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Jun 19, 2017 4:42 PM

brokendalek

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Teehee

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whenever our science teacher heard someone say your anus he would always reply, "Maybe yours, but not mine!".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The title makes the pic

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can give it to them for several billion dollars

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems legit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They will probably find it.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

How did you get this to the front page? I posted 23 hrs ago. I'm asking for a friend...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, you're not wrong....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being that Uranus is composed primarily of hydrogen and helium, I'd say they will find it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let me save NASA the trouble. The answer is Yes

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yahtzee!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So it's always been NASA kidnapping people and doing anal probes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have Crohns Disease so it'll smell like good old fashioned gas too

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Giggidy, ohhh right!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*giggle* he said Uranus ????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About. Damn. Time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ur looking at the wrong anus. These look like pics of Neptune. The color of uranus is more greenish, and not quite as pretty.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

joke approved by Dad.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fake

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My body is ready

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Been playing the long journey home. you get an achievement for entering orbit around uranus.....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sergei Rypurdikov, that's Mr. Rip Your Dick Off, to you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is everyone gonna ignore that his name is wehner

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard they were going to change the name to put an end to those jokes; changing it to urectum iirc0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probe away, NASA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

8 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

Hello, I am from NASA. ;)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least spit on it first

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Don't worry we got space lube

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

LUUUUUUUBESSSSSS IN SPAAAAAACEEEEE

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's pronounced Your-in-us or for those juvenile ones, Urine us. You're in us.

8 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 12

YOURANUS

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I prefer the ancient Greek way; oo-ran-us.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in what?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. This pleases my OCD.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Latin pronunciation would be closer to oo-rah-nuss. Much better than urine-us.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Should just call it Ouranos.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They should change the name to Urectum

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Urectum? You barely knew him.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Both are correct, and the"your anus" pronunciation is older.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Actually "Your Anus" isn't older, it is a modern age version. It's Ur-an-os in greek, which is the OLDEST version, which is the most correct

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

You mean the "archaic" version.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one sounds more like yer anus and less like the others you proposed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It sounds more like "er" than "yer"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, did you know that true Middle English is largely unintelligible to modern speakers? That's how much pronunciation changes over time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

DId you know that Uranus is greek god called Ouranos, which translates into uranus? So this is a greek name.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are even named movements in pronunciation change. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Vowel_Shift

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

oh who gives a flying fuck about the pronunciation of something with a made up fucking name

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok Me-mefivesheep

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

five and four are not even close but i dont have a jif for that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cringe when immature boys pronounce a planet wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0