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ColonelCouch
I remember this story back when it wasn't australian
Doctadeth
Strayla public transit system inna minute
trafficstopwind
No one else here is thinking that the author is a pussy? Instead of standing up with the good man, he gave him the finger as they drove away
needleandstrawberries
Logan line?
cacuin
When I worked security I told people we would fight outside. Then just shut the door on them all the time.
HagglingtonBearPig
"I'm pretty sure people hugged"
Serkakker
And that man later grew up to be Albert Einstein.
ValadirPutin
Australians
jpparkenbone
Ah, the origin of "and the whole bus applauded."
Ewanator
I heard it was originally "the whole train applauded" from some sjw made up story
IjustChangedMyNameToProveAPoint
And then everyone stood and clapped.
dinocratic
That's not how tl;dr works.
Frayzer
Wait you're telling me.. The whole bus.. Actually.. Clapped? WHAT
CarmenRedgenal
Dang this was hard to read!
relpmeraggy
Seriously, Wtf is a brogan?
CounterStrikeGlobalOffensive
Aussie trailer trash
arok
I did that but less heroically. My first week of driving I must have cut this guy off without knowing it. Pulls up next to me screaming(1/2)
arok
2/2 about my driving. I said "publix parking lot mutherfucker!" and dropped behind his car then sped off when he turned. I was damn scared.
CuckleyDoRight
tripscausedthis
This was made into an amateur short film called A Bus Knight
KyrosXIII
And Shit-Skull? Albert Einstein.
zappyguy
A mate of mine saved a bus driver by singing. He's the kind of guy who'll randomly burst into song and one day just so happened to time 1/
zappyguy
It just as some kids were abusing the driver. His voice, apparently, captivated them so hard they stopped, listened, forgot what they 2/
zappyguy
Were doing and walked off peacefully. 3/3
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ElectronicSharts
Damn five whole years
VrryBurntpork
Dreaded 5 stars
monodop
And the whole bus clapped
BedBatmanBeyond
That bus's name? Thomas the Tankeinstein.
jetflight
This might be one of the first, if not THE first, "everyone clapped" story, so it has a decent chance of actually being true.
fosser2
And the toaster laughed
Twinklepot
ImHereSoIWontGetFined
And I shot the toaster
pilgore
I really want to believe this all true.
Chickenlicker
I thought I'd skipped a paragraph. I wanted to hear that shitskull got his face remodelled. Dang.
Berethian
Australia. Entirely possible.
WhatExactlyIs
people dont have to comment that on every damn post.
BiliboyJenkins
My dad used to joke about a similar situation, said he told the guy 'step outside, if I'm not there in five minutes start without me'.
SummonerGill
Yeh at the "shut the door" my brain whirred and reminded me of the last time I read it. Shame.
PolarHailStorm
It's actually somewhat disheartening that people don't stand up to shitty behaviour like this more often. It occurs often enough.
notacobra
It sounds Australian, for that reason alone I believe it.
sabbaloko
it's not but tis poetry
downwiththeegg
it's brissy mate, it's truer than a jaegermeister blackout.
NotThatPoshWine
Hahaha jaegermeister blackout
downwiththeegg
aint a laughing matter my friend
SirPoopyButtholeTheFirst
Its not too unbelievable. It had to have happened at least once even if this isn't true it was true then lol.
XanderCorsaj
That's a sound point, man
SilentMajority420
Infinite universes. Infinite possibilities.
LieselSkywalker
It’s true. I was on that bus too.
rainblow123
I actually witnessed this. the bus driver turned out to be Vladimir Putin
ImGladWeHadThisChat
I was that bus. And my name? Albert Einstein.
chicharrone
Was it in a country where people say 'mate' and call each other 'cunts'?
IceDevouringSexTornado
Yup, Brisbane Australia. The 'valley' referred to is Fortitude Valley, which is why I 100% reckon this happened
chicharrone
Ok...so maybe youre the right person to ask...Whats a bogan?
Aquatic02
Think rednecks, but Australian: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogan
PudgyPinkiePie
Aussie slang for like trailer trash