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wonder89
You guys argue about transgenders taking your bathroom stall...we'll take care of the money for you. Sincerely,rich white people.
tankdog420
The market is doing great since trump won the election. Fucking great. Huge gains.
Imadudeplayingadudedisguisedasanotherdude
SomethingCleverAndFunnyThatHasentBeenTaken
Oh, I thought that was how life in general worked.
jabercrombie
Fat Ginger Bubbles
Artisticsumo
This is glorious
JhericFury
Complicated gambling, that's how i always thought of it.
RayLynch
Dude, just put your money in sock under your mattress and let the grown-ups do the investing.
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Just invest in gold, silver, or oil. Or booze. Booze always does good.
thatstevonsguy
about right.
notafan89
True
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GravityFails
And it's GONE
SnookyDoWork
Ok so I've got a quarter in my hand right? Right. And now I close my hand right? Right...
tr0Jan
and it's GONE! Line is for customers only, move along
IReplyWithGraphicsInterchangeFormats
Always felt more like this to me
cklepper
You must be investing wrong. 6 months ago I started doing stocks with $100. To date I've earned almost $3500
Harkencur
I'm legitimately curious how. Got any pointers you're willing to share for someone looking to start?
RockmanModelZ
Discover how in these simple steps.
cklepper
Buy my book for just $100 and you can be a billionaire!
IReplyWithGraphicsInterchangeFormats
cklepper
Username on point.
HtownFreethinker
I speak from experience, the money that you plan to invest in stocks, take it to Las Vegas and gamble it away, at least you'll enjoy it!
unclemeat70
And the drinks are free.
funkmaster40
Someone won your money. For every dollar that is 'lost' someone 'won' it.
AngryBrigand
That presupposes it's a zero sum game, if the companies you own grow, your piece of the pie grows too.
funkmaster40
Yes, inflation. I was thinking trading on the commodities markets.
HtownFreethinker
Yes, the day traders
funkmaster40
Unless you are doing penny stocks you are unlikely to run into a lot of day traders. More likely huge companies full of professionals.
HtownFreethinker
Yes I'm referring to the pros, the ones that buy in the morning and sell in the afternoon, or buy on Monday and sell on Friday
tankdog420
Day trading and swing trading are different.
nanyatenyaa
Unless you do research... you can at least guarantee 1% compound interest.
funkmaster40
You will lose out to inflation. Savings bonds are higher than 1% and totally secure.
nanyatenyaa
Inflation doesn't work on compound interest... it's flat... which makes a huge difference.
nanyatenyaa
And that would be a fairly conservative, not all that long term investment.
HtownFreethinker
I know this guy, poor sap lost his life savings!
nanyatenyaa
I chose the option of shitty life partner to accomplish that, wonder what his foolish method was.
HtownFreethinker
Yes, but the luck factor is a very real danger!
nanyatenyaa
Some investments are guaranteed... such as a CD... which would have 1% or more return in many cases.
HtownFreethinker
Have one cd account for almost ten years now!
nanyatenyaa
Wish I were old enough to have such a thing.