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*GASP* YOU DONT LIKE SNAKES?!
snakes can be just as cute as cats
and they don't have fur, which makes them 10000xs better.
hello! what up! hello! hi! hello!
Ultra ivory reticulated python
Retics are one of the largest snakes in the world. BUT THE BABIES ARE SO FUCKING CUTE LOOK AT IT
LOOK AT IT
LOOK AT IT
more colorful then skittles!
We have done so much with retic morphs. All of these snakes are retics.
NOMNOMNOM
Ever seen a snake yawn?
you're welcome.
A snake that is always happy to see you
Derp:3
Ever seen a snake in a sweater?
you're welcome
Ever seen a snake with a flower on its head?
fucking hippy
The easter bunny sometimes needs a hand.
Too bad snakes dont have hands
Hog nose in a hat
"I haz a hat to"
O_O
blunt-headed tree snake
jesus im going to have a heart attack from the cuteness in this picture
Every wanted to see a two headed snake drink?
there ya go.
Just a wittle pink worm snake :3
LOOK AT THE WITTLE TONGUE
"I just wanted a nibble..."
Turns out snakes have a sense of humor.
I don't really like cats, but heres my bull snake in a hat.
SoakInTheVoodooAir
Is your bull snake named Chuck Norris?
CoCoKunt
nope.
CombatGiraffe
#notallsnakes
JuliusMedius
SqueamishJam
YES I LOVE SNEKS the worm one is the best. So smol
HenryJonesJr
Nope
TooManyGayGiraffes
i want to boop their snoots
ThundercuntasaurusRex
Cat in a sweater vs. snake in a sweater- cat wins every time!
minbinx
Nope. You'll never convince me that a little nibble from a two fanged monster is cute. Neewwpppp.
umpalumpasuckedmydong
Not, nop, nop, nop, nop, nop, nop, nop... NOPE
ZykUK
Oh fuck that!
iregisteredtopostthis
There's a snake in my boot!
Sajomi
Okay, you convinced me.
Knicknackpaddywhack
akdude
But Mooooom
sangatster
+ 1 for sweater snake
CrazyCarretta
Ball pythons![]()
DrHerpetologistdr
This is my favorite post here ever! Especially the hog noses. I love hog nose snakes! +1
badassanatomist
*too
FishingForConversation
I have always loved snakes
butdoihaveto
I wonder if OP likes snakes
randobrando
upvote for snake awareness
KaidonThelVadam
That one with the :)
Latitude24
+1 for the passion you demonstrate...and HELL no! due to my irrational fear of snakes that has nothing to do with Indiana Jones.
hypostatic
*Just as cute as cats, and will scratch the hell out of your arms 100% less.
TThePackrat
*may kill you if cared for wrong. Wait, cats can do that too.
TThePackrat
*may kill you if cared for wrong. Wait, cats can do that too.
Dexterrogers
As a previous snake owner... I agree, they are awesome and so much better than cats.
spixii
I want to upvote this 1000 times.
DreamCatcher01
I've always liked snakes but it's nice to be reminded why:)
feryooday
SpiderWhisperer
looks like a garter snake! so cute!
feryooday
Yes I believe so! He was very friendly and appreciated my warmth for a bit before swimming off.
minbinx
You...you just...picked up a wild snake from the river? Damn.
feryooday
Yup! I recognized his breed and know them to be friendly if handled gently.
J0joTheIdiotCircusBoy
I have a banana king snake. His name is George.
SpiderWhisperer
George is probably the most perfect name for a king snake ever.
J0joTheIdiotCircusBoy
Thank you. He's about 10 years old now. I named him a la Looney Tunes of course.
epicbananacat
But they bite
SpiderWhisperer
i mean so do cats. But snakes at least give you more warning. you KNOW when a snake is going to bite you lol
epicbananacat
Have you ever been seriously hurt by a cat
SpiderWhisperer
I worked at a cat shelter that did TNR on feral cats. It was my job to hold them down while the vets knocked them out.
SpiderWhisperer
My entire arm is NOTHING but scars and I had even had to get 14 stitches. I couldnt use my arm for 2 months. Their bites were so disgusting
SpiderWhisperer
that it nearly caused an infection to spread through my hand. there was even one that had cut open my stomach. That one SUCKED.