TheBeatingOfHisHideousHeart
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FP EDIT: Thank you & OMG, I forgot about the South Park episode!! LMAO! Thanks for the reminder!
Nov 29, 2021 2:24 PM
TheBeatingOfHisHideousHeart
134028
1725
26
FP EDIT: Thank you & OMG, I forgot about the South Park episode!! LMAO! Thanks for the reminder!
lilrichie20063000
Free hat that a good one ????
Krashtestdummy
MNhockey
Now that’s advertising!
PlaidBastard
How long until somebody complains that they had way more than one in their box?
JustJoeWired
That’s just what they WANT you to believe!
jesusisherelookbusy
FREE HAT! #justiceforhat
Shaodyn
"Prevents government mind control! Blocks 100% of harmful 5G rays!"
urboyevan2
Those babies attacked hat
LargePoutine
Shiny side outward.
TrynShady
This is such a missed marketing opportunity for Reynolds’s ..foil hats ? are the black
Frederf
Sure, that's what they want you to believe.
frantzFlyer
EverydayIdleness
Problem is, if you do this, people will definitely come in complaining that there was no free hat, and not accept the joke at all.
lilrichie20063000
nosoupforoldmen
"He killed those babies in self defense!"
woozle
Tovarish1013
This was my Halloween costume this year lol
FuckThatUsernameIsTaken
what's cool is that it's fit even better if you stay at home
PulpyOJ
BootsDusty
gtotherizzle
Hat did nothing wrong!
SlightlyDodgy
jesusisherelookbusy
Hat was attacked maliciously & unprovoked by a gang of babies in Westtown park. When that many babies get together they can be like piranha!
DrewBerg
*some assembly required
OverthoughtUnderedited
No just gullibility
EngageWithZorp
faeros
*cognitive dissonance may apply, check with your local fox News station. If the bullshit they're spewing sounds reasonable, a hat may be 1/2
sundaymondayhippyday
Better stuffed down thy mouth?
panchita86
MADchemEE
Yes! https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA Conspiracy verse starts at 1m12s.
jherazob
Gianttesticlemonster
mindmenot
hulkbackdinosaur
I came here for this response and was not disappointed.
letspretendthisisntmyusername
This should've been the only response.
CaptSchmidtGaming
man this really is my community. because this is straight where my mind went
IBentMyWookie
Now we have to warm the Governor’s cold heart with a hot island song!
jesusisherelookbusy
No, let’s freshen his hot temper with cool island song.
NotCarson9
I stayed up all night making hats and I made 12
jesusisherelookbusy
In the tropical isles with the coconut trees, the air is fresh and the people are free. 1/2
jesusisherelookbusy
But here in the mountains there’s not freedom like that. There’s a man in prison and his name is Hat! 2/2
CoyoteWill
More people will come if you say there will be punch and pie!
jesusisherelookbusy
“Punch and pie.”
Kamishiro
I came.
spiceass9000
He killed those babies in self defense
40185
Just answer me this, Spiceass900: What do you see as "positive" about toddler murder?
CoyoteWill
…”it’s easy?”