesters" do it often, lately.
CureForHomoSapiens
ChelVanin
Gifs that end too soon
frozencloud
came to post this, I wanted to watch the ass kicking
Dimind
“You touched her breast?”
wabash9000
Why would you ever brake check a truck?
DurteeDaiperz
To spot-check if they are awake after that rendezvous with a lot lizard at the truck stop 14 hours ago before hitting the road again.
mikeatike
What was his plan by brake checking a semi? Die as his car gets flattened?
adnauseum84
Canadoug
Oh lord, can you imagine the rage if this special came out today?
samsoniteson2000
adnauseum84
TheViking333
Shit, back it up Terry!
salikarn
Isn't this the one where they all get out and push him around for a while?
staktdex2718
Um...gifs that end too soon?!?
MatiasRichi
And don’t truck with fuckers
TangoZ
I had to review the comments before I posted this. Strong work.
malachilenomade
If you brake-check an 18 wheeler, you're already an idiot.
taurondir
Ok, why the fark do people do the braking shit for anyway?
circegirl
Usually bc the person is tail gating them?
PianoMan2112
That was fast!
bundleofwoodensticks
That’s what she said
YouShouldNotGoogleTheStreisandEffect
Someone in a very expensive jaguar did this once to my dad, th jag was totaled, my dad's truck had a scratch in the bumper.
DurteeDaiperz
And your dad lost his license and job.
jinbee
Cars can stop faster than trucks, if you brake check them the laws of physics win. Also the highway code says check your mirror...
jinbee
...before you brake. It's taught on high performance driving courses too, cos a Porsche stops a lot quicker than most stuff behind it.
YouShouldNotGoogleTheStreisandEffect
Nope, dashcam clearly showed reckless driving from the jag. My dad was fully loaded with a total weight of 60+ tonnes.
DurteeDaiperz
What country? Also, what lane was your dad in? Load is irrelevant.
AbeoLogos
No it isn't? Load has a direct impact on inertia and braking distance. It goes to the possible intent/recklessness of the driver.
TheOnlyChance
shimmernshine
Didn't realize you could get a lorry in My Summer Car
SenOfFiveTails
It's the sewage truck
klean9
Russian
UsernamesUnavailable
Attritshun
Always a bigger fishy
IndiePixels
“REGRET,ALL THE REGRET “
bigmeatpieandchips42
That’s a port Jackson shark, poisonous spines no wonder he spat it out
MAN9000
... but the smaller fish gets away here...
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Thats the point it had spikes on it so it cant be eaten
terabyteuk
Silly bitch you cannot eat me, in the jaggednaut[ical shark]
terabyteuk
I’m* god damn it’s early
reven420
I cast summon bigger fish!
jherazob
"That's not even a spell!"
maybeamonster
wait, why does it spit it back out. what documentary is this from?
Attritshun
Nature is scary bruh
SilverHarvest
I forget which doc, but that is a horn shark. Has spikes on back that prevent things from eating it. That is what happened there.
TheDoctorAndHisTrustyTardis
this mf fish evolved a gotdamn thorns enchantment
Nedalton38
Yeah you can see it thrashing around in the angel's mouth... pretty fukin metal if that's ur response to getting swallowed
johnjohnsonson
Seasons in the Sea??
JimmyKrackKorn
They should jump out and beat his ass.
ColdRice
They all get out and the first trick driver smacks him a few times
mikeatike
Wish, granted. https://youtu.be/zZ5VTCL3OSU
Fjorkvar
still a dangerous move by truckers, looked like a car had to jump to the shoulder to avoid them
lucindamarie18
and ur point is???
Fjorkvar
everyone wants to rag on stupid car driver, but the truck drivers are just as unsafe
ThatSonOfaBitch
"Do you know what will happen to this truck if I let it run right over you?" "No. What?" "Nothing at all."
HighlandMadMan
YES! You, I like you. You're a hoopy frood who knows where your towel is.
Eomund521
Do you have a friend named ford?
Quizz25S
Sadly, many trucks these days have fiberglass bumpers which makes it increasingly expensive to run people over.
Evillairforrent
Not DAF , they still have them steel bumpers. Scania too. Makes a goddanged mess when we eventually crash
lucindamarie18
BOOM
R0barch
by a strange coincidence, nothing at all is what occured to this driver when he decided to be a dick
Chrispybobispy
Acktually* this is incredibly dangerous to the trucker as well... configuration of the cab causes them to get pinned on easily
mymomsaregay
WOOSH
mikeatike
My uncle had to retire as he fell out of his cab after a head on collision with a car with a high driver.
mikeatike
Driver of the car did not survive, but fortunately his family did.
Vegonbrei
He gets knocked around a bit in the full vid. Sound off though. https://youtu.be/zZ5VTCL3OSU
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I had a feeling that was the next move by the truckers.
UnremarkablyInteresting
Its always funny when guys get into fights and do that "carrying the shopping" walk.
Casualfriday45
would have been funny if the trucker took his keys and droveoff
Raiden19870
Man that is beautiful, perfect dosage of violence, nobody got killed, seriously injured. Just a sore chin by a guy who won't do that shit ag
bananastandcheddah
He should have taken the keys from the car and thrown them
MarukuStriker
/a/5dFOAtZ
QSteele
Thank you for sauce
ditetraconta
Damn, knocked the adidas stripes right off him.
AssGrapez
So many things could be sorted if you could just punch people in the face
ilhares
Do you have arms? Can you make fists? Good news, Assgrapez: You *can* punch people in the face.
Dipityseren
Quality truck drivers, they just did what they needed to do-didn't beat him to death-just bitch slapped the little cunt and left it at that.
wanard
Injured? Good.
LusciousLucius
Of course he's wearing a track suit. Of course.
ChubbsIsMyName
Russia.
Cutwail
Gopnik.
ChubbsIsMyName
I had to google that.
rolandhartmann1101
Justice! That idiot propably had no idea how dangerous that was. I was involved in a 18-car pile-up, in a tunnel! Maybe cause of sum eegit!
blubberingbastard
Would have been great to lock all his doors and shut the door after roughing him up a little.
FeminineBeeOnslaught
You seriously knocking that sweet Limp Bizkit remix?
Vegonbrei
Its not bad, just not what I want to listen to on a dc video, would prefer raw audio
Dentistman
I got goosebumps
fireeternal
If anyone is looking for it, this is the remix: https://youtu.be/mcP_Qmv2_WE
YouSignedTheGodDamnedContract
I thought it was pretty good too lol, everybody's a critic
z0MgIrt3hSt0N3CRv5h3rFr0mt3x4S
Word, me too!
FetteredJuvenescence
It... it looks like the moron threw the first punch in the video too.
RideTheStimutacs
Adidas track pants are the douche signal for Russians.
Eddyrock
Can you imagine the heart rate of that driver when he gets boxed in?
Definitelyaheroinjunkie
I got boxed in the other day (unintentional for all involved), just about shit a brick.
Quizz25S
fastjack
He don't have a heart.
AtomicChipmunk
People feel to safe being buttholes over the last year's. They are normally not expecting a retaliation from the community as a whole.
MaliceofTheHighestDegree
Many.
DmForDucks
Probably 0. He died on the spot out of fear
NitroTheChampZach
Prob how ice cube felt in are we there yet
CmfMttnPpl
Bout to get his ass whooped byv3 grown ass men
jjjack007
Hopefully into his coffin , causing on purpose the get insurance money
Owl2017
Probably about the same as when I shit myself in class trusting the wrong fart
makeSX
Thats... Quite precise. Care to tell more?
Cuckoldcameraman
His identification of a fart wasn’t precise
makeSX
My point. Color? Smell? Texture? These are all vital information if someone is shitting their pants.
Cuckoldcameraman
It’s state of matter...
Dolenmorgul
Especially when 3 burly truckdrivers get out in Daisy duke cuttoffs and a tanktop that says 'anal team USA'
Rizz010
Awfully specific mate, do you need to make a post about an experience?
rayneayami
Do they go by the name of Russel, and have a milk carton with Bambi's face on it?
thewiggins
to be fair, it was a good lapdance
Dolenmorgul
and they polish the one-eyed gopher too ;)
rayneayami
I was seriously hoping I wasn't the only one who remembered that piece of music.
Dolenmorgul
offcourse not loved the bloodhound gang
KingZullu
When his box gets ined
lucindamarie18
innie vs an Audi......
kotsiros
About tree fiddy
draxiom
At least 3
NotCreativeEnoughToThinkOfSomethingOriginal
Hey, just like your IQ
nitwon
I'd go as far as to say "several"
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
Th...thousand
MANTAKLAWS
Well you’re not wrong
pandastrafe
Could be 0 after the scare
Joelistan
At least 3 whole heartbeats.
Eramik
Flawedbydesign
Probably more than 9
ArtSparkle
Little bit of 11
Ohyesireallydidthat
By my side
RegularHumanMan
25
RayzorHero
Much higher than that!! Like 8
HillOfBeans
Going once... going twice... twennnyfive twennnnnyfive do I hear a thirrrty
3P3references
He's going to get some things explained to him.
DhuQarnayn
Haha
kingkongkeom
The lug wrench will do the talking
LiterallyNothingAvailable
I don’t have the link but I’m pretty sure there is more than explaining. If I remember correctly it gets a little physical.
3P3references
It does, yes
CanadianAF
Who freaking brake checks a truck?
DurteeDaiperz
Shit drivers that don't know how to truck, in the wrong lane, blocking/boxing in the flow of traffic. Also, not securing thier loads safely.
RustyDoorNail
Haven’t seen an entire video but it is possible car was doing this to truck so it moved to left lane, car followed
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
Smaaaash
I did it once on accident, because I was basically way too bad at driving stick to be on the highway.
d3jake
Narcissists?
GeekyLogger
Stupid people. (So lots of people)
Jeswise
Folks that have never driven a heavy vehicle and/or don't understand basic physics.
Iowyn
I assume the 1 person who down voted this, break checks trucks.
Quizz25S
angry idiots
georgioporgio
He did (for the last time in his pity life)
PunkassUnicorn
As a European I didn’t know that was even a thing until imgur. Is everyone in the states a Mad Max?
J4nein4ne
Not all, but many. Way too many.
HighwayStar82
No, but we take inspiration from where we can get it.
jansenart
@OP Fucking blue-light Russians.
xuriV
lol in the left lane with an open right, to top it off
ColdRice
Apparently a lot of people. I see so many people cut them off too. So stupid
GrumpyNads
I see just the opposite, semis riding bumpers at 80 mph, drifting lanes, cutting people off, changing lanes suddenly...they are a menace
URNSHOW
You ever hear of getting back what you put out? You ever consider that drivers that have decades behind the wheel are beginning to get>
URNSHOW
Fed up with the bullshit idiocy of the non commercial driving masses as a whole and all that we are trying to accomplish is getting our >
URNSHOW
Job done, hoping to return home alive and well, all while dealing with idiots that think we need to be taught a lesson, when >
ITLKSEZ
Attempt at an insurance payday
WalrusPhone
Having seen dashcam of trucks going through cars, that is a very stupid way to go about it
Blackranger3d
You have to be alive to collect.
AlexanderDeLargeSir655321Sir
Most of the time it is not a scam in my experience. They are just really fucking stupid. No self preservation or respect for the driver...
AlexanderDeLargeSir655321Sir
...who would kill them or their children. I almost killed a family when they pulled straight in front of me. I was fully loaded going...
AlexanderDeLargeSir655321Sir
...40mph, they were less than 100 yards in front of me. They stopped at the junction, then just went for it. And stopped dead in front...
AlexanderDeLargeSir655321Sir
...of me waiting for a gap on the other side of the road. When i stopped less than a foot from his car, brakes squealing, tyres smoking,...
AlexanderDeLargeSir655321Sir
As a driver of a 44,000kg (98,000lb) lorry, every one, all the fucking time.
Maaatth
Some truckers do drive like assholes, tho. (Like not keeping safety distances)
URNSHOW
Hard to keep a safe distance when most of you four wheelers have got to fill the slightest damn gap, like it's some kind of compulsion.
Maaatth
Oh no, that's not what I sometimes see. It's not always the car drivers' fault.
URNSHOW
While you are technically not incorrect, more often than not....., it is.
OdiumToJoy
Lorry's a frigging unit!
jasari
Reminds me a video of a guy who stops on a highway to break check a truck and then another truck slams into them wrecking the break checker
Username383
Intentionally, or just beeing bad drivers?
AlexanderDeLargeSir655321Sir
Both. Some you can see just don't look. Some don't care.
Username383
Uhh that's bad ... Is it still the trucks fault for hitting one of these idiots for not "keeping enough distance"?
AlexanderDeLargeSir655321Sir
Depends on available evidence. Where i am in the UK we would have to prove that it was their fault jf we rear ended them. So we have cameras
Fuckme721
My mom was a truck driver for a couple years. Every day she came home she would angrily tell me at minimum 5 people who brake checked her.
AlexanderDeLargeSir655321Sir
Or pulled out without looking. Or just drift across the lanes
mamapants
Somehow I prefer the air heads with no attention span to the actively stupid fuck wit that intentionally does a brake check to a damn truck.
AlexanderDeLargeSir655321Sir
Personally i prefer the intentional ones. You learn to see the signs of an arsehole that is gonna fuck with you. But the random stupidity...
AngelDistortion
... won't your truck flatten each and every one of them like a tin can? Idk why people would do that.... Like BEST CASE nothing happens.
AngelDistortion
Worst case you just straight up die. What could you possibly gain but the opportunity to be a cunt?
AlexanderDeLargeSir655321Sir
They get to where they are going 10 seconds faster. But people don't give a shit about lorry drivers. We are treated like filth in England
AlexanderDeLargeSir655321Sir
Yes. But they do not understand that. People see lorries as stationary objects to be got around. They forget that there is a human inside it
d3jake
It's about flexing what little power you can on others. If you're driving, the best target is the one that would be the most inconvenienced1
d3jake
And most pissed off. They know the drive is obligated to do whatever s/he can to avoid a crash, regardless the cost. They force it, and 2
d3jake
Feel a little less bad about never being loved as a kid or learning positive attention-seeking skills.