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Sep 22, 2016 11:19 AM
Toefinger
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moreyrad
Brainy birds are always naughty~
NutshellBRTD
And some men dont
ComaAlpha
Dairyfiend
Fatboy333
Hell yes...
robertloblawlessthethird
Yeah I love em dirty. Stinky smelly, hairy.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
mustang2733
To this day I have not found the source of this magnificent artist...
Marikhen
I like my women like I like myself. In my bed and watching porn by 4am.
TJMcCheese
HelaSisterOfThor
+1 for Gunther
GasBandit
Ok, but can we talk about putting Velma's head on a supermodel's body and calling her "curvy?"
slutzinger
Dirty smart and cheeky
SemperCallide
In what universe is this considered curvy?
sikki
Oh shit, it's like I'm on Facebook.
Toefinger
You must make this comment a lot
SemperCallide
In what universe is this considered curvy?
DroppinBombsOnYourMoms
Thick with they mind right
MarbledNightmare
Guilty
IDoPictureStuff
Jinkies
thyfartismurder
Some men just like'em some velma
OliverKlosof
Velma a tits aren't that big...
PMmeyourboibutts
looks like doxy drew that
JPicasso
Is this just a pic, or part of a glorious animation? You know, for science.
Cliffman
The girls like that I find are eithe in long-term relationships or smart enough to stay away from a loser like me. Yay life! :D \o/
Joshua221b
And... no, actually that about covers it.
Chillyton
Man I sure do love facebook
DustinODaffer
facebook is leaking again
cirnonine
Pick two.
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
DIRTY NERDY AND CURVY
SirSage
Tryin' catch me curvy dirty. Tryin' catch me curvy dirty.
disruptard
no
SirSage
Aww.. no ridin dirty fans? Damn..
Writingthiswhileonthwtoilet
The 3 dwarves that Disney left out....
ChefThranduil
Yeah I have that shirt too!
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
I had that shirt. Apparently land whales thought I had a Ahab complex
TygrF
Apparently not 'Nerdy" enough to know the difference between a sine wave and a parabola...
ThattBiggie
Two in the Jinkies, one in the Stinky
Sanchez137
I can't get over that missing comma.
highinthehills
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
Jameski07
Comma not required following "and".
smittykane
I saw the strippers, Hitler, and Stalin. I saw the strippers, Hitler and Stalin. Oxford commas are necessary for "and" sometimes.
TheWorstPirateYouveEverHeardOf
They aren't necessary. Some people just prefer Oxford commas. The image above is gramatically correct.
smittykane
They're necessary depending on what meaning you're trying to convey with your sentence structure. As evidenced above.
ljnumber8
Or in this case: imaginary
fadecomic
Well to be fair, we all have as much chance with Velma as we do with the other women posted here.
GarikFaceLoran
I'll take what I can get.
TheIrishMike
Starfis
To the dreamatorium!
REDFAPPER
Just like my girlfriend
Bob64
Rebelminion
It's a representative archetype.
Astrosimian
I still get shot down.
ImDyslexicSoWhat
Fucking burn
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
Imaginary women don't call the cops when I rape them.
summitshow
Wohooo there Dick..
walkerswolverines
Username checks out
BaselessRumors
UndulatingTerrain
Neither does your filthy sock you call 'Stanley'.
deltajesus
http://memes.ucoz.com/_nw/17/30398916.jpg
phoebear12345
I like to think I'm all 3. Perhaps a little too curvy for some, but curvy none the less
friedbun
Nothing a little bit of ambition can't fix if you feel like it's too much yourself (trying to use my flexible sched. to go swim 1-2 weekly)
SirAndrewMaxwellDwyer
At least imaginary women don't talk back.
SirAndrewMaxwellDwyer
I knew this comment wouldn't be well received, too many butthurts with no sense of humor.
TygrF
I have never given an imaginary woman two black eyes.
JimBexleySpeedisaliveandwellontheshoresofFiji
Imaginary women are the best women though
ravnicrasol
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Ruby_Sparks_poster.jpg
PyritePendulum
I would imagine so.
7snowmen
...for imaginary sex.
adamantos
https://hostr.co/file/8W7HTrK/remiq.net_18744.jpg
mustang2733
Oh god yas