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Aug 1, 2013 8:48 PM
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JonHammNCheese
Dat smirk.
IAmFaucetFailure
My 15th favorite!
CynicalFish
Women have never lied in their life, they are just aloof to truth.
kilburnz
21% men overrated their sex
stonerbonerdonor
Its weird how you dont notice his mouth moving in the last frame until the gif restarts and you're like woah.
sanctum
Or there are lots and lots of gay men
gaidinbdj
What if the discrepancy is because the guys' last sexual partners were other guys?
AmiLafauci64
OP knows
aussie007nick
After 2 years (yay) I have a girlfriend. She tells me she has a 'problem' down there (points to crotch) - just makes me try even harder ;P
ApostateOfBacon
According to the parameters mentioned; many of the men could've slept with other men. If that's possible, then the statistic is valid.
flodusite
sorry, i can't be everywhere.
thereisnousernameavailable
I'm baffled that everyone thinks it is because girls fake it. Is it that common? Are there not some men who are also deeply proud?
mitchrz
It doesn't count if they don't orgasm!
DorthLous
Or the women having orgasms have more partners? Seriously, maths, people, maths!
twfeline
That smile at the end, just before a pump hits him in the back of the head.
justhereforthemilkandcookies
As a person with a vagina.... sometimes u just say 'I am so better at doing this solo...'
HaleyElizabeth1998
the last time i had sex, i didnt have time to fake it
notmichael
84% guys? Come on, it's obvious that it is closer to 100%.
TheGrapist1
Or...21% of men are not having sex with women...
bobobano
Men can't fake it; so please women, out of respect, don't fake it either.
Redwingsyeah
It was easy for me to fake it because of she didn't question it when I told her..
aSpoonFullOfSugar
I've had a guy fake it. Condom, straight to the bathroom, wrap it in tissue. (Although he didn't do that, and I realised he'd faked it)
Fayte
I treat it like a race, whoever finishes first, wins.
WafleFries
its more like whoever doesn't finish first loses
lekkis
Sometimes you have to fake it to make it less awkward. It's still enjoyable even if you dont climax. For me anyway.
flack9099
This i don't understand. Heard it before but still. Please explain.
MarissaJoy
Both me & my boyfriend don't cum every time, but we have hours of sex because its fun, intimate & we enjoy being together.There is no goal.
quatrekins
I totally agree. It feels awesome, even without fireworks at the end.
MoniquaBrown
Dat smile in the last frame makes this!
klutch91
..fake smile?
thelml
until this comment I actually thought the last image was a still image (from only looking at his face shortly)
popculturella
He cracks that dumb smile every single time he makes a joke.
XNiiNJA
The writers actually throw in jokes he doesn't know about. He's probably trying not to laugh.
mithiasthetruthug
I didn't know they did that. That's actually pretty funny.
WhoTheHellDoYouThinkIAm
it just keeps growing until the gif repeats.
notanonymous
It must've been so awesome that we forgot we had an orgasm. wow. yay. great job. -_-
danzafan37
I have done the thing where she was incomprehensible for 10min. That was fun. And it makes you proud too. I fucked her brains out literally
notanonymous
Honestly, that doesn't sound safe. You should probably put the brains back in. Unless she was blonde ;)
thatpatguy
You kids and your doing it in the ear.
kuraianubis
OR..now hear me out.. guys just think she had an orgasm when really she's just a loud squirmy woman naturally.
misspiggy1326
And they feel like bags of sand too, right?
kuraianubis
huh?? this post has nothing to do with breast. which I know how they feel, since I have large ones myself..
rawrmeowslp
True story. He thinks you're finished and it's too awkward to stay "ummm I wasn't done..." So you let it lie so to speak.
sddax
I think the lesson here is that 19% of men are gay.
sixfoothobbit
Wouldn't it be 21%?
sddax
Sure :) I don't know how to math.
ThisIsMcMadness
I notice them all. Mostly cause no one else is there to do it for me.
danzafan37
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0g3hzkGpc1r3ytt5.gif
flack9099
Call me...haha
GifMagister
How you doin'?
ThisIsMcMadness
Heeeey.
GifMagister
Wazza?
IDontKnowWhatYoureTalkingAbout
Ladies, you do a disservice to yourself and your man by faking it.
PekGR
Have you ever considered the fact that maybe women are just too picky, and if SOMETHING a dust in the room is not right, they'll be bitches.
allythealligator
And sometimes it's just so awful because the poor kid has no idea what he's doing, but he is super sweet, so you just fake it to be done.
opad
After awhile you get dry and generally sick of getting pounded. You fake because you've lost interest and it's not going to happen
booostert
And faking it is easier than saying "sorry, its not going to happen for me tonight, you'll get me next time"?
opad
Depending on the stubbornness of the man, yes.
johanevj
Only if you assume that getting an orgasm is more important than not having sex when you get bored.
IratetheD
true but it is hard for us to orgasm and we just don't want you to feel discouraged.
tinglesauce
It's truly not that hard for you to orgasm. You just have to be willing to communicate with your partner, or do some homework on yourself.
MarissaJoy
Also, I can orgasm just fine by myself, but when im around a guy, i get too distracted & im so into the experience that i cannot orgasm. I
MarissaJoy
never fake it since my BF cant cum eitherBut that is how depression/anxiety & mental illness affect you so i dont blame others for faking.
coelacanths
Maybe that's the case with your own body, but don't assume everyone else's works the same.
MarissaJoy
Fuck you for assuming its easy for all of us to orgasm. Really? I once couldnt cum and my *ex* boyfriend couldnt get an erection for a (1/2)
MarissaJoy
month because he became nervous as fuck and assumed i didnt find him to be a turn on. Even though he got over it, his dick didnt
GingerTheBeard
people get so angry over a common comment, i think ive multiple comments like this, idk why you get hate.
tinglesauce
Right? I'm sensing some sexual inadequacy manifesting itself as hostility.
panthermodern1
Weekend Update will never be the same once Seth leaves. =(
Iamsonewatthis
I'm Colin Quinn, thats my story and I'm sticking to it...
danzafan37
I felt the same with Kevin Nealon and Norm MacDonald... God do I miss Norm
monsto
"I'm dennis miller and I.. am... outta here."
scruffilumpkins
I'm Chevy Chase and you're not.
fleezyy
It'll be better.
Yokosumari
I felt the same way with Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey.
HarryPotterGeek
Me, too. They were a great pair. But I love Seth, too.
PeteAndPetersenGraph
Haven't people been saying this since weekend update started?
Ivehaditwithyouidiots
Yeah, pretty much. They all have their on style...hopefully, the next host(s) will be entertaining in their own way.
livebackwards
I felt the same with Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtain.
sarcasticuss
Jane you ignorant slut
livebackwards
People are downvoting you without ever having seen the brilliant sketch you are referencing. Sad.
SnarkyTulip
Well then here is an upvote from me :)
anglophilestymie
I hope they give it to John Mulaney. He's in the running.
AmIInvitedToYourSBBQ
This! I think he'd be perfect
thisisfime
Imgur's new mascot should be John Mulaney cautiously riding a giraffe.
Iamsonewatthis
I am a proud Asian-American woman! I am a Tiger Mom!
aselfdefeatingattitude
No idea who will replace him but his timing was incredible.
panthermodern1
I look at the current cast, and with Hader and Sudeikis both leaving, I can't think of anyone worthy of taking it over
TheDullEffectsOfYourSuitcase
I am so pissed about Hader, Meyers and Sudeikis all leaving. I don't even know if I'll keep watching SNL now they're gone.
aselfdefeatingattitude
I'm thinking John Mulaney. He has been practicing a lot of stand-up which will help at the Update desk.
jmeyers1983
I wish John Oliver would jump over to SNL even though I doubt he would. He killed it as Jon Stewarts replacement and his timing in uncanny.
kaleisntthatgood
John Mulaney would be great.
Luchalma
I thought the same thing when Norm Macdonald left. And I was right.
Iamsonewatthis
+1
jmeyers1983
Note to self: upvote this reply.
GingerTheBeard
i miss him being a regular on snl.
killer10347
I'm fully prepared to go all out to make her feel good. But if she fakes it, that's her problem. I'm going to assume my job has been done.
BeardKhan
THIS FOR THE ETERNITY OF EXISTENCE THIS!!!!!
FoxyGanon
Amen
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CharlesFuckingBronson
Think of the revenues in England. BAM!
jfkenn3dy
Hahaha, that is the same silent pact my wife and I have....
Madvillan
This guy/gal gets it. Pun not intended.
sweetphotographergirl
And just because I moaned louder than before doesn't mean I came. Trust me, you'll know.
thereisnousernameavailable
I think it's not always her faking. Some men are just really self-assured, if not too much.
Rhase
Or just extremely selfish in bed. Some guys really don't care if the woman enjoys it or not.
TheMonsterWithinYou
I never fake an orgasm.... although usually it's just me and my hand ...so it's a bit hard to lie to myself when it comes to that.
citoyenne
I have definitely faked it with myself. Sometimes it's better to lie to myself than to risk that kind of bruising.
bobobano
As the song says 'Climb every woman, Climb every woman, Climb every woman, Climb every woman...'
GnRtattoo
I dont fake it, ever.
greenwhiskers
Ditto. If it's not going to happen, I'll just be honest and say, "Sorry, I'm not getting off tonight. Can we wrap this up?"
alternator43
This I like.
bobobano
Are you in the GTA and want to grab dinner some time?
Gregoryzilla
i love grand theft auto
GnRtattoo
I also thought "Grand Theft Auto" which I guess means Im not in the GTA area
levitynstuff
If she fakes it, it's a pretty good bet that she wants you to stop. So, getting you to think the job is done is pretty much the point.
musemime
all of my yes. ^this^
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Oh good god, just say the safe word, or "stop" for crying out loud.
cheesemaccer
What a vicious, retarded cycle.
Irianne
Right... And then he's gonna do the same thing next time he wants you to feel good, since it worked so well last time...
aSpoonFullOfSugar
No next time. We want it over as quick as possible so we never have to see them again.
mekkeblekke
Yeah, how dare a one night stand not know how to press all your buttons. cause all women obviously respond to the same moves.
aSpoonFullOfSugar
I communicate very well what I enjoy & don't enjoy. I've also never had a one night stand. If it's not happening, it's just not happening.
MissRenegadeRabbit
I fake it. I feel bad that someone is putting so much effort into me. Really, I'm fascinated that guys enjoy sex.
Spazy
I guess you are too much in your head and not enough listening to your body if you do not enjoy sex. You will get there trust me :)
MissRenegadeRabbit
Thank you for your words of encouragement. I hope I get there someday. ^^
Spazy
I know where you are coming from and how it feels like, so was just talking about my own experience. :) Btw i sound like a girl but im not:P
killer10347
Some women are incapable of reaching orgasm. But if you're not one of those, it's not about how fast you can reach one :)
MissRenegadeRabbit
I don't know if I'm incapable of one during sex. I hope not. I feel pressured for time though since my man is exerting himself so much.
GodIsDeadLongLiveDog
"It's sad that she thinks the one that makes me cum. I'M THE ONE WHO MAKES ME CUM! SHE'S JUST THE CONTAINER I SHOOT IT INTO!"
buttfondler
that... thats just gross.
Chronomechanist
I'm almost afraid to ask who said that.
GodIsDeadLongLiveDog
Jim Jeffries! Watch some of his stuff, he is hilarious
TheArchduchess
See, you say that, but... when it's going on an hour and you're exhausted and you look up at me with with your tired and hopeful eyes...
bleepblopbleep
EXACTLY!! Thank you. It's not always a horrible thing. And we DO suggest other things but sometimes it's hard to even know what will work.
TheArchduchess
... yes. I fake it. To spare your feelings and arms and everything. You're welcome. (2/2)
Thesimpleman
Or you could, you know, try talking about alternative strategies
alternator43
Dont you dare protect my feelings. If shit aint working, you best tell me what you want or we'll never get anywhere.
thisisaboutasravenasicanget
i agree with both sides, but sometimes you'll tell the guy what you want and they wont do it
TheArchduchess
sometimes you tell them and they just can't do it. Too tired or rough or just not right. (also no guys involved over here ;D)
thisisaboutasravenasicanget
had an ex who would do that, hes not a douche just dumb
notprtty
Yup! If you fake it, you deserve not to have a good time. Communicate your desires and maybe you'll actually enjoy it!
duranddurand
It's just that some women can't have them and don't want their partner to feel inadequate.
notprtty
I think the inability to orgasm AT ALL is a very rare condition. So for the most part, it's just not communicating or listening.
SomethingReallyAmusing
Damn right. I've NEVER faked an orgasm. I don't feel the need to. If it doesn't happen, it doesn't happen. Hell sometimes I don't WANT to1/2
SomethingReallyAmusing
2/2 Sometimes I just want to have sex without having to worry about an damn orgasm.
buttfondler
that will only result in bruised egos
notprtty
If your ego is bruised because your partner wants to tell you what they like, you deserve to be bruised.
TyrionLambister
Yeah, but after so long of not being able to achieve it (whether it's your body's fault or his) you just get bored and wanna go eat cake.
notprtty
follow my directions or just stop have sex. (2/2)
notprtty
Too true. Oral doesn't always do much more than frustrate me and it just puts me right out of the mood. But that's when he refuses to (1)
TyrionLambister
Yeah...I love the feel of it, but I can't climax that way. I can only hit that O point if things are always constant with pressure speed x.x
notprtty
My issue is that what feels good will often "move". So it's a constant struggle to keep up. Intercourse is just easier lol
Muffinburgler
I think after a point I just give up communicating. Some guys just don't get it/don't care.
notprtty
Those are the people you don't sleep with anymore. But when someone says someone sucks in bed when all they did was encourage bad (1)
notprtty
behavior, they're the one who sucks in bed. The only person truly bad is the one who doesn't listen, or doesn't speak. (2/2)
Muffinburgler
Well, I wouldn't say not speaking necessarily makes them "bad". Could just be too shy/ashamed to point out their happy bits.
notprtty
That's bad. Especially if they turn around and complain about their lover later. If you can't talk about sex, you shouldn't be having it.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Then why fake it for them? There's never a good reason to fake it. Unless you're a prostitute.
Muffinburgler
Guilt, mostly. Laying there in silence would just ruin it for the both of us.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
There's no reason to feel guilty. If he doesn't care, he's the one that should feel guilty. If he needs more help to improve, help him. (1)
aSpoonFullOfSugar
When the guy is so small I can't feel anything, but he's a nice guy and I don't want him to know THAT"S the reason I stopped dating him.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Ouch. I guess that's a good reason to fake it, then. Poor guy.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
How small was he, anyways?