SisterSpooky01
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Feb 22, 2019 4:57 AM
SisterSpooky01
84133
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ConvokeMyropolist
i always consider work trip as another form of prison anyway. so, technically correct.
Ijustsawapigfly
Now thats some nice genuine posting!
n0th1n
Plot Twist: She works in prison construction.
Bystandr
If you want to be a real fan of the TSA, change the sign to "Congratulations on getting out of quarantine, Mommy!" .
satkin616
I did the same thing for my boyfriend! So good!
rdmguy
Deuceler
If someone told me a couple did this I would picture these two without ever seeing them
snellman
This is the shit I'm looking för in a dude
theresmypeppy
Ha! I saw that guy and his daughter at the airport yesterday. OMA.
SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
Who the fuck is getting off a plane after getting out of prison?
SisterSpooky01
Inarticulated
pappadera
Not home from, back to...
pumpuppthesoundwaves
after 10 years?
nrene100
I would be super impressed if the daughter muttered it in her own... And then they created the sign
LurkeSpaceBreaker
Should say welcome back
BambooMan744
Why horizontal bars on prison?
JustAnotherGuy42
Why not?
BambooMan744
How about horizontal and vertical! Not even the T-1000 can get through!
justareallylongemailaddress
To be fair, her shirt appears to say "Addict" so....
hoodiss
to be fair
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
It says "I love my family addict", clearly.
JohnVessenmeyer
Ink addict?
zakonly
Addicts... a europen 80s punk band... they're pretty good too
emilytangerine8910
I thought it was that addicts shirt too. I still have mine. But upon further zooming in, it’s ink addict.
MaladaptedMedic
*Adicts, no?
zakonly
oops
WMD1979
At least 50% of the reason I became a father was for shit like this. The other 50% was broken condom related...
Notalwaysdrunk
Best accidents in life
momomo54
Are you me?
STGxDante
I mean you also can get access to vaginal and rectal use only stickers.
electriclarryland96
Kids also make a good extra set of hands for carrying the groceries in from the car.
Atratvs
But....without kids you don't need that much groceries...
WMD1979
My girls say everything is too heavy. They are 6, 4, and 2 though so hopefully the future brings good things.
theheebs25
I think your six year old is old enough to suck it up and take like a bag or two.......
Boopadasnoot
You need to change your brand of condoms
ihateimgurffs
Time to make them pump iron. If it jiggles it's fat!