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Jan 26, 2024 6:13 PM
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Afewflowers
At least that gives them their own room. If there was no second floor they'd be with everyone else
MillenniumFalcon
been to Chicago - that's every day on their trains
mham7611
Some of these could be mental illness related. If they are not harming anyone, we should be empathetic and not judging IMO.
Tyrann01
I have seen all of these people at the top of a bus at least once. Well...perhaps not the last one.
Zetor
it's the speakerphone guy, right?
SkinnerTBD
this is every bus, all the time. and I don't take the bus because every single one of them wants to be my new best friend. without fail.
AtmaDarkwolf
Ah yes.,, rent free mobile apartments!
keyblader1985
We don't have double deckers, so those people are all over the buses here
tsk92
Since it apparently at night in…the bottom will be pretty grim as well.
V65ozzie
That's on the next one.
joeynew
I'd rather deal with that crowd then the drunks throwing up and pissing everywhere.
IamAlbertPotato
No way the crackhead hasn't stolen the sleeping guys boots already.
ThailandExpress
Reason #37 why I love my car
Geistbar
I'd hate to have to drive around in a major city. One of my favorite parts of doing day trips out to the city near me is that I can just take public transportation all day. No need to give a fuck about parking or driving through the horrendous traffic. I'd hate that place if my main means of getting around there was by driving.
onecatnokids
our light rail has put mental health workers on the train to offer help to passengers who look like they need some guidance/support. I hopped on the train once & was happy to get the last open seat, only to realize that it was open because the guy in the next seat was wrapped head to toe in black trash bags and talking to himself. He kept to himself and gave me a thumbs up when he got off the train.
morrighan42
Ok but this halfway makes me want to go upstairs
KristinaRoxYourSox
lol, me too. I was once on a subway train late at night with a business man who asked to borrow my lighter. He just lit up his crack pipe right there. It was a crazy thing to witness.
zoraniko
at first, I read this as you wanting to sit halfway up the stairs
morrighan42
Just close enough to hear the madness with our being in line of sight
Reverayn
that 2nd guy stabs you then
Viscupelo
The one sumbitch playing MUSIC on their PHONE SPEAKER every fucking time I swear.
FrnxtGhrtSonyGurm
Accurate
whatbuttondoipush
The first guy has exema. the second guy is cold.
whatbuttondoipush
The third guy is playing his gameboy and over excited, the fourth just got off a 16 hour shift for the 5th time this week.
whatbuttondoipush
The fifth guy just needs to use earbuds, the sixth has earbuds in
paulhollywood9
There is SO MUCH truth in this video.. especially if you've been to London!!
samthepea
I was upstairs on a London bus one early afternoon and someone was cutting their toenails, it may have been the worst thing I have ever seen
MrHappySmiles
lol this guy is great!
DentonTheBear
If you can't see the nutter on the bus, you are the nutter.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
On the Montreal buses, its the guy with his music rapping along. I don't mind any of the others as long as they leave me alone, but the music on the phone guy drives me freaking nuts. Its always a male between the ages of 16-25, and every time I want to just tell them to use their headphones because ITS RUDE!
MapleSyrupMafia
Freeasabird2015
https://www.facebook.com/50shadesoffun1/videos/jasper-carrott-the-nutter-on-the-bus/2234329449929242/
Freeasabird2015
This is me, every freaking time...
V65ozzie
Classic Carrott. A little Zit on the side, recommended read.
Freeasabird2015
Got it, and yes it's' a great way to remember him. He was so bloody funny. Not that he is dead.
duktayp
Dude, that's my people
OverpricedCrayon
When it becomes something you have to see every day when you’re just trying to get to work or make it home, it’s not very fun to deal with anymore.
gingersnapdragon
I lived in a tiny village near Aberdeen and use to commute there for work(same people every day usually). We eventually had to collectively complain to ban one lady who would invidually recite the rosary over us and try to cast devils out of us .Loudly. At 8am.
numonster
Oh! Long shot here: Did you ever meet Dennis the Menace? Lovely guy, spoke non-stop, always wore a Dennis the Menace necktie, had prison tats and always came out with the wildest tall tales. Listening to his stories was the best part of being on the bus.
gingersnapdragon
no but I know Who you're talking about!
numonster
Legend! I hope he's doing okay.
SnakesInBowties
Many of my friends have come from riding public transportation.
someguy7734206
When I was in high school, a girl I didn't know once sat next to me on the bus and started talking to me for no reason. I met her about 3 or 4 times since then until I finished high school and never saw her again.
SnakesInBowties
Yep, that'll happen. There was a woman who claimed to be the daughter of JFK that I saw repeatedly over several years while riding the bus. Her stories as well as her features kinda made me believe she was telling the truth. So implausible Odd facts all the time, none of which you could really discount or tell that she was lying. She made quilts. There are wonderful and strange people all around you, for sure. All you have to do is listen. Thanks for sharing and have a great weekend!
SnakesInBowties
It's the cobblestones . . .
banjak
Bus Wankers.
extraDimensionalAnxiety
Can some explain to this American how bad of a insult the word wanker is?
thedarkcanuck
It means masturbator, or refers to the act of masturbating
ForceKinTim
My local buses have blue interior lights. It's not for the ambiance
pashabigdog
held bus hostage for 45 min?
WoeToHice
Wanking a bus sounds like a spectacle worth watching.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
that's just foreplay
zoraniko
The only character he forgot
freakdiablo
Oh he's there. He's the guy in the mask - "come. Come, come."
HorseonaBike
n0n53n53
this is one of the greatest shows ever created
Sarshrimp
That's just the normal crowd on the local buses where I live. On one of the lines, there was this whacky dude who'd make all kinds of silly faces at people to get them to laugh. That dude ruled.
bdesign7
*wacky
Sarshrimp
IrrelevantHandle
Yeah, but if someone shits themselves downstairs they get kicked off the bus
samwyze
You can shit yourself upstairs and continue your trip? Sweet!
ElTee86
What the driver don’t smell keeps riding the rail.
ForceKinTim
My local buses have blue interior lights
NKato
Blue light keeps you awake. Makes it harder for riders to fall asleep.
ForceKinTim
Hahaha yeah well guess you don't live in the meth capital of europe
IrrelevantHandle
It might also be to make veins harder to see so people "can't" shoot up on the bus. I know of some places that have blue lights in the bathrooms for that reason; it's not especially effective on the real junkies.