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Dec 10, 2017 9:06 PM
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can some one buy me hello neighbour
Megvilla
I never wouldve even thought to put a light bulb in my mouth before this! Thanks a lot
TupacAintDead
So many people here have thoughts about giving this a shot right now. Myself included.
AVTv2
I've never wanted to stick a lightbulb into my mouth more
ColdHandsWarmHeart
I don't believe it. I'm going to have to try this right now..
DigitalBang
I feel like this is creating a problem that didn’t exists.
lurch13
How is glass going to hurt a skeleton?
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Okay, I admit it. I tried to do this, but the light bulb was to big to fit in my mouth.
oLoki182o
Is it sad that there is a video of why you cannot take a lightbulb out of your mouth?
RNeao
I can do it tho, I have superior jaw
Jawesome19
Tried it, pulled it right back out. Video is dumb. I'm fully capable of controlling my own mouth.
thegelatoking
Stick it in your butthole like everyone else.
WillJeSuis
I love when this is posted because you know someone is dying to try it out due to curiosity.
drunktrashpanda
U1Love
This gif should end with. "So, how many people who never thought of trying this will suddenly try this? Is this self-defeating?"
RemiRixJones
But, like...do you go to the hospital? Do they remove it? Like, if it’s not broken...?
superseriouscomments
NO! Just don't be in that situation. And no experiments!
i0jofjio4fh942
I expecting a "but there is a way if..." but fuck no solutions huh
i0jofjio4fh942
*was
Jpapas
I know right, it's like, "you can't pull it out this way, instead... yeah don't fuckin put it in there mate"
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
When Darwin published The Origin Of Species, Thomas Edison was 12. Could he have read it and implemented a joke in the lightbulb?
simplestrick
digivirus
I'm going to keep this lightbulb trick in mind whenever I finally decide to start kidnapping and torturing people.
TheGeneralPublic
Is there a way to favorite a comment?
gabeuptonogood
Yeah, but you gotta put a lightbulb in your mouth to unlock that secret.
PerroMalcriado
people will keep reposting this until we get a vid of someone actually doing it
AlbinoDogMeat
There are multiple videos of people putting bulbs in their mouths and having no issues.
Nickelbackfat
WHO IS DOING THIS?!
The701
Up next....cinnamon-coated lightbulb challenge.
Nickelbackfat
While a bucket of ice water is poured over your head
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
Ok, now how many are going to try it thinking "well if I know ahead of time not to panic I'll be ok!"
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
although many bulbs are LED now... and plastic.. so maybe not *that* dangerous....?
Corrodias
I'm just having a hard time understanding why the bulb touching your teeth would (reflexively?) cause your jaw to clench. Sounds stupid.
DoABarrelRoll1
This is the primary reason I buy smaller bulbs! Damn things keep getting stuck in odd places...
nemosbride42
If you don’t want me to do it then why plant the seed
Direfury
"Don't" try this at home, kids!
simplestrick
ILikeSayingBoobs
So If not supposed to put it in your mouth does that mean you're supposed to put in your ass?
fartharder
Okay, Uncle Pester.
BattleD4d
kcgoalie31
Jar squatter... This man is the jar squatter dude
LegendaryKatman
Well the anus is intended to have things pass out of it, so if you can get it IN the ass successfully then you should be good!
AnythingMuchShorter
Are you trying to trick him or have you never read any of the ER stories on here?
LegendaryKatman
Neither. I'm assuming at least 1) they aren't that stupid, or 2) they can detect the sarcasm. If not, they'd probably do it regardless.
CigaretteMan
No, that’s even worse. If you put it in your ass the doctors call in a Janitor to remove it.
Strostkovy
And half the time when he gets it out he puts in a new one
CigaretteMan
"Whoops, sorry, force of habit."
Strostkovy
Oh god it was a CFL
NegentropyX
So where did you read that there were teeth in your ass?
Hecter94
Putting a lightbulb in your mouth doesn't seem like the brightest idea.
CziltangBrone
If you do it with the bulb lit, it will be a really hot idea!
FloridaTurtle
Only if it's plugged in
fourthreeone
You gotta be pretty dim if you do...
SweetBabyJebuz
You should try it, it really lights up your day
FrostyLady
Certainly not the path to enlightenment.
wilima
Yeah, you should turn it on first. Then it's definitely brighter.
Martellus
Putting a lightbulb shaped dick in your mouth must be a bad idea too.
Inkfinger
Get out.
TheSlackerKing
i literally never have the urge to try this until i see this gif and im convinced one day it will kill me
natabus
This gif should have come right after the "Call of the Void" post.
bbennett10
This Post!!!!
parkerh17
I know where I could get a bulb right now and it's tempting
saintxjustice
I almost want to test it to see if it's BS..................
beezeeb
I've never so strongly resonated with a comment.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
I definitely don't. The image alone makes me so uncomfortable I wanna barf :v
nullbr
Well dont hold up too much, glass lamps get harder to find by the minute. You might miss your window...
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
ItsMeParker
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eskymojoe
Loved this
Challengingverdict
this is interesting. This comment serves as a dot
usersubbordercontrol
I can only think of them as horrible. Who here actually would eat that?
Pcakester
joocy
DaedelusMuse
Hello
TheDreadLordSithis
I find this SOOO funny! More than I should... much more
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
don't do it...
LoopStricken
https://imgur.com/kPQqABE
RayMC
In biology, there is a lot of evidence to back up the idea that evolution is gradually killing off curiosity. B/c it can very well kill you.
temujin9
Which is how humanity reached the top of the food chain: complete and utter lack of curiosity.
NetworkConnectivityProblems
Curiosity killed the cat.
RayMC
Exactly.
DreadPierateRoberts
Satisfaction brought it back
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
but satisfaction brought it back
eskymojoe
Not the whole saying though
shibaruuu
It's weird I have an itch to try it too. Kinda like a cigarette itch.
lasertag2000
I'm going to try this now
tiphlos
Would it work to get a cloth in your mouth and work it around the bulb? You can then break it without the shards tearing your mouth.
Ledzo
Record. For science.
abitskeptical
Pix
happytreeleaf
No, OP’s right. I’ve got this one jammed in my mouth now. Damned if it’s coming out.
gubbstrut
Make sure to record your 911 emergency call with a lightbulb in your mouth
TransistorRadio
I just tried it. My mouth was too small to fit it in.
ThisIsAlwaysGoodAdvice
That’s what she said. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.
ChrisChalms
That's not such a bright idea
jyhwkntx
idiotidiotidiot
Who is going to try this?!?
Phlapjack923
Just tried it with an LED bulb. No problem and no fear of breaking. It’s mental.
KyleBurt
Let me know how it turns out
morejo02
How'd it go?
TheWonderfulWorldOfDickButt
@lasertag200 replies: "ommfhhmmffohmmfff"
Jogger312
He ded.
whosagoodboy92
he hella dead
GrimReaperO7
In Russia, this is how we torture.
soulman901
Is that you Putin?
lasertag2000
I found one light bulb too small was easy to pull out, and the other light bulb was too big to begin with.
plastikman
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
fisttheraindeer
I think you meant aghrggaghrgw aghrgah aghrgahah
Flubio
You're doing it all wrong. Open your throat and relax the jaw
SlickerThanNick
dont forget to cup the balls
L96A1
Work the shaft and swallow the gravy
whosagoodboy92
and try not to gag otherwise you'll start to wretch and that can just be very painful
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
WE DEMAND PICS
PisdecHero
BUT LEGEND SAYS NO SELFIES
UncleVinny
But... What else do I do if I want a light snack???
RyanCalibo
enderite
domenick91
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
MY GOD! HES DONE IT!
spp631
Have a coffee crisp
DefinitelyHungry
Eating a lightbulb isn't a very bright idea
GingerLaird
Eat a hologram.
samjohns090360
Fuck off
glaug
I like you
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
Tokehmon
arphaSleepWrecker
DuchessGummiBunns
Haluco
Dad?
UncleVinny
Didn't you read the username? Lol
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
only things better than dad jokes are uncle jokes
toneo
Take your upvote you hooligan
CheifyMcDANKk
daddygetsthebigpeiceofchicken
UncleVinny
PrissySnail
UncleVinny
cactuskid1956
Fucking funny reply LOL
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
Fuck you, take my +1
Autocorrekt
You're not too bright, are you?
tlamstm
I'm disappointed in myself for laughing so hard at this..
ohitschelly
that one caught me off-guard
DeckardHocheckee833
Christmas lights are a good start
randomsausages
TheGooseMoose
Die
CitizenClam
professorspankem
...get out.
NineByNine
no, stay
ChevronSocks
Can’t. It’s too dark.
lupusfulgaris
Try a helium lamp instead!
UncleVinny
That just leaves me feeling gassy...
Lojay
Classic
cinnalion
You can eat an led or something
HexBreadTheKindofGuy
Ohm-an that joke was predictable.
UncleVinny
Swedash
I'd recommend a handful of smaller LEDs rather than a whole lightbulb.
ComeJoinTheMurder
You fuck
UncleVinny
Why yes, yes I do. Thanks for noticing. ;)
chingchong1
I'll hurt you.
UncleVinny
IngloriousGasbody
How about some lightly fried fish filets
HellFireBeardMan
LED's its sugar free, and good if you are on a light diet
UncleVinny
Thank you. That's very enlightening...
HellFireBeardMan
you are welcome, I am glad I can illuminate you to other possibilities
ShitSpeckledMuppetFart
You stop that Dad!
UncleVinny
Not dad, just the Uncle. Username checks out...
ShitSpeckledMuppetFart
Somehow I did not notice your username, sorry uncle!
UncleVinny
It's all good...
VolenStoner
This is it. The legendary comments I hear about. That get more upvoted than the post.
UncleVinny
I... I think this time it's... It's going to work...
Bsdemigod
Yeeeessssss!
Dankdawg69
Wew
virus64
samsoniteson2000
What is this gif from? I simply must know.
virus64
Doctor Who
UncleVinny
Oh, was he on first?
MrSmilingDeath
Valentijn101
Just get some lightly fried fish filets
yesexceptno
Zadoyinga
All of these upvotes are from all of the rest of us who clicked the original comment to say exactly the same thing :P +1
ceramicpear
SavageTacoSupremeOverlord
Say lightly fried fish filets one more time...
yesexceptno
Df it's 1 am wtf
yesexceptno
Dad*
chewbathingy
Lightly fried fish filets
DimmadamnDougDimmadome
Would you like some?
NotSoAngryGuy
Are you going to grab your jumper cables?
TkMacintosh
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R6FlyBy
Lightly fried Fish Filets!!! LMAO
coolwaterNJ
Dad is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.
PearjuiceATX