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Acting unbothered about everything
Ryanator50
okay but seriously, who are these kings who brought happiness?
DodderingCommandant97
DiamondLouisXIV
this shit is soo funny Lmfao ????
TwoInTheGUI
When people ask how I am, I say 'excellent', but in the Mortal Kombat announcer voice.
enjoycoke
As a recovering addict and alcoholic I can highly relate to all of these! Fucking great dump!!
youlooklikehalfabuttpuppet
Mordelaine
@youlooklikehalfabuttpuppet
rebelsdeath
@codegeassxoxo
waitingforkaitlyn
#4 That's a star of David.
SexDrugsandSausagerolls
More kings; king of Singapore, burger king, king Kong.
queenelizabeth
Sofa King
acuteavocado7
"my sense of humor is so dark dude" (sense of humor is 'lol im a drunk xD')
ihavenoideahowthisworks
Upvote for the blackadder meme at the end there #classic
Yourimaginarygoblin
MaximumVagueness
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ISpeakTheTrueTrue
ChazzK
I think it's both sad and hysterical that Florida releases so much concentrated crazy, that you can't tell what's real or jokes any more.
zifnabthewizard
fun fact about that: Florida is the only state with media laws that allow the release of ALL arrest reports, they're crazy is just public
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
I didn't know. Now just need to confirm. Thanks for the info.
AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle
I volunteer to be the Dark Pumpkin Spice Lord.
restos
l524k
#34 nice, it’s onlyafro
MaximumVagueness
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QuickLava
#25 Classy watermark.
FattyMcGirthy
#4 now make a porno with 3 dudes in the middle
JerekoKosta
#4 Is this why a coven needs at least 3 witches?
chefrk
Doesn't form a pentagram, 6 points is star of David right, I switching to Judaism!
papazulu1186
Nice
SirRogers
#11 - Kevin Spacey's entire defense
welcomestranger
If I was dying in a car crash I would want to be talking to my daughter. Maybe it's selfish of me.
KingCornish
#10 - There is a bear in the background and a dog in the window of the car. “Mom, can I have some friends over?”
Mordelaine
Makes sense, only friends I need are animals
CumsInPies
I think that's a reflection of the first bear
likehelly
i think that's just a reflection on the car window
GioGraphix
Nice dump... especially enjoyed the amount of alcoholic memes. They will keep me focused while I'm destroying my liver with dark rum.
DubiousPotato
Dark rum. Cheers
Byrd3790
If you haven't tried Blackwell I recommend it.
GioGraphix
That's now on my list. Thanks!
TheDudeSkywalker
I see you are a man of culture as well
Mordelaine
Check my other points, they’re focused on alcoholism
GioGraphix
Oh yes. Nice too.
Mordelaine
Posts* had some alcohol myself..
ShartistFormerlyKnownAsSPCR
Alcoholics UNITE!
ThoseWereTheDroidsYouWereLookingFor
Which brand @GioGraphix? I too enjoy a dark rum from time to time...
GioGraphix
@ThoseWereTheDroidsYouWereLookingFor Kraken is my go-to.
ThoseWereTheDroidsYouWereLookingFor
If you’ve never tried it, you should try track down a bottle of Diplomatico
GioGraphix
I'll have to check that out.
AliBarber
It's a puppy. A puppy.
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
Had a litter with a puppy who had dwarfism, never got larger than half its sibling's size.
DigitalChessLessons
SirSage
Wow that giant puppy has dwarfism. Still adorable
steviedrawsdinos
I came here to say this.. How dumb do you have to be to forget that puppies exist?
Squanto229
Bro I’m high and even I knew that wasn’t a dwarfed Shepherd
Loveshanks
It might be a GS/corgi cross. They do sometimes just look like mini versions of the non-corgi breed.
AliBarber
If it was, it would have tiny legs. It doesn't, it's a puppy.
GrouchyOscar
https://www.vice.com/amp/en_au/article/exmmen/tiger-is-a-three-year-old-german-shepherd-with-dwarfism
AliBarber
Well fuck. You totally proved me wrong and deserve all the upvotes and credit with that