My husband, when he sees me do something I told HIM not to do.

Jan 13, 2018 5:31 PM

Using the poop knife

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Hell yeah. We gotta take advantage of that hypocrisy. We know it happens more than what we see

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Yes but we know how to do the wrong thing right.

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Like throwing a bloody steak to the window when visiting your new boss at dinner?

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See another poopknife meme

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1) Why are you giving orders to your husband as if he was your child? 2) Why does he LET you!?

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Just say "Don't Look Now. "

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Like try to put his penis inside you while you're sleeping?

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It's a universal husband face. We all learn it when we get the instruction book. It's right after the "Thermostat change detection" section.

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+1 for a.....very young looking Donald Sutherland

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Upvoting almost entirely because this is such a damn good movie.

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This photo could say anything and it would be viral, lol. Epic shot.

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Mine now

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What/where the hell is this from? Not seen this before. FUNNY!

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Well that was.... a thing

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LOL!

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Damn straight and he better be doing it straight after

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Like not drinking Simply Orange?

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Your husband looks a lot like Donald Sutherland...

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Glad someone posted this, +1

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I saw this film when I was waaaay too young. Mild trepidation of red coats and Uncanny Valley Grannies ever since

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That homeless man/dog hybrid that emits banjo noises as it runs up to the camera.

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That fucking thing. Gad.

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What movie?

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Invasion of the Body Snatchers

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