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Jan 1, 2018 5:27 PM
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nutsacrilegious
Plot twist: she's dating that girl's brother.
Seethreepeeoh
Offside
Iamhereforyourviewingpleasure
And the soccer ball clapped..
confirmsthings
And that ref? Was Albert Einstein.
Badsequence
stonebrood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tooJkToUgmY
magila
https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-05-2016/Nq7v4s.gif
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
No, no you didn't
Andyatlast
This is already on the front page with a top comment of "and the soccer ball clapped".
Pangs
That's funny. I'm going to make that comment here.
DisplacedAnger
peterKittenTraveler
MundaneFinality
Thats a rather long, specific sentance to overhear from the crowd and remember so clearly.
JenniTills
I bet he didn't really faint.
TsundereSniper
csullivan
zdriver7
PainItForward
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
Real question is why I grown man was at a highschool girl soccer game
blackbenetavo
Heard that from the stands did you?
ffilm
The punch line? No girl who plays soccer has a "boyfriend."
TheDiaryOfKimJongUn
Of all the things that never happened, the never happened the absolute most.
Meqad
Going for your opponent's bf in the smack-talk is pretty standard in girl sports. At least in my experience
MechaNinja
That ref's name? Richard Gere.
JaTheRed
Nickelbackfat
The rest of the footage from this game is pretty unreal. From 6ish years ago.
VodkaReindeer
There it is.
wuzzyvear
tanjuakio
I love this gif, but where is it from?
MechaNinja
Looks like Survivor, offhand.
STINKPICKEL
One of the times this gif is perfect, lol
AndrewPChapman
I read this from the thumbnail. I thought it ended “I farted”.
VoxOfVoice
but you cant read it in the thumbnail the last part is cut out
AndrewPChapman
Really?
TheEquestrianJimmy
That girl? Albert Einstein
SnackOverflowError
Can someone explain this meme?
MechaNinja
Well you see, it never happened.
Crumply
And that Albert Einstein's name? Elon Musk
ZombieZooZombieZoo
And that Elon Musk's name? Ol Musky
whatevsies
Litterally noone calls him that.
ImanerdDontjudgeme
MightyNerdyCrafty
That picture...Is altered.
MechaNinja
.... how can you tell?
northwestroots
...and then all clapped.
CptRobotNinja
The whole bus?
TheVakarian
And Obama was there.
Crumply
and also Jane Fonda was there
modicumjones
Though gods they were
MechaNinja
If you downvote this comment, you are a phillistine.
Slarti54
Strange reason to faint.
blckhm
*Pidgey fainted.*
FuckPuddles
He was the boyfriend
walkingtallmachinegunman
Based on comedies from the 80s and 90s I thought fainting from suprised was going to be alot more common in life
walkingtallmachinegunman
*suprise
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
literally
DickDastardly404
I'm sure that was hyperbole
Flyndaran
Not when it makes no sense. Saying, "that punch felt like a gunshot" is hyperbole. Concluding a story with, "I exploded" makes no sense.
DickDastardly404
That is a simile, not hyperbole. And it does make sense. Hyperbole is exaggeration for effect, specifically non-literal.
Flyndaran
I did not call it a metaphor. Hyperbole is exaggeration so it would include similes.
DickDastardly404
HYPERBOLE - Noun - Exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.
qyron
Men exchange blows to the body, girls exchange blows to the mind, so it seems. Damn.
ImanerdDontjudgeme
Men and women exchange blow to the crotch.
yesyoucancancan
Men's sports is full of sledging.
Reiizm
Men can exchange blows to the mind. Punch them in the head.
qyron
Hit the head the wrong way and you'll break your fingers.
AgamemnonsMemes
Like sledging isn't a think in male sports?
misterschwifty
Dudes say shit like that all the time. It’s almost like...holy shit are men and women like both members of the same species?
FreeHealthCare
Her boyfriend exchanged a blow to the body for a blow to the mind
Slayer989
Why do you think girls hate each other for life
westo48
Phrasing
jadespider
BULLSHIT. Girls rip out each other's piercings and pull hair and gouge eyes out.
ShootYourGooMyDude
Have you seen them fight? GIrls are downright vicious. Soccer games, guys are taking dives while girls are yanking hair and scratching faces
ItWasLikeThatWhenIGotHere
...and those pointy, pointy elbows...
qyron
I knew an indoor soccer female player. She came home more bruised from games than I from free sparring practice. In full contact.
MikeG1218
My buddy started coaching his daughter's soccer team when she was 8 or so. He never played, so he used a book to learn the basics. 1/
MikeG1218
2/ first game, his team got steamrolled by the other team, who played like it was roller derby. Daid he never saw anything like it.
MikeG1218
3/ the girls on the other team used every dirty trick in the book: hair pulling, tripping, shiving from behind, etc. The ither teams coach
MikeG1218
4/ the other coach would high five her player's when they got away with it.
drdancake
Shiving? Christ!
pollypocketfullofposies
It's all about the subliminal and perceived with the ladies. It's exhausting.
ptenopus
Which is why we will never understand them.
AnonOmis1000
Which is weird because us guys are pretty oblivious
airandfingers
qyron
There was an unwritten rule in the likes of "I don't hit your jewels, you don't hit mine." Worked. Women ignored it constant & blatantly.
qyron
Strangely enough, when I practiced kick boxing, it was safer to practice between men. Women tended to hit below the belt. A lot.
nigglemaster
Strangely or kinky?
qyron
Do you enjoy being kneed on the groin? If so, that's kinky. I don't, that's troublesome.
MisterDildy
Kinkely strange?
qyron