aerial melee

Oct 9, 2023 2:42 AM

ranoutofpoptarts

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Coming in Hot… air balloon

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ive got 99 problems and they all air balloons

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that's gonna be a lot of paperwork with the FAA...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That one lady, chill: “alright“ is my type of sarcasm :)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Y'all just sitting there like that basket doesn't weigh 200lbs coming at your face

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I thought it was fake for a second.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Run/wakt to the side! I felt like watching an old action movie when someone is trying to run from a car or plane, and they move in the same direction as said vehicle.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When will Gruncle Stan learn? At least it wasn't on fire this time...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What the Letter H!?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A hot air balloon ride was one of the best gifts I ever received. 5am for sunrise. Magical.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What a basket case...

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

BALLOON'D!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is that a Teen Girl Squad reference?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure is!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who says balloons aren't an effective weapon of war?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hi sokka

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kirov, is that you?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the balloon went pretty fast. I can imagine the wind was too strong so the pilot decided to land and because of the speed he couldn't see what was over the side of the hill... not expecting it to be filled while already descending fast.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I've landed in this empty field many times.... Oh shit a festival!"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, when you gotta land, you gotta land. My grandparents had to land in a cornfield because the wind was picking up and they had to get down fast.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was not ideal, and the pilot paid for the ruined corn, but better than whatever could have happened.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to live in a top-floor apartment in Ottawa, where there's an annual Hot Air Balloon festival, and I almost had one crash through my bedroom window. He managed to gain enough height to clear my building, but I could see the whites of the dude's eyes, I'm pretty sure we both shat ourselves

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Bowling for Boomers.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

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“I’m a balloon, I’m a balloon, suck my diiiick, I’m a balloon!”

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

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So graceful!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Some of them had so little self awareness, they just stood there and watched it.

2 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 3

I’ve never seen people move so slow with such a danger approaching.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mouth breathers I call em...

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

look at the age though , a lot of them looked like they are closer to 100 than 90

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love it! Every yr it's something.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Not freaky fast enough.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is a less than optimal situation.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oooooooh, someone's having a very bad day.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think, they only suffered minor injuries, but yeah that's probably not good for the balloon.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Franco-Prussian War ended rather abruptly when Napoleon III's balloon to observe the battle blew over the Prussian lines and the Emperor was subsequently captured.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Can I ask where you read that? My understanding is that Napoléon III's position at Sedan was encircled on 2nd September, Napoléon hoisted a surrender flag from his headquarters (the old fortress), and surrendered in person to Moltke and Bismarck. Not that he was captured because of a balloon. The war continued after his capture with the Siege of Paris. The French did fly balloons during the siege, but very few were captured.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I learned this is primary school. ... Have I stumbled into an alternate reality? I remember being tested on this.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perhaps another entry for the "Mandela Effect"? Napoléon III was a captive after the Battle of Sedan, and the French did use balloons during the subsequent Siege of Paris, but whomsoever taught you this maybe mixed the two?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Additionally, there is a story of a Union General in the American Civil War whose balloon did blow over enemy lines and almost got captured, before piloting it back over friendly territory. I dunno.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amazing how these people simply failed to react.

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

gotta get those tiktok views

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't the hot air balloon have like a horn or something?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My ex-girlfriend once told me her greatest fantasy was to have sex in a hot air balloon. My greatest regret in life is that I never got my hot air balloon pilot license, took her up, bent her over, and pushed that bitch out of the basket. She emptied my emergency savings the day after I got laid off during the Great Recession and took off leaving me briefly homeless....it would've been permanent if family on the other side of U.S. didn't take me in.

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what did they grab ?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think they grabbed anything, looks to me like they half fell out and the pilot pulled them back in.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a sandwich

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

A hat? IDK. I'm curious about this too. It's at the -0:11 mark and almost happens out of frame.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i can hear one of them go " GRAB IT ! "

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel bad but I just laughed my balls off.

2 years ago | Likes 275 Dislikes 1

Laughed so hard your balls were wet... Eyeballs

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You just detached your balls! Of course you feel bad!

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Same. Someone needs to put the Leroy Jenkins thing over it.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Okay, So we're up against multiple picnicers here. Some of them have lawnchairs. Can we get some stats on that? I'd say we have about a 33% chance here. O'Kay, we've faced worse. MMMHMMM! LETS DO THIS! MMMM LEEEROY HMM JENKINS!!!! Holy Shit, did he just fly a Hot Air Balloon in there?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Best horror movie ever, Balloon! Murder From Aove

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*above

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My mom had a wicker basket with dried flowers in it. I accidentally caught it on fire when lit a sparkler off the stove in the kitchen and walked past the basket on my way outside. Saw smoke pouring out of the house and open the door to see what's going on and the wall is engulfed in fire. I grabbed the garden hose, turned it on and put the fire out. I got my butt spanked for that. Actually didn't do that much damage. I was home alone when it happened.

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

“WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY!”

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A friend of mine just did a hot air balloon ride and your post is pretty accurate. They had no idea where they were going to go or where or when they were going to land. The hot air balloon company in my town have agreements with various land owners to use their land as a landing spot to account for this unpredictability. A van also follows them around on the ground to get everyone back to the original meeting point and to relay information to the guy "driving" the balloon.

2 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

The way it was always relayed to me was that you don't land a balloon. You crash. It was pretty huge around where I grew up, and everybody I talked to about it just talked about how they just splat the basket down and how every landing is, well, exactly what the dude in the gif did. Granted this was all being told to child me, by adults who might have been exaggerating. Or maybe they were bad at hot air balloons? Honestly, it all just feels like there had to be a better way of landing.

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I feel that, if an excess of forethought and good judgement was involved, they wouldn’t be flying a balloon with a blowtorch in a wicker basket. I’m just saying.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Come'on man. It's the best flying technology the 1700's had to offer! What else do you want?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My idea would be an anchor-spear with barbs and a rope. You could then still have tension and pull yourself to the ground

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Harpoon gun! Great idea!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This could never go wrong. It's foolproof.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Venison tastes amazing.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Amazing venison how sweet the taste that saved a wretch like me . .

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh dear

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So a deer comes into a bar

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Poor thing

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I am sure it broke all its legs

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, it didn't have to go in... if this was a human we'd all be calling them a moron. Does the deer get a pass because it's not sentient? If so, I would like to volunteer to be not sentient anymore...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*sapient. Deer are definitely sentient.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Considering the way they manage to get hit by cars so often I think sentience is even a stretch.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely? That's bold. Sentientinece / ie feeling is a bold claim for a deer, even. There's a difference between instinctual behavior that we associate with "feeling", but it doesn't mean that they're capable of more than basic reaction to cause and effect. Now... if we want to talk about dolphins, ravens or octopuses then that might change the consideration for Sentience.

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