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Feb 23, 2017 1:17 PM
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kaytrai
Hey my housemates know this girl apparently from back home, she's from the Rochester area
Takavos
She could very well be a friend, cousin, sister, or just visiting the troops before shipping off to w/e. There is literally no context.
mplaugh
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caboops
I was seeing a girl for about a month until I found out that she was engaged to some army guy. Why do they think that shit is OK?
aGeographicalOddity
I f anyone cares here's the link to the video. https://www.xnxx.com/video-7qdmf50/sexy_girl_makes_first_porn_ever
MasterBaconProclomation
Ah thank you
Erectrician
She's a swallower...if anyone was curious...Just scientifically researched it
MyDixyRect
richardnz
Anyone got a link. For science purposes naturally ????
itzJasonOP
Ahh 11B privates.. I actually knew a guy who knows this guy. They're not together anymore
PermaBannedDolphin
now I know a guy who knows a guy who knows this guy
SinnerAreMuchMoreFun
Well... what happened
SchitzzPoppinov
Lol the Reddit kids think he's a "navy seal" or "Army green barret" this dork is straight out of army basic training
mattcrowder07
And already learned the valuable lesson about Jodie
dalivision
yea, thats probably family day at the end of basic or something like that
Cheomesh
The black beret and lack of insignia gives that away
UsernameViewableToPremiumUsers
phonecallformisterhorrible
Always
CanadianCommenter
I will never not +1 this gif.
W92Baj
Are girls who do porn not allowed boyfriends or can soldiers not date people who do porn? I'm confused
KlaatuVaradaNicto
confettiyeti5686
Girlsdoporn.com seems legit
WhiteGuy021
I'v down voted 6 other instances of this post on the front page in the last 12 hours. Seriously guys. This repost bullshit has got to stop
DrunkAnna
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/comments/4p0pml/is_it_true_the_cuckold_storie_about_selena_green/
Tomm2415
Im at work. Is this SFW?
DrunkAnna
This page in particular doesn't have any troublesome images, but I can't vouch for the text or any of the other threads.
BrowseBrowseBrowse
came here to find name and got name.
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
It's like people who do porn are supposed to be locked away until they do more porn
thisusernamehasbeenregistered
I don't think that's the point...
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
I went to highschool with this girl.
Cheomesh
I went to high school with Missy Stone
AGreedyLittlePig
Congrats, nobody cares.
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
You must care since you commented, and got murked for commenting so you're wrong too.
AGreedyLittlePig
Yeah I'm crying right now. Probably gonna kill my self for losing internet points.
complimentpin
If this is real, I don't find it funny, just fucking disguisting.
Reigekiz
He was bragging about she... GET FUCKED Soldier, GET FUCKED lmao.
complimentpin
What? I really don't understand that sentence.
DrAnusMcFinger
Yeah I am going to need some sauce for this one
Thorlin
Damn I feel bad now
DanTHEdirtiest
My buddy posted this in a group chat and in less than 5 minutes another friend found the video link...it's on pornhub.
skrizzle4rizzle
applesforjuice
I love that scene
applesforjuice
The porn one and the It's always sunny, just to clarify
KnightRanger065
The images were taken 3 hours apart I'm guessing...
eromitlab
Could be worse, she could just fuck some random Jody while he's away and try to hide it.
WhatisTaters
+1 for Jody reference.
jetpackabs
pretty sure it's a different top. The sleeves seem to have significant differences.
Squanto229
No it's her
jetpackabs
Yeah, that seems pretty clear. I'm just saying I think the shirt is not the same, just another black top.
Squanto229
Lol go read the story it's the exact same outfit she left and went to it like 30 minutes later
Sionas
If I was going military, absolutely would not do a long distance relationship like that. Doesn't feel fair to either party.
CookingBaconDrunkAndNaked
As a former Army guy who spent less than 9 months home with his wife in 4 years, It's tough, but if you really care, you'll make it.
Sionas
Thank you for your service.
Eunoterp
Don't Google her....it's a trap. No, really.
Shapaparappa
Why is it a trap?
Boo132005
He means it's a guy.
Getakin
holy shit.. tell me he was at least in it or this is just fake.
YogSoth0th
Or perhaps it was done before she met him. Unfortunately though people who cheat on SOs in the military are all too common
complimentpin
Purse scum those people
Leeloothedog
This photo was taken at family day from the looks of it (basic training graduation) judging by the lack of rank/insignia on his beret
Getakin
yeah you're right. that's about all i hear and most people just say "stay single"
ThoughtfulSatan
Yeah I have seen it way too often, from both Marines and their SOs
zenatsu
Can confirm, am single soldier, drama free and enjoying my existing bank account.
ThoughtfulSatan
Same brother
TheInternetIsSeriousBusiness
Selena Vargas for those wondering about her name.
magneticgumby
So many E's
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THRAWN18
Rather tame video.
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gbombuh
Anyone have a GDP episode number for her?
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For research
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You are like Santa Claus. Bringing free wanks to everyone.
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Da real MVP
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Dotting for mobile reasons
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Next time my wife leaves the house I will "watch some sports" if you smell what the Rock is cooking.
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Is that really the girlfriend?
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What the hell are the dots for!?
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To bookmark for later science
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Well then
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Poor soldier
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Thanks I will let my friend know
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Same....
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why am i dotting this
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For science...
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Dotting the shit outta this!
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oldstumpy
THIS ISNT WHERE I LEFT MY FIRSTBORN SONE
ChaosandChaos
It could've been.
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Mop
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thesuaveITguy
thats what I'm talking about
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kickliquid
I am replying to you because I want to contribute something meaningful & am not using this post as a place holder for later when I get home.
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well put.
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Same
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Interesting point
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thats what I'm talking about
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I do not feel bad for what i did
sadduckfan
tolkiennerd36
Ha
GPLink
Fuck my ass and fill it with orange juice.
TheRealHoudini
"Tub Girl"
SquattingTigerHiddenGopnik
If you insist
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ItsCalledADinglehopperYouSwine
GPLink
I'm ready duddy
misterbil
that is a very strange, yet specific, fantasy, I admire it.
GPLink
If you want me can use a cactus aswell
Theonlyguyontheinternet
Department of transportation
HalfwayHez
I like that there's always the one person who knows the name. Good on ya mate for knowing the pornstar trivia!
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
TheThirstyMoose
With the power to pray?
itsthevoiceman
If he's not careful, he's gonna get some schmutz in his eye!
StRocketScience
I REMEMBER BIBLE MAN!
Ihavetype2
Go head i dont care
AliBarber
OK fine but unless he joins in too it's just kinda weird
ImBrucemanNoBatwayneFuck
I thought his thing was choir boys.
pacifistpickle
This comment made me laugh at work. Good job.
YourLordSatan
Otterthusiest
The username... you made my night
Supersteele4
Holy shit I totally forgot about bibleman! I used to watch his show in preschool
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biblemaaaaaaaaaan
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Autodots rollout
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DefinitelyNotASithLord
If there was ever a perfect time to use this gif...
Murdercorpse
As if there were ever an imperfect time to use that gift...
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TheManYourManCouldSmellLike
Do you really think I'm that desperate, my morals will not allow me to leave a dot .
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RamshackleAstronaut
I got you one better:
aidanthib
RamshackleAstronaut
the only gif I've ever made that didn't have hotdogs in it. you're welcome to it.
IAlwaysUpvoteDean
Saving this bad boy for later
TheLerf
This comment needs more upvotes..
TotallySaneScientist
Honestly this gets posted on 5/7 of these refrence comments.
SickSickIndividual
Perfect 5/7 times...
highheelfetish
I'm new, what do the dots mean?
Blacole1985
it's so people can look back on their profile and find what they commented on ... her name in this case
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wellthisjustgotinteresting
We gon bust some myths
Allnamesaregone
Yeah, myths....
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Myth, MYTH! Yeth? Good grief, it's a running gag...