negriro
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snack time
cats multiply by mitosis (yes this is a scientific truth, you have to accept it)
I'm sure he's not seeing me, ooooops
May 28, 2019 3:30 PM
negriro
122923
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snack time
cats multiply by mitosis (yes this is a scientific truth, you have to accept it)
I'm sure he's not seeing me, ooooops
negriro
https://youtu.be/6RVL-zD_sIo she speaks in Spanish that it was nothing and you miss the paramedico, ( monster Mom)
LoudBirb
To be fair, in #6 you can see the guy laugh and start getting back up. Which makes sense, since that's Kevin Richardson.
member42
Jesus Christ no
lifeisntfairitsjustfairerthandeath
Hey it’s Kevin! Love his YouTube channel lion whisperer tv. Awesome info
ApatheticQ
In that last one the guys pretty lucky. Not many people can say they petted a cheetah.
Jiffrine
That guys a bitch for leaving that cat up there
ApeNation
and not watching it closely when it's so close to other people without any other protection, he's lucky the cat couldn't get any traction
martycos
Get a dog.
SqueakyBumTime
Bobnotch
#5 that guy is a douche.
MeezerStandardTime
I laughed way too hard at the idea of someone anti-rescuing the cat from the top of the pole in #5!
negriro
thank you
negriro
https://youtu.be/6RVL-zD_sIo says that everything is fine, and that nothing has happened, dispenses the paramedic, true monster
CapitalNick
negriro
these are the real wild beasts, they should be slaughtered
Charcolecat
negriro
very nice
Charcolecat
chamtheman
That first one really pisses me off. Not because I care about kids that much, but because of the pure stupidity being showcased there.
Fogtripper
Who the piss thought #1 was a sensible idea?
astroidclementine27
Any good animal caretaker would be able to see that cat’s behavior for what it was..
aintGotTheTimeToMakeUpAFancyUserName
#4 Börje Salming Hockey Hall of Famer gets Gerard Gallants skate to the face. Salming ended up with 300 stitches. Not really cat related
InboxMeYourBeards
I thought it was Gart Bussey after his wreck
InboxMeYourBeards
I accept that awful misspelling.
WhenIGrowUpIWannaBeAnAardvark
It wasn't a cat, it was a flerken. The skate was just the cover story,
negriro
he would never admit that he was a victim of a cat, it is humiliating
MisssChanandlerBong
I used to teach his daughter so I got to know him a bit. And you are SO right. Total cat hater.
Mithi
If that came to light it would be cat-astrophic?
IncoggnitoMode
You.... I like you
negriro
https://youtu.be/6RVL-zD_sIo she says that everything is fine, and that nothing has happened, dispenses the paramedic, true monster
swallowthesun
number #6 was kevin richardson so he’s definitely good
DoktorWyvern
Yeah, shame to see one of his videos intentionally displayed out of context to fear monger.
EdgarAllenPoefordinner
Sorry op, but fuck your title "snack time" on #1. -1
negriro
thank you my friend
legitGiraffeBandit
That tamer is doing a garbage job, forget about the useless mother, you can see that lion's face and know it's going to eat that baby.
Schaade
"Tamer". Uh-huh.
andaWoss
Look at the host on the right side
negriro
yes he missed a lot
yaddiex3
I feel like the cameraman knew what was going to happen
JusticeLeague88
I don’t understand why they would choose a child who is in a nappy? That would trigger the lion due to the smell alone?!!!!
ilikepastabinch
seriously, if your best defense against attack is to just hold the fucking leash, you don't deserve to be a trainer. I would have suplexed >
ilikepastabinch
that bitch with the leash. don't care if i died on live tv, im not going to watch a kid get eaten in front of me. plus that's a guaranteed >
ilikepastabinch
ticket to valhalla, if you die saving a kid from a tiger by trying to wrestle it into submission
vtwzqp5
Good point
jepplax
i dont know i reckon bringing a captive tiger on a daytime tv show in a leash might loose you points in valhalla, its not as rad as it seems
ilikepastabinch
haha that's true, you probably don't get in if you contrived the situation yourself by making a dumb decision
TriggerrWarning
Cats are the worst.
ilikepastabinch
nah, people who bring babies in front of adolescent jungle creatures are the worst. and so is the wrangler.
negriro
RolandTheLastGunSlinger
UAJ. Urban Assault Jaguar
romansfury
I have worked with big cats around the general public and the first video make me cringe every time.
ilikepastabinch
arent they telling the mother to calm down so they don't provoke the cat into playing tug of war with the baby? i know the first thing >
ilikepastabinch
any animal does when i try to pull something away from it is dig their teeth in harder
romansfury
Don't kid yourself, they are not professionals. You seem to put more thought into handling than they did.
ilikepastabinch
that's true. he put his hands damn near right inside it's mouth lol
KrillinLikeAVillan
You forgot this cat, the most cat.
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steikewaffel
that's a battle mount.
PhenTsoksar
Prince Adam of Eternia approves of this cat. Did you hear that kitty cat, The Sorceress called you a Noble Steed
IncoggnitoMode
I am aware of how big ligers get, but that's just stupid proportions for a mammal. I really hope that guy is like 5'4"
superpaul79
That's Battlecat.
trollprozac
Apparently Ligers can't survive in the wild because they're too slow to catch prey.
getmo
Hefty chonker
KrillinLikeAVillan
Galactic chonk.
thaewodae
Chonkerator 5000
Owkey
Seriously though... Why is it this big?
KrillinLikeAVillan
He ate his porridge.
TheBlackWindHowls
Liger (hybrid born of male lion and female tiger). Their growth is out of control.
PostmasterG
absolute unit
Starfox5
Is that a Liger?
KrillinLikeAVillan
Yup.
trollprozac
No it's a Tigon
thaewodae
That jaguar escaping was probably the most intense video I've ever seen
grklein
*Leopard; it's in India.
Tentrees
I'm presuming they're trying to get the leopard out of the city without resorting to shooting it, hence the nets and not guns.
FlawedSquad
Makes me mad because all he wants to do is LEAVE. You know he's more frightened than all those men. I hope he got away.
ilikepastabinch
lol i didn't see anyone chasing it. sad part is, they probably called in a hunter to track it down and kill it after he got away
Yavin1v
those people were actually trying to help, it went into a town and panicked, they were trying to get it back to the forest
FlawedSquad
Do you know if they got him back to the forest?
Yavin1v
yes, back when i read it, it said they were successful :D
FlawedSquad
Good to hear, thanks.
youremyboyblue123
Thank god for those green nets!! Really helped.
IncoggnitoMode
#1 is terrifying, that was the reaction of a mother that didn't mind being a child lighter. I would have been stabbing that bitch.
negriro
you are right
jepplax
you are bad at reading reactions. she is freaked out, and being told to be quiet on the implication if she is not it will get worse.
PortAuMericuh
But like fuck that TV host who just sat that grinning through it all
negriro
yes, you are right, they wanted to show that wild animals are safe, they are not!
IncoggnitoMode
If it wasn't for the cats rear legs slipping out she would have taken her prize and been gone.
ilikepastabinch
the trainer told her to calm down so they wouldn't provoke the cat into being more aggresive with the baby.
ilikepastabinch
now the leash guy.... he's fucking useless as hell and deserves the same fate as that child
PlanePineapple
I thought about how I'd react in her place, but I wouldn't ever be in that place because I'd nope out of getting that lion close to my kid.
PlanePineapple
Watched this a couple more times, that "tranquilo" repeating bitch should have been beaten to death with the carcass of a dead ass lion.
Jeber88
You realize in order to stab it, she would have had to let go of the child right? The tamer was the one at fault here
Iforgotmypasswordandemail
She actually screams at first trying to pull her kid away, but the lady says "No no, calm down, calm down" so she stops
ilovebees
Yep. You can see her say it, and how agitated the mom looks even when she does.
PortAuMericuh
To be honest, her calm reaction might have saved the childs life. But you keep judging from the keyboard, youll do just fine.
negriro
the context: it was to demonstrate conviviality with wild animals was safe (it is not), so the presence of the child, The mother is wrong,
PortAuMericuh
I guess she should have escalated the situation by punching the cat in the face.
jepplax
lol
negriro
yes, and should have firearms ready for use if necessary (the child's life is more important)
Riorach
I don’t believe that’s true. Humans shouldn’t put children in spaces where an animal has to die for their stupidity.
BigFckingRocket
Uhm if you think youre going to have to plan ahead to kill the lion because it might hurt people then you shouldn’t put it in that situation
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
Be sure to smile as the deadly cat attempts to maul your defenceless child.
xo101
That’s probably my favorite clip ever.
AlohomoraButterbeer
If that were my kid I would punch that cat so hard it’s ancestors would have felt it.
ilikepastabinch
geniuses...the trainer is telling everyone to calm down so they don't provoke the tiger to start fucking mauling EVERYONE. the mom is a >
PeterParkersWife
Its a lion. Genius.
ilikepastabinch
yeah i know i know. fucking imgur doesn't let you edit your comments
ApeNation
"Smile" doesn't = happy, it's not uncommon for people to smile when they're distressed
OverMyDadBody
Thank you for pointing it out! It made me super angry!
negriro
yea
CassandraCat
When humans don't know what to do or how to react they laugh
Sketchanie
Maybe look at the source instead of jumping to conclusions. She was screaming but the handler told her to stay calm.
AwesomeName
I think it's the best strategy to prevent the kid from freaking out.
Jdonkay
In a situation like this, I'd say it's a good time to freak out
Fogtripper
The best strategy would have been to not endanger a fucking toddler.
Smittyspitoon
That one makes me so angry.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
She’s clearly super upset and the handler tells her to calm down—she’s still upset after she does. Everyone loves to armchair parent on here
Ultimaniac
Armchair parents don't know it's perfectly safe to bring your toddler within claw distance of a big cat.
Fogtripper
Armchair parent? What furniture type parent qualifies one to know that it was an asinine idea in the first place?
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I'd like to think I'd not have my kid so close to danger but in the off chance, I'm laying boots to that cat until my kid is safe
Jdonkay
Straight up
PicassoCT
Dont forget you have a big cat and a crazy cat lady right beside you.
Jdonkay
If a large animal is attacking my kid, I'm going to attack that large animal. Even if it means the animal might turn on me
Tentrees
On the other hand the professionals have a better chance of retrieving your kid mostly unharmed, instead of getting mangled while you kick.
DreaminFree
Usually when a large animal is attacking you are taught to remain calm as screaming and freaking out will agitated it/make it attack more
coldrush2013
Does not work with grizzlies...
DreaminFree
If a grizzly sees you don't make eye contact and try to look small. If you freak out you will die.
Bogastyle
I think she initially freaked out but that other woman said something to her and she just sat there. Poor girl looked like she wanted to cry
Frejanna
Yep, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what happened. She is very clearly distressed until the other woman says something to her. Probably 1/2
Frejanna
told her to act normal or calm herself 2/2
GrampaJack
Something like "Stop aggravating the murder floof before it eats your baby"?
Hulagirl01
I don’t know what she would have said to make a mom sit down and smile while her child is being mauled my a lion! Stop or we will kill you?!
Tychodin
She was yelling at everyone in the room that it wasn't serious.
iwearlittlesocks
Act calm or your child will die
SadToSay
I'm sure it was delivered in a stern calm tone that would give a sense of confidence in what was said. Freaking out would add more tension.
Frejanna
https://youtu.be/6RVL-zD_sIo Here's the og video. Mom is clearly screaming in distress until the other woman says something to her. 1/2
Frejanna
Idk Spanish but maybe someone who does can translate. I'm guessing she says something along the lines of "No no no calm down" 2/2
Mapachedorado
she's saying "no muevan, tranquila" calm down, don't move.... jeez
GrampaJack
Or - "You're agitating the killing machine that is about to eat your child, STFU"
Cantstopdontstopwontstop
Tranquilo->Calm down; No mueva ->Don't move; no paso nada->nothing happend; then she goes on to say the lion is 6mos old and likes kids lol
Iforgotmypasswordandemail
She says "no, no, tranquila, tranquila" ("calm down") and after I think "no mueva" ("don't move") as she steals the crying kid from her mom
Odyssey9
There is something to be said about not panicking and remaining calm.
Quizz25S
That's the part that got me, she ripped the screaming kid away from her mom! What the hell?
housev1l
I'm guessing the lion lady would know better how to protect something from a lion. Or maybe the lion knows not to mess with her.
wheeledPhoto
I’ve seen very social bog cats literally flip like a switch when a toddler strayed into close range / sight.
wheeledPhoto
*big* cats
doesntmatter
And here i thought I was going to learn something new today!
JeremyDunn
Food mechanism kicked in.
SadToSay
Cause they are a size that is immediately recognized as potential prey. Don't ever bring small children around big cats.
LumpWithaLeafHat
Remember the four S's of snackiness: small slow stupid squishy.
johnvictor
Succulent.
FellsApprentice
I am going to remember this forever. Thank you.
wheeledPhoto
Especially squishy!
negriro
the context: it was to demonstrate conviviality with wild animals was safe (it is not), so the presence of the child, The mother is wrong,
thaewodae
The cat definitely thought it was food
CitizenPrime
Mini food
comradeboom
Snack.
CallumElsdonMcleod
In the video the kid is also clearly not wanting to be there
Shinich1
Do you have the source for the first GIF? Please and thank you.
Longtimewatcherfirsttimewritingblahblahblahblah
https://youtu.be/6RVL-zD_sIo
negriro
she says that everything is fine, and that nothing has happened, dispenses the paramedic, true monstra
RustBunny
https://youtu.be/6RVL-zD_sIo
Shinich1
thanks
JackieTreehornProductions
Ummm I’d be punching that cat right in the head until it released. It’s not it’s fault but it’s not the little girl’s fault either.
jepplax
my favourite thing is people saying they would punch lions/ tigers/ bears/ sharks etc , its my jam.
negriro
right !
ApeNation
Ummm you'd get the girl killed because a 160kg cat is way stronger than you and reacting like that would just piss the cat off further
usernamethatsstillavailable
True, but you're very bad at guessing weights...
ApeNation
Yeah my bad, took adult weight instead. it's still probably close to 80kg of pure predator muscle
JackieTreehornProductions
https://youtu.be/SXbpTiLZMms
ApeNation
cougars are about half of a lion's size, and it's also a different situation when it's a completely wild animal that's already gone all in
bamblebimble
Cats not pissed off, a pissed off cat would be using it's claws and ripping the kids leg off.
wizardOTC
When it gets eyes pushed in, I think that would be a very angry kitty
bamblebimble
It's eyes aren't getting pushed in. Or are you saying you would somehow push it's eyes in. The trainers are safe, they are like family
aCartographer
You punching a cat that size does nothing good, your actions would probably result in a dead girl.
JackieTreehornProductions
Tell that to the surfers who punch the sharks biting them.
The5thColumn
Sharks bite to taste whether or not your food and then spit them back out. Cats already know your food.
aCartographer
Okay I will, but they probably knew that already
totallycooldude
If I punched you in the arm while you’re biting into a hamburger you’d probably fuck up that burger. However if the burger punched you you’d
thaewodae
If somebody punched me while I was eating a hamburger I'd punch them in the mouth
totallycooldude
Probably at least temporarily stop trying to eat it.