"CAN I FUCKEN HELP YOU??"

Jan 12, 2025 11:09 PM

Wolf Spider.

"Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to please stop! K thanks bye"

1 year ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

It's blue. But that is compensated by the ludicrous speed of movement.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After the initial shock, he/she does have very cute eyes😊

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never seen a wolf spider that blue, is it under a UV light or something?

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

One of the scariest parts of eight legged freaks

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Oldest known spider was a wild trapdoor named, Number 16, that lived 43 years.

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEty3A3Ji3o
Apparently a specific species of trapdoor-creating wolf spider. Not to be confused with trapdoor spiders, which are a separate group.

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I was confused about that

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am not a fan of spiders, but 1. That thing is beautiful, and 2. Its little jump scare was cute.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No soliciting!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This speed is scary to me. And that too much legs also.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nobody expects the spider inquisition

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I want to see this in slow motion. Popped out of that hole so fast.

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Very hard to house-train.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For when you want to play ding dong shit yourself.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

GOOD DAY SIR! [slams lid]

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I SAID GOOD DAY!!

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Spider doesn't like it when you interrupt his fapping session v

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Eight eyes motherfucker.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I don't like when people come round my home either

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sir! You are not my food delivery aka bug! Good day!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen this 6 times today

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

halloween is not his top holiday

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heeeelllll nooooo

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that was terrifying

1 year ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 1

https://i.imgur.com/ssTDkdR maybe this’ll help.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was the first spider I sympathised with. I do not like them, but learned to tolerate them.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Pizza delivery"
"I didn't order any!" *slam*

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, it’s funny because that just made me less afraid of spiders.

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I like the little pause he gives

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

blue? is this some sorta filter?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No. It looks like a Portacosa cinerea, or the grey wolf spider. Some of them do have a bit of a blue-ish cast.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why? Just why?

1 year ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

People see it on Reddit then RUSH to repost it here asap

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know, right? Joe Rogan?

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aww, they're cute when they're annoyed.

1 year ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Nothing cute about that boi!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Nah its adorable. Unless you're arachnophobic.

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Weirdly enough, my own arachnophobia is selective. Huntsmans? Big no. Tarantulas? Baby boy. It make-a no sense.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes... stop reposting something that was posted 30 minutes ago.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 15

Looks like someone needs to take a break from imgur....

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