WeirdAlisMySpiritUserName
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Apr 28, 2021 4:31 AM
WeirdAlisMySpiritUserName
117662
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DeKetsendeRechter
HAHA SEX
gigi1993
Was going to comment they sounded like dad jokes until 5 cents.
agamemnonrichards
I’m impressed she has this good of a relationship with her parents!! Go mom and dad!!!
thesameasyours
TallLightnHandsome
Glad she went to Havard to get those jokes. WORTH EVERY PENNY!!!
Hellbat666
See, we should have never gotten rid of pennis. They serve more of a purpose then we realize
vikafx808
Cackle Cacke
oopski3
You know you’ve reached adulthood when you can use words you would’ve got in big trouble for as a kid
?1
TheMaskedRaven
I know what this is without having to unmute, I love it. It's beautiful.
TwitchyEyebrow
I hear puppy tippy taps.
Addictedtocheese
This is high quality entertainment. Its why the internet exists. Huzzah to you, huzzah!
gavr1loo
Huzzzah!
thaGh0stD0g36
That family is so dope- love the bashful look she gives the camera- cant even say pussy
Cebrail
That was amazing! :D
GermanBeer69
I love the tiptaps from the doggo in the background. He wants to be part of it too!
SickOfThisCessPool
Oh my gosh!
i0nlyUseFuturamaGIFS
chetnixandflill
Canada got rid of its pennies but we still have beavers.
chimpo64
Harvard pays off!
in70x
Well not for five cents it doesn’t....
TwoBitGreaser
She did snatch them away.
HotSpoon
Thought the “snake” one was the end with her viping then away.
sardonislamir
So there was snatch?
philstrum
How bout five bucks?
GrimFinn
I'm gonna need about 350
philstrum
Tree fiddy!?!?
ChelVanin
So you’re saying there’s a price...
DonalDangerMaher
There's always a price.
ministryofpeace
Now it's just down to negotiation
Gg333gg333gg331
Dad got Dadded! Well played
CCboi
Girl: "Do you smell anything?" [Someone mumbles something behind camera] Man: "No." Girl: "Well you should, its a scent (cent)" /1
CCboi
[Both laugh, girl adds a penny] Girl: "Do you see any fruit?" Man: "No." Girl: "You should it's a pair" [adds another penny] /2
CCboi
Girl: "Do you see any snakes?" Man: "No." Girl: "You should, theres three Copperheads" [Adds penny] Girl: "Do you /3
CCboi
see any cars?" Man: "No." Girl: "You should, there's four Lincolns" [Adds penny] Girl: "Uhm, do you see any pussy?" /4
CCboi
[Girl stifles laugh, fails. Man laughs.] Man: "No." Girl: "Not for five cents you dont!" [All laugh] [END]
WeylandYutaniCorp
AnIncredibleSource
When you wake up from anesthesia and the doctor is lurking
bigdog838
ChelVanin
“I showed you my pennies, plz respond.”
ZombeyHepburn
Please know I want to upvote you but it’s at 69.
machmach
I PAID FOR YOUR HAVARD EDUCATION FOR THIS????
LespritDeLescalier22
ITS WORTH EVERY PENNY... AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MyRespectableAlterEgo
This is the secret, esoteric Ivy League knowledge that they don’t want us to know. It’s how you get into the Bilderberg conference.
squindiggly
And yet we all just got it for free!!!!
MyRespectableAlterEgo
RIP this poor girl - sharing that information with the world will cost her dearly... but it was the right thing to do, dammit!
ramram70
Is she referring to value of a pussy or the length of a penis (five centimeters)?
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
Value. Not length. Five cents, not centimetres. Especially as this is from the US, where metric is....I wanna say illegal?
Ironbunny
inches are defined by metric. 25.4mm/inch exactly
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
It is *now*, but not historically. Which, one would imagine, is part of the reason the definition by metric uses such a daft number.
Ironbunny
Well, it's older than metric so obviously, but it has been defined by metric since 1866 in the U.S.A.
mrgti1983
How many pennies will it take????????
MaadMaanMaatt
6
armaxx
For her dad? I'm hoping a lot.
HonestCommentFarmer
*Empties pockets. Pennies roll onto the floor as my hands overrun with pennies.*
JohnEburt
To pay for Harvard?
ComcastLover
Depends on quality
XA10
At least 6!
SCHRAMB0
Ask Paige.
3141592pancake
>5¢
WeirdAlisMySpiritUserName
350 pennies.
swifter66
*about
proracing53
Biigs
somedudeinatree
God damn lockness monster!
SilverHornet
*Loch Ness. Loch just means lake.
HandoB4Javert
This is what a Harvard education gets you...
cljp
Seems worth it
HandoB4Javert
Definitely.
DontFilmVerticallyAsshole
I'm no native, don't get what she says in the end, someone help
JahSureYouBetcha
Do you see any pussy? Not for five cents!
letsmakebaddecisionsabroad
“Do you see any pussy?” “No” “Not for 5 cents you don’t” ;)
ChelseaBun28
Pussy is slang for vagina
Crispy4Skin
ChelseaBun28
They asked for help understanding, what’s your problem?
bigdog838
ChelseaBun28
They asked for help understanding, what’s your problem?
bigdog838
Raydeeo
Bold to say that to your dad
Scuzzellbutt
I would totally tell this joke to my dad. He's perverted. But not in THAT way. He would be disturbed, but rolling..
Mengmoshu
I love the pause while everyone collects themselves after "pussy".
dekket
Well, she has to pay for Harvard somehow right?..
RanchoCucamonga
What are you doing step pennies?
Brickham
Oh no, I've dropped my pennies stepdad.
PwnageHobo
That's fine. There are a bunch of pennies that fell out of my jeans pocket in the drier. Just make sure you reach ALL the way back in there.
NinetiesBoomer
No worries, stepbro can help out
pareidoliaperson
He'll give his pennies to you.