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#bacon
Jan 23, 2019 11:46 AM
AnimeCakes
71387
1436
65
#bacon
FigmentOfReality
I microwave bacon when drunk...
iwant2pee
Plate and throw in the microwave for 3 minutes on full power!
50shadesofhay
Upvote for NH bacon.
normaldude101
ZIMISME
Not to sound like a downer, but I'd rather fry bacon than cook it, thnx.
GuyLuomo
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asliceofpizza
Processed in my state, hello from NH!
Mavesa
squirtlemacturtle2
I'm honestly stunned by how much cents this makes
DangerousElf22
They actually list vitamins with a 0% content on bacon over the pond? Like no vit C in here!
atamosk
Lol that's funny, but honestly I feel like the directions are, "best way to do this" not necessarily, how to. What's the best oven temp etc
WeLoveWatermelone
When I was younger we learned cooking, sewing with and without machine, knitting/crochet and woodwork. Denmark for president
GraemeDynard
The best bacon has a bit of chew to it and fat on the ends.
ixelyth
Will the bacon render better if I hook up a better GPU to the pan?
Br1337
Everyone wants to call out education but no one wants to fund it. Put your money where your mouth is bacon!!
JustTakeItAtFaceValue
You joke, but I can see it: "Verizon presents, engineering 101" & "Hillshire farm's New and Improved Home Ec" and that's cool but dangerous
BanananaNotToScale
Not after they slashed the home ec budget.
Adalias
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ten_thousand.png
Iseeyourpointandraiseyou
I nearly caused my apt. sprinklers to come on the first time I tried, but now I have it down pretty well. wish I could afford better bacon
Solvedmind
Looks like I need to call the mayor again!
WulfgangKeiser
I know how to cook bacon, even as far as to use its grease to cook eggs
Iseeyourpointandraiseyou
oh yes! this is why I won't bake or microwave my bacon. Bacon, egg, and cheese tacos mothafuckahs!
WulfgangKeiser
Sounds good
alpal0
I had to call my mom to help me cook bacon before.. because when I cooked it, it didn't turn out as good as hers
marshawnlynchatapressinterviewsaying
It never does... and never will.
alpal0
time to move back in with mom then
Ninalaroo
Meanwhile the best bacon is baked bacon.
pyroam
My grandmother microwaves it... bleh...
angrybook
So does my grandma. She has a special tray just for it. It still comes out rubbery.
BakaKagaku
Bruh, I have years of culinary training and let me tell you, microwave bacon is seriously underrated for how evenly it cooks that hog.
pyroam
Not the stuff I've had. It comes out rock hard and turns to dust as you bite into it.
NightmareHorrorStoriesForAdultTypePeople
No joke, once had a science teacher that had us go outside, build a fire, and cook bacon over it as our final.
NightmareHorrorStoriesForAdultTypePeople
He wanted to be sure we knew how to build a fire.
marshawnlynchatapressinterviewsaying
And he wanted all of the bacon.
Hungrypiemonger
home ec should have been a mandatory class instead of pe, and world history instead of us history.
Keairan
US world history classes are incredibly biased and generally are limited in scope, too. My World History class didn't touch 30 years war.
angrybook
World history and US history were both required when I went to high school (2001).
UncomfortableAnswers
Not for me, same year. Could take US or Euro, and only if you were in AP.
n0o0o0o
Still mandatory for me and I graduated in 2010
Hungrypiemonger
i graduted in 1995, i guess they fixed this issue, doesn't help me any.
bakulaspectacula
Parents are a thing....
DMSledge
Parents are horrible: Source, I am a parent.
UnpresumptuousUsername
Not for everybody
FAAAAAAAAAACK
Tell that to Batman
Junktrunkjunkie
We don't expect them to educate children... just have them.
PyllyNalleMissionaries
Do other countries not have a mandated "Home economics" class?
LurkerOfDarkness
Denmark does. And I'm pretty sure most of, if not all of Europe does.
pomax
Booknote: parents are the most notoriously clueless people.
captbananapants
Reference: Antivaxx
StarvedDemon
My mom used to call me all the time asking how to cook certain things. She knew basics but I'd learned more in depth online.
clucja1
And then they lay blame on Millennials for not knowing how to do things.