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#game_of_thrones #funny
Aug 26, 2017 10:16 PM
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#game_of_thrones #funny
imbugss
Didn't miss a beat in stating the obvious Jon...smooth Dany, really smooth!
idontevenknowdude
Tunaccat
She fucked Drogo, Drogo fucked everyone. I'd wear a condom.
Merpmerp1
Also Daario, who frequently talked about the best things in life being fucking and killing
Bunsen
Very subtle.
FuzzyCatCat
HonestFacelessThrowaway
Bend Dany.
GoodbyeCassini
anitabieror6
so like if you have your nephews kid wouldn't it be like tarded
LarfleezePlz
Riyakou
Ahn, you're dead now.
hanshotfirstdamnit72406
ziffin
and they still would be if you'd learnt to dodge arrows like she does
LeNoseKnows
It's possible that his Targaeryan blood could somehow be a factor in her ability to bear children. That could be neat.
Frankinbeijing
Gonna bust a nut - inside
obligatoryguy
Imagining him saying that in his accent makes it 100x funnier.
FartPoweredPogoStick
EIGHT INCHES OF SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
emscookie
SeeUNextTues
AceVenturasConfidant
condums*
Imgurvirgin69
PLOT TWIST, he gon knock her up with an anal baby
Skibearbumm
K call me a pig or whatever but when she said that I thought the same thing.
Smileycyrusss
Pig or whatever..
GaiusOrpheus
They brought it up like 4 times in the episode. It's pretty clear he's gonna knock her up.
Warfrog
Has her being sterile been brought up before/confirmed or is this just her deciding she won't. I don't recall the lizard baby ordeal fully.
LittleMissSpider
N then ygritte's ghost will come n whisper "you still know nothing jon snow"
slapmethrice
Death pays for life. She lost a dragon.....
GaiusOrpheus
The thought just occurred to me that Dany would not be amazed that Jon came back from death but that he wasn't a catatonic shell like Drogo.
CheshirePhoenix
I kinda wanted him to say something like "I probably can't either after that bath I just took" but it woulda ruined Daenerys's speechifying.
SorDavos
Meh. Firepussy cures hypothermia.
CheshirePhoenix
True. Didn't think of that!
Howtogrowwood
As someone who has yet to see a single episode, does she birth them or is it some magic shit
IndyAndyJones
Dragons come from eggs, she obviously didn't give birth to them. She laid them. Because that's what you do with eggs.
ExistenceIsPainWasTakem
Riyakou
But... that's his aunt.
shinagami091
They don't know that. My guess is they won't find out until after they've done the deed
Riyakou
I'm more certain everyone will find out when Jon Snow gets set on fire and doesn't die.
Dontcaredeadinside
Epic boatsex.
ExistenceIsPainWasTakem
#EPICBOATSEX
wholettheusernamesout
Freefolk!! We do not kneel!
CaptainoftheEmpire
Know how condom came to be? It was the Welsh who figured they'd use a sheeps' intestines.... Then came the English and they figured they 1/2
CaptainoftheEmpire
... could improve on the concept by taking the intestines OUT of the sheep first. 2/2
itsAone
so why exactly she cant have children again? i feel like i completely missed the information earlier
u00ac
side effect of "healing" drogo in s1/ but (spoiler)
u00ac
in books she recovered from that
fpsnoob
Can someone explain to me why she can't have kids?
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ryan30z
3 generations? WAY more than that 12 to Aegon I, then back in old Valyria.
vegio
Back in season 1, she was pregnant, but something bad happened; her child died, her husband basically did too, and she ended up being cursed
Watchmaker2112
In season one when Mirri Maz Duur answers her question about when Dorog will return, they cut a line from the book that says (1/2)
Watchmaker2112
"When your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child. Then he will return to you." The implication is never. This is why she (2/2)
Watchmaker2112
believes she is barren, that she's cursed. But they cut it from the show so it makes no sense as to why she thinks she can't have kids. iirc
Fruitie
Got cursed by some witch person thing back in season 1(?) I think
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Ja. But Death can pay for life. She lost one, she perhaps may gain another.
Leithreas
In the books she loses her period entirely, but it is hinted that it comes back after a while.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Ja that last scene.
TurtIeproof
I like the part where nothing happens to establish a bond between them then he changes his mind about her while she's still being a tyrant.
ZeeX10
It had nothing to do with her, he wouldn't kneel because he knew the northern lords would rebel.
waccracker
I dunno, I might fall in love with a lady that swoops in on a dragon and saves me and my friends lives. Maybe that's just me though. /s
TurtIeproof
Fair point, but, by that train of thought, he'd immediately marry the Red Witch lady after she resurrected him.
waccracker
Melisandre doesn't have dragons, she also didn't save a bunch of his friends, so no it doesn't follow.
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noblespaceplatypus
http://imgur.com/sQlLhwR
imbitteraboutit
Her teeth are sharp as fuckkk. Terrified and aroused.
CountAiight
Loser37
Nice
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
GrantLeavitt
I had a seizure watching that.
PhantomOfKrankor
Humblefappa
Perfection
thevortexmaster
You mean sheep intestines
GrabEmByTheEmbassy
Rabbit intestine is ribbed for her pleasure.
TheElderBowls
Serpent skin* ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ –
BuckBoost
Preferable when they're still in the sheep.
Andromedator
ThePastmaster
Found the Welsh!
ayymamacita
Some woman are allergic to latex
CairoLen
So are some men.
PlanetaryAnnilator
Pretty sure they wouldn't have used latex, mate
SithElephant
So are some sheep.
temujin9
Found the Scotsman.
Actualdeadpool
Welsh.
temujin9
http://www.eg.bucknell.edu/~lwittie/sca/song/filk/scotland_is_depraved.html