DailyRumpToucher
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My viking goddess
A few weeks ago I married this amazing woman. Holy smokes, am I a lucky man. Had to brag about her beauty to the world.
FP edit: Holy smokes guys, never hit the front page, and to have my wife be the reason I hit the front page I couldn't be more proud and happy! She's an amazing, sweet, caring, and epic woman to finally be married too. We actually met in high-school and dated shortly after. We then went our separate ways after a year and reconnected years later and the rest is blissful history. I couldn't be a more lucky man, I'm aware hah. She said thank you for all the kind and sweet comments, she appreciates it so much!
Edit 2: also credit for the photographer! Her insta is @estherrohrphoto
ScammyMcScammer
I zoomed in on her boobs. Sorry not sorry.
Dizastrpiece
Congrats! ?
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
I also choose this man's wife.
WarlocknLoad
Pmmeyourink
I also choose this guy's wife.
BJA007
fractalsphere
LOL perfect
DailyRumpToucher
thatguywhohasnoname
After seeing your wife I understand the user name....
igobeder
Is her name Lagertha?
DailyRumpToucher
Her goal with the whole getup was to look as close to lagertha as possible.
UncleRat
Could she be rented for a family photo you leave on your desk at work, so people think you have someone like her in your life?
DailyRumpToucher
Lol you do you bud
MegaIlluminati
Congratulations . . . . . :)
JoshuaFalken
Tell her strangers on the internet think she's hot. If shes like my wife, it'll mean more from strangers because we 'have to say that'
DailyRumpToucher
Haha, I told her I posted her and it went viral and she was like "Holy smokes!!! Thanks everyone!"
JoshuaFalken
Congrats and wish you two the best that life has to offer ?
myeloman
One upvote just for the user name. Well done!
AutoCorrector
Love how you give her props man. Wish you two the best of luck ❤
DailyRumpToucher
She's my better half, she deserves all the recognition for being the amazing woman that she is.
RoncoFoodDehydrator
My dude, you have, on a professional level, out-swung your clubs. Way to go.
DailyRumpToucher
Soemtimes nice guys don't finish last? To be honest, we're best friends and adore each other so it made it easy.
JoeFormula
How much did you pay this woman to pretend?
DailyRumpToucher
A lifetime a servitude lol
BeerandCats
I too, choose this guys wife
ratfaceddog
You, too, choose this guy’s title.
AwesomeBorderCollies
We all choose this guy’s wife.
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mycull
I like how someone is downvoting the OP on this? Wtf lol
Hismomoness
Rehjee
Dang, he shot you.
Hismomoness
It's probably also the weed I smoked, but this REALLy tickled me.
Rehjee
Nice!! I giggled my fair share, but without the weed. Keep up the giggling, mkay?
OvertleyBadpickuplines
Will the gun violence never end!?
Rehjee
We need to teach people that guns are just a tool, and can't substitute for a penis. ...unless you're brave enough.
s0ng8SpaceDog
I hope to marry a man that is so proud to be with me like you are with your wife. Congrats
DailyRumpToucher
She's amazing woman and deserves all the credit she can get, she's the hardest worker I know.
DailyRumpToucher
And you'll find him one day, you'd be surprised where your future husband could be. We met in high-school weightlifting class hahaha
LeutAldoRaine
Now we know why you like touching rumps daily @OP. Congrats!
MrFixIt112
Boobs!
Bullheadbelly
Cloaks should come back in style
CarlottaVonSprockett
I went to college in Utah and girls were always getting married in cloaks. I secretly loved them, but all my friends mocked them terribly./1
CarlottaVonSprockett
In my heart, I decided if I got married, I’d do a cloak and none of my friends would be invited lol. 2/2
FishstickPizza
If you get married and need stand in friends who fully support cloaks. Hit me up.
CarlottaVonSprockett
Will do. At this point, though, I’m thinking jeans and a t-shirt lol.
CarlottaVonSprockett
I didn’t see this, but @op you look like handsome young Nic Cage! You both look fabulous. Congrats!
CarlottaVonSprockett
Sorry, I mean to say I didn’t see it already commented. I DO see it when I look at your pic. I hope that made sense? Anyway, cheers to you!
DailyRumpToucher
Haha it made sense! Thank you so much!
hnngh
I expect pillaging for anniversaries
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EvilDuckyMomma
Congratulations on your wedding ❤️
MonsoonPoultryHospital
Omg the dress, the braids, the flowers, the backdrop. This is all gorgeous. Congrats on the marriage!
DailyRumpToucher
Thanks a ton! She put in a lot of work, her and all the bridesmaids and I built and made all the decorations!
MonsoonPoultryHospital
It’s beautiful work! And even better because of the effort you put into it. Thank you for sharing.
DailyRumpToucher
Of course!! Thank you!
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
https://youtu.be/2JtkT7oFCYE
DailyRumpToucher
This actually made me laugh quick hard and audibly lol
FeChefImgur
That's what she said !
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Congrats OP lol
Jordan7831
Nice! Is your wife single?
Silverforte
npc comment
DonKeydic
There it is
wurth
OP: "You can have everything but the butt"
DailyRumpToucher
True lol
Rehjee
DailyRumpToucher
Actually yes! Lol
RelartOfGivia
Cuckold?
DailyRumpToucher
Nnnnooooooo hahahaha it was a joke
Jordan7831
Well. That was unexpected
DailyRumpToucher
Twas a joke lol
Donku83
GuapoGuayaba
Polyamory?
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DailyRumpToucher
Definitely not hahahaha was a joke
Joregaurd
OneHandedComent
So she's not dating anybody. Good to kniw
rjohannsen
Haha. Wait what?
mikeyj0316
Maybe he means ‘wife’ is is singular. ‘Wives’ is plural
magphoenix
Man your shoulder must hurt reaching out like that
Juvis
There's only single unit of her
DailyRumpToucher
Lol it was just a joke
mrhpdrake11
You are cruel man. Also, I envy you.
iDrawStuff
We heard you the first time.
mikeyj0316
I don’t get it but hey, you’re drunk on love and rightly so. Enjoy, friend!
DailyRumpToucher
Just being silly
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
Congrats on marrying up.
alwaysthecheesegrater
Men are attracted by looks, women are attracted by everything else.
DailyRumpToucher
Lol thanks!
FritztheChef
Are you guys looking to adopt? I'm 35, no diseases, can cook
littlecoatfatguy
Take it from a guy who's been happily married for years. Act like a man who knows his wife is just *barely* out of his league.
littlecoatfatguy
Like, if you think she's way too good for you, that'll fuck things up eventually. The sweet spot is just enough not to take it for granted.
DailyRumpToucher
We actually dated once before,when we reconnected I'd gained weight, she had lost and she still wanted to get back together, but I feel ya
DailyRumpToucher
I definitely don't take it for granted and I let her know how gorgeous she is everyday
adrianontherocks
I MAY steal her wedding look when it’s my turn, @op.
DailyRumpToucher
She's also an imgurian! If u want some of the tips on how she did it I'll give u her imgur name!
adrianontherocks
Wait did she just recently make a post about sewing her own dress? If so I may have already seen it!
DailyRumpToucher
Sadly no but that would've been epic if she did! She actually got it at David's bridal I believe
adrianontherocks
Well it’s gorgeous! I mostly love that she paired it with a cloak! Looks epic.
DailyRumpToucher
That cloak was a life saver,it was 45 degrees and raining the whole ceremony and her dress was paper thin! So the cloak post ceremony 1/
DailyRumpToucher
Themed and the colors were black gold and maroon. She she definitely achieved her dark spooky vibe
DailyRumpToucher
Was super clutch, she got it anticipating it'd be so cold!!! Plus the goddess/witch look was what she wanted. The whole wedding was skull 2/
eclecticdad08
My wife and I are wedding planners in Northern California. I must say these are stunning photos! Congratulations to the both of you.
DailyRumpToucher
She's young too but most photographers do that orange-y hue, we wanted dark and moody.
DailyRumpToucher
We're not to far from you(central oregon) she planned everything(venue didn't provide any vendors.) The photographer killed it for sure 1/
eclecticdad08
We have a huge variety of photographers and know how hard it is to fit yours tastes. We love theme and quirky weddings. ~~~>
eclecticdad08
Check us out at Ybarraevents.com we don't have big themed wedding yet but hopefully soon! We do have quirky though. I love the alpacas ~~>
eclecticdad08
And fire dancers! We've had Chinese lion dancers from America's got talent. And so many more!