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May 24, 2025 8:01 PM
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MrRandom314159
It's not my fault and if it is, it's not a big deal, and if it is, it'll pass soon, and if it won't, you can't fucking stop me.
Rips4w
Did that gross motherfucker really say, "retarded Democrat"?
hotaru251
no no...Biden still had us w/o this lvl of inflation & didnt escalate a tradewar w/ the entire world....including ending the longest friendship in the world...Canada and USA....That was all trumps doing which made the USD fall in value as a global currency and thus downgraded nations credit rating.
ChelVanin
Trump: The economy is great! And it’s Biden’s fault!
orp0piru
Biden derangement syndrome
Adamekora
Dozing Don is an idiot
YeastInfectedWhiskerBiscuit
This stain is supposed to be the president of the United States. Is out here calling other people re***ds. Now, I'm far from an educated, eloquent, and well rounded individual. I have MANY shortcomings and many flaws. I don't spell well, I don't do numbers well. I'm often cranky and can't stand all this new age crap kids are into these days. But for all my flaws. I have 100x more honesty, sincerity, intelligence, compassion, and professionalism than Donald Dickless will ever have.
LogicalLimes
lol It was downgraded from AAA to… wait for it… AA1. (Or the equivalent of AA from S&P or Fitch). Their whole scale has over 20 different ratings. Beneath AA1 is AA2, AA3, then A1, A2, and A3. Then you get to the B’s. lol
The whole scale just reminds me of how over-engineered everything is. Reminds me of my former corporate life, where I asked my manager to rank her priorities into a Top Ten list, and after we had ten, suddenly she started adding 1A,1B to the list. 😂
Anyway, also, fuck Trump.
KingKrabvoldIV
Fake tweets get auto down votes. Be better.
djangojazz
He's now talking about himself in the third person. Always a great sign...
PantsAreForTheWeek
My god I hate that man.
What an absolute fuck-head.
mjperk
Did he literally tweet the word retarded?
MoveAlongNothingtoSeeHere
So which is it? A downgrade due to Biden? Or that the guy who downgraded the rating is a retarded Democrat?
MarkRavingMad
Funny how all these things that are "Bidens fault" never happened when Biden was actually president.
DeadWhiteMale
I don't know if Trump actually posted that, but he did say a couple weeks ago that Federal Reserve chief Jerome Powell "is a fool who doesn't have a clue".
Bowtie8bit
And they believe him!!! That's even worse!
psuedon
trump's credit rating is worse
devasto
I can't tell if that's a real post by him or not
wadatahmydamie
It’s not. He doesn’t know how to write, much less write in third person
EroticZombiePants
Moody's lowered the USA's credit rating from "Aaa" to "Aa1", whatever the hell that means.
TNSCLuotaMEa4fVN
Then why was it done AFTER Rump took over? Moody's changes credit ratings when stupid decisions make loaning money to the stupid one a risky bet.
SavageDrums
Nice, classy use of the R word.
If you use that word, this is your peer.
Clearairturbulence42
Is that an actual tweet?
fewaremany
No, it is not.
Clearairturbulence42
Yeah, my bad. Is it just the lack of ALL CAPS that means it's not genuine?
questoobligato
Trump is displaying serious SDL (shriveled dick lethargy) in that photo.
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
Hes literally going to blame a man who didnt even run, and has cancer. Wow big strong Republican energy here.
dcostanza1
Brought to you by the part of personal responsibility. Facepalm
whatsisname
If only, if Biden hadn't run there'd probably be a Democrat in the White House right now
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
If biden actually ran the entire race maybe he would have won. Polls aren't always accurate. Im aware he was unpopular. But who knows. It never happened in this universe. I cant help but feel like there was still some shady stuff that happened in the vote counting.
Multipew
Polls aren't always accurate, but Biden was polled to lose by 42 states when he made the decision to run. They're not *that* inaccurate.
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
And yet kamala did so well? And she was polling high. They said Hilary would win. Claimed obama would lose. Im not sure how the polls are the best indicator i personally would never answer a poll so ppl like me aren't included. Im just saying. Maybe if his own party supported him instead of sow doubt he would have destroyed trump again. It never happened. So your guess is as plausible as mine.
akafluffy
The time he ran where he won? That's the only time he ran, so you must be talking about that one, or daft.
Multipew
Wow I sure am glad I hallucinated that embarrassing debate performance that collapsed his already doomed campaign.
Thanks for not being a bad-faith shitlib about it.
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Not the point at all, but Biden very much ran for a second term. There was a whole crisis around it
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
Ok
akafluffy
He didn't Kamala ran, and you're an idiot.
whatsisname
Do you have the memory of a goldfish? He ran up until the middle of July. There was no real primary because he was the incumbent.
akafluffy
You don't know how the DNC and RNC work, do you?
marsilies
To be fair, Biden WAS running for a second term, for a good long while. But it's typical for Trump to take all of the praise, and non of the responsibility. He literally said "I think the good parts are the Trump economy and the bad parts are the Biden economy." https://www.axios.com/2025/05/04/trump-economy-biden
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
Dude still is blaming obama. Its pretty pathetic.
SaturnineCult
Watched r/conservative a bit and holy moly they really are addicted to Biden and can't stop talking about him like he was still president.
TsubakiTragic
au contraire. I make a point of reading Fox News daily, not for the articles but for the comments sections from 'average' readers. Couple of years ago it was all "USA USA, right is might, trump is god" stuff upvoted by everyone with a keyboard; there was hardly a 'left' comment in sight that didn't get pounced on and downvoted to hell. Now, I see a change. Non-far-right comments are more frequent, points of view are getting across. Still a cesspit tho.
AreYouABadPerson
Even when these stupid fucks win they're still absolutely miserable. And, yes, they spend FAR more time thinking about the shit they hate or want to blame things on than even the people targeted do. Republicans think about girl dick and gay sex more than any trans or trans person ever does or will.
schrodingerscatfood
And not one journalist asks the obvious questions.
AeonQuasars
EroticZombiePants
The journalists still allowed there have been extensively screened, and the instant any ask an "unapproved question", they won't be allowed to return.
MothMonsterMan
Yeah because they aren't allowed in the wh anymore
Targe0
And the ones who are allowed in the building, are the ones who actually buy into his bullshit.
odinragnarok
is this satire?
DarkJaeger
Probably not.
sneakypoo
At this point, is there even a difference?
just4thelolz
I'd check, but Truth Social is acting weird for me. Can't even scroll down.
WhatisBug
You're braver than I am. I refuse to give traffic
odinragnarok
You use that shit?
just4thelolz
To check if a post here is satire or not, yes. Sometimes. Like three of four times total.
ViolentlyJaded
I mean, I'm glad someone will go into those dark waters, but jeez, we don't deserve you
SploogeMcDuck316
we're living in a satire
SmergBlaerghl
There'll be dancing in the streets all over the world when he finally keels over.
Fargus57
I hope they bury him in a septic tank field, because it's going to be the most pissed on grave in human history.
super3dcow
If they don't make it a crime before then
derekjohn
I'm afraid the rest of the World will not party until after they see who replaces him, there is a real possibility they could be worse.
RevengeIsIceCream
I'm planning on buying a big bottle of champagne. And I don't touch alcohol.
RestlessVagabond
The line to piss on his grave at whatever shoddy golf course he has himself buried at will be loooooooong.
L3NTON
There was dancing the world over when he lost a second term in 2020. But somehow between 2016-2020-2024 there is still a sizeable majority that don't seem to care about voting at all, despite the critical nature of where their country is at.
VictoryTaco
BranDohCalrissian
I think we should have an unofficial theme day when that happens. Where we all show the ways we're celebrating his death 😁
KuriyamaSoManyNumbers
The wrong guy got cancer :(
doctorId
shitheadtookmyname
Going to fly my plane over his grave and dump a whole load of piss
CanisMaximus
I just want him dead.
BeaverHomework
But not assassinated. That's the worst scenario
CanisMaximus
Agreed. He would become a martyr. I have a vague fear that one or more of the psychopaths (billionaires) in MAGA might see his deterioration as no longer sustainable and pull another "Butler County Rally," only this time for real. To save "the movement" from its own god. At some point, he becomes more valuable to them gone. Vance would be easier to control.
TsubakiTragic
There will be greater dancing if he keels over b4 he's supposed to keel over.
SmergBlaerghl
That would risk making him a martyr, though. Plus, that doughy burger fiend is pushing eighty, it's gotta be his turn soon anyway.
AmZero85
I always have a bottle of champagne on standby.
Hukkie
Not sure it will be better if JD Vance gets to step up, but I suppose we can hope it is not as much of a disaster.
MapleSyrupMafia
JD Vance is not liked by a lot of people, it would most likely turn into a shitshow for the GQP.
manthraxx
I can smell his gravestone... They'll probably have to bury him in an undisclosed location
mrsidog1
Here's hoping any day now!!!
Solkin
Im going to get all my stoner friends together and we will put cheech and chong to shame with the party, pre-rolls, bong, gummies, vape pens, and all the snacks... the snacks will cost as much as the greenery by the time he dies but we will party
perlninja
I will make an exception to my rule of not visiting the USA just so I can go and piss on his grave.
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
I’ve bought my party hat. It’s just sitting here collecting dust.
FoamingToad
I will be downing tools at work immediately and going down the pub, same way I did when Thatcher kicked the bucket.
xETM
I haven't figured out to fly my flag at mast-and-half yet
Targe0
Half-mast to be respectful. The fire works in the background are for the gloating and celebrating. That way, no one can say you weren't respectful.
lapus
I bought my shoes, I smile knowing someday I will wear them.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
A case of nonalcoholic champagne awaits in my basement for his obituary.
Volimar
There will be block parties.
JinxRocks
I started it as a joke during his first term to save up for a "Dipshit Donald is Dead" Party. Now, its not a joke. Just a litle shy of $10K for the biggest damn pizza party ever....
andwings2go
I was always planning on buying rounds for the house at some bar near me, but have since realized that’ll be dangerous in a red state.
TheVampireDante
You'd just have to yell "To donald for doing the right thing!" They won't get it...
andwings2go
I really hope it happens soon. There’s no way mascara man can rally the cult.
Jordan7831
That’s a crazy amount. Would you consider gifting some to the pizza angels?
JinxRocks
That’s a big part of the plan.
RandomInternetAsshole
You are a good person :)
Jordan7831
You rock!!!!
karlfrack
I have a bottle of '66 Dom ready to go. It can't happen soon enough.
SmergBlaerghl
Don Perish-now
DrHenryJones
The family had better hope his grave site is never revealed to the public as it will result in a never-ending line-up of people ready to take a big steamy piss on it.
AmZero85
"Babe, wake up, new gender-neutral restroom just dropped."