HappyCapybara
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Oct 10, 2017 3:27 AM
HappyCapybara
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glear
Can't relate cus I'm a dude :(
alwaysupvoteitsalwayssunny
HD2composer
Good dump
Spasticat
Food, Dick and mental instability, memes by a teenage girl
WallpaperProblems
mynameisThaliaandnoidontsing
I love you fellow Imgurianette! These were hilars!
Embrodak
LionLee2026
#26 I think I just found black Miley Cyrus just after Hannah Montana
texassnake5
Excellent dump! Well done!
aleister94
Oh man I forgot about that powerpuff girls episode where they make a developmentally challenged sister who dies
BYERE
Is no-one disturbed that #6 is saying that Miss Piggy is a cannibal?
graou13
That's why it's the dark side
backsidenasty
Some good Thanksgiving chuckles
Imgonnatipyouwell
@op sorry about the diet and lack of dick. Good dump though
killjoyahoy
how do I upvote this a trillion times
yukiisthebestcat
I like dumps and this one is really funny. But it's too much about dieting for sure. Don't believe in that shit. Find a sport you love.
topherrobin
Some good shit nigga
Kittybitters
I related to most of this, now I'm sad
Tinebra
Oh god, most of these hits way too close home, pleas feed me!
greminator
Perfect light reading while I sip my pumpkin spice latte
Zuppaiaia
I was sipping a latte too! Simple soy latte for me.
RelevantUsrname
I was sucking on my own vagina
Zuppaiaia
Please teach me
Jeanist
Is that a new drink? I don't remember seeing it in Starbucks
Wellshiet
I'm not a scientist...but I think OP needs some food and a dick.
wenchyfooziemoo
Hey @op let’s be friends #- because this post was me and I went and shared it with my sister immediately
HappyCapybara
I'm always down for more friends!
bekka11
Imgur soulmates.
HappyCapybara
❤
jesusisherelookbusy
#44 Sambuca... every time
HappyCapybara
Sambuca was mine too
TitaniumTeddyBear
Jet fuel doesn't ignite from conventional flame does it? So while that's still a screw up it's not thaaaat bad.
TheMagnificentSpud
It seems like lady memes have just three themes(!): Sleep, Dicks and Diets.
dutchvaleriandynamite
Women are not as complicated as some men like to think...
raptorsgottanewalpha
#7 that tattoo artist should have refused that shit
Frankinbeijing
Fresh +1
moodieftw
Excellent dump! Only lives upto 70% of what a general man dumps, but still... Good attempt, 7/10
lon3wolf86
iunderstandpigeonreference.jpg
habisteez
5/7
DoctorDudeBruh
Came to this as well. Um, wait.
Asolid5outof7
Came for this. Have your upvote sir.
Welshglish
4.9/7 from me.
FFSwherearemydragons
#7 someone enlighten me, how is a tattoo can be the whitest? I don't get it.
graou13
if you use white ink it'd be the whitest butthey used black ink here so I don't get it either :/
DorianBlack
Specifically: each one of those was a cliche tatt heavily adorned by the melanin challenged over last 5-8yrs
Darkspire
It's the pumpkin spice latte of tattoos.
wenchyfooziemoo
They should’ve said most basic bitch tattoo ever I reckon
Hoptimonium
When did white start meaning basic bitch? Anyone using it like that is a racist asshole -.-
wenchyfooziemoo
A basic bitch can be any colour- although I’m probably the most basic bitch I know and I’m a snowflake
monkeymuffins
I actually think a lot of the ones about wanting penis are made by gay guys rather than girls. Or as I like to call them, the competition.
tablecat
Not really competition if they're targeting (mostly) different markets
fnhngest
the different markets intersect at bi guys (like me, hi)
ashmenon
Now the question is, are you a girl or a gay guy? Although I'm a bi guy so either way I'm down.
monkeymuffins
Umm... are you a top or bottom?
ashmenon
Vers.
monkeymuffins
That's just what people say when they don't know about the other person, but don't want to say the wrong position and miss out on sex! :o
ashmenon
Well in my case it's a question of still exploring myself and what I'm into. Although I do lean towards bottom recently.
IntrovertTurtle
All the diet ones hit a bit too close.
Findingabetterway
OMG its so freakin cute, I can't take it!!!
Thisisapsychologicalexperiment
As a guy, same.
editheraven
When you're fat, everything is a bit too close.
ILikeBlondDudesAndICanNotLieButGingersWillDoJustFine
I didn't know I needed this today.
TwilightSparkle1
Same! Best laugh all day.
IntrovertTurtle
It was Thanksgiving this weekend and this was me.
NihonJinLover
Cananda?
IntrovertTurtle
Yaaaassssss.
NihonJinLover
My phone thinks cananda was a more appropriate choice than Canada apparently. Where is auto correct when I actually ducking need it?
IntrovertTurtle
Equinox13
If you're as cute as that gif you're safe.
IntrovertTurtle
Not sure I am. But I was lying there, channelling my inner hamster, eating pie when I posted the comment.
Equinox13
An introvert turtle channeling their inner hamster. Sounds cute to me.
IntrovertTurtle
Equinox13
Squee! Reminds me of the baby tortoise I found outside once. I wonder if I still have pictures of him.
soithascometothiswasalreadytaken
Losing weight is simple, eat 300-500kcal per day less.
mph5mph
Simple, but not easy.
rosalynne95
Yeah, it's so simple. That will DEFINITELY work for everyone.
psein
Take in less energy than you use and anyone will lose a few pounds.
WelderWill
It's really is simple when you think about it. Just burn more calories than you take in everyday. So exercise, change your diet, or both.
TheDreadLordSithis
I believe the point is that it isn't "that simple" for everyone. There are a ton of things that can make it a mountain instead o a speedbump
aqua3aries
It IS a simple process. They didn't say anything about how difficult it would be...
kog29023
They are eating more cake and crappy food. If you want to lose weight you don't diet because eventually that ends. You change your nutrition
OneFroToRuleThemAll
Emphasis on tons