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Why you should never let your boyfriend shop alone
See this? It's sixty dollars worth of canned soup. Just soup. I asked him to pick up some soup because I was feeling sick. I expected 3-4 cans. Not sixty dollars of fucking soup. Please, God tell me what to do with all this soup and the adorable idiot who brought it to me.
whoDare
It's like a dog you're playing fetch with. But he came back with an entire branch. Probably with the same, pleased and excited expression:)P
ChipMercury
I'm at soup!
ParanoidWithGoodCause
enough soup for the upcoming apocalypse? I approve
palaeastur
Hug him and put the soup in the pantry. He loves you and maybe went a bit overboard with making sure you got soup. But hey. Love.
onlyherewhenipoop
Are you saying you don't like soup?
CosmicKitten10
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE
AmiAthena
Good to have some on hand for emergencies.
ohyeahsureyoubetcha
Am I the only one that thinks it's adorable?
iRelateToEverything
As guy that will cover my ass by buying 15 types of ice cream if the woman says 'get whatever kind', I can relate to this.
wiggadewah
I agree with your username.
GodEmperorGummy
He was just buying clothes...
KingxJuicey
Shouldve used some of the money for alcohol
Dragongirl7256
He has decided I must now call him the Soup Lord. So... All hail the Soup Lord.
fridaybot
bulk buying =) https://youtu.be/9iDlMniZ_lw
saharadesert
Husband him, become Soup Lady and gain his property and lands. Proles with bow before your sickly presence.
zhukoz
But break up with him forthwith if one of them is cream of mushroom
theelvesoflothlorien
It amazes me how expensive tinned soup is these days. Used to be cheap, now it's hella expensive for what you get. But hey, he's a sweetie!
wazeewa
Use it for its intended purpose. Eat it.
Dragongirl7256
Also a good plan.
wazeewa
As for the soup, I don't know what to tell you ;) lol
Dragongirl7256
I like the cut of your jib.
wazeewa
Thank you.
Sheepyhead
"I'M AT SOUP"
Chazmiester24
"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?"
Sheepyhead
"FUCK YOU"
elpeludo
good lord your toes...
Dragongirl7256
Why is everybody all about my toes today? XD
ArtOfKarolMichalec
At least it'll last a very long time
Icedpryo
Well now you don't have to go soup shopping for a year
AmiAthena
Also, what kind of soup? Some can be used in recipes.
msikit
Nice, now you Guys are preppers
BeastyBoysAreDoingItLive
And that is for this, and the next time you are sick. So he time to hug you more?...
lucikasky
That toe though
TGIBallsWorth
That is one long ass toe
walkthedino
I specifically scrolled through the comments looking for something about the toe. Thank you, for not letting me down.
Dragongirl7256
Why is everyone all about mah toe tonight? XD
Dentistman
imgur top tip, never show fingers or toes..... these animals do this to everybody
cabooyah
He was trying to feed your extra long toe.
Dragongirl7256
He had a good laugh at that. So did I :)
pretendingimcreative
Never feel bad about your longer second toe, the Statue of Liberty has one too
iamthemurray
Next time specify what kind of soup you wanted. Do you know how big soup isles are lol? I think he did a good job
Tantx2
Islands of soup lol.
iamthemurray
Aisles* but might as well be islands lol
cat793f
You can return it. You can give it to friends/family. You can donate it. Or you can keep it.
JosefiendMay
And what about the soup?
zhukoz
Fuck yes, charities/local shelter?
SgtPotshot
Yeah, not like that shit is going to go bad for a while
Whatismypurpose
Just don't use it to make stilts........ Don't.
DataLady
Canned goods last a long time. I stock the shit out of soup when it is on sale.
Corrodias
I understand they can go 40+ years with no sign of slowing down.
Bishopcorva
Usually when food items leave a store, if they're returned, they're tossed out because the store can't sell food that has been returned.
GiantDad420
Actually you're not supposed to donate canned food to charities, from what I read they take up too much space and are hard to distribute 1/2
keeponrollin
As someone who uses the food bank that's Bulls hit. They are always running out of food and I would be thrilled to have something beside 1/2
keeponrollin
Pork and beans 2/2
GiantDad420
Mostly because if you're too poor to get food how are you gonna get a can opener. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbYInILDj6Q
Corrodias
Just how much do you think can openers cost, son? I take issue with many of that video's statements. "Expiration" of canned food. Ha.
Corrodias
On the other hand, I suppose they may be legally required not to distribute "expired" cans. Such a requirement is dumb and needs changing.
Corrodias
That said, I understand entirely that monetary donations are best. They can get discounts and shit that we can't (and the fresh food thing).
photog
This is sexist but let's be honest, he had a 90% chance of getting it wrong anyway. You wanted soup, you got soup.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Several soup.
AmorphousPorpous
Exactly. Communication is important in relationships.
thatduckingguy
It's the manly way hit her with everything one will be right (hopefully)
ienjoyonionrings
Baby wanted 12 lemons
Dragongirl7256
I got ALL THE SOUP
MayonnaiseAndVodka
I mean, it's not like it's going bad anytime soon. Stash that shit away for another rainy day, or another recipe.
CitizenNinja
It doesn't go bad, what's the big fucking deal here?
mimblewimble
It's not a big fucking deal. Most likely OP just thinks it's funny and cute.
Alascalamari
I agree with you, however, I've had a can of "wedding soup" in my pantry for 2 years because of my mother.
zhukoz
It was cream of mushroom, wasn't it
ITalkAboutGoats
Once a year my girlfriend and I don't buy groceries for a month. Uses every odd and end up, and put that money into retirement fund
SerpentWearer
That's an interesting idea. I may have to adopt this practice.
1potsie
That is expensive soup looks only like 22 or so cans?
mimblewimble
those are the big cans of Campbells, they're usually about 2.50-3.00 depending on the kind.
1potsie
Ok I guess...actually haven't bought can stuff for a long time.
AbuMKatt
bread bowls, grilled cheese sammiches, add noodles, etc. and husband him.
Dragongirl7256
I WANT TO SO BADLY
AmiAthena
We all get excited about grilled cheese.
Dragongirl7256
Talkin about marrying the Soup Lord
AbuMKatt
Put a ring on him!!
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
He wanted to make sure you had enough but he didn't know how much that was so he bought too much. Cant you see it's a metaphor for his love?
sirlantzolot
Is you boyfriend Ted Cruz?
Sophiasmistake
aleister94
Aww
JustARichard
Is she said she was feeling sick everyone knows you get chicken noodle as the basic soup
therealLethalness
And then there's the rest of us sitting here with like 800 cans of soup, but we find ways to open the can of boiling hot soup on their 1/2
therealLethalness
Face and they never want to see us again
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
I'm sorry for your terrible awkwardness, I know you mean well
bunnyrut
I assume it's all different because he didn't know which one you wanted, so he'd rather have all kinds than the wrong kind. It's sweet.
Voidspear
But I wanted pizza... TOO BAD! YOU GOT SOUP!
ineedabout3fiddy
10/10 they're all the wrong kind
bunnyrut
if she doesn't appreciate the attempt she's not the right one.
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
Probably but if you try really really hard then hopefully they just advertorial that you did your best and pretend you're not a huge fuck up