When you ask for a joke inside the box

Jan 24, 2017 6:10 AM

godofo

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And they deliver

Gaaaad, I'd love to stuff my face with that glorious pinnacle of gastronomic excellence right now.. "Get in me belly!" -Fat Bastard

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Circle of Dough

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like a disappointment

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a very large hole for ya dick.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, Domino's marketing team!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

savage.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's actually really clever

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what the hell that pizza looks so fucking good

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This pizza is amazing. It's like a party in my mouth, and everybody's painful and mean.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Savage

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Medium hand-tossed pizza with extra cheese and bacon!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hilarious!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Domino's looks better than I remember...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't care for Dominos for a long time but they have really upped their game and we order from them whenever we get pizza now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

That's a decent loop.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

gnam

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, that is a good pizza!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. ok I get it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I first saw this I thought that circle was the circular window with the velociraptor peering into it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit that's the best one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too am lost. What's going on in this picture?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The title is "When you ask them to write a joke". The joke is the person looking in the mirror. It's an insulting joke.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for taking the time to explained to the joke challenged.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup, I'm pretty lost on this one.

9 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 7

That pizza looks so good

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Doesnt it....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok, I confess. I don't get it at all and I'd appreciate an explanation.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a mirror. They are calling OP a joke.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Lol, didn't distinguish that^^ thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that is gold

9 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 3

Actually, I think it's cardboard with aluminum foil adhered to it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No this is patrick

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it is aluminium.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?!" - Palpatine

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was pizza.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well it is golden brown.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, I'm pretty sure that's plastic.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

i thought box was cardboard

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably cardboard with an aluminum or tin coating on it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no this is the internet.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

NO THIS IS PATRICK

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

tip your servers, bartenders, and delivery folk!

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 5

Clapping works too...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just the tip

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a Brit, or, no

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You still need to tip your driver's in the UK wtf. Don't be fucking cheap.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

Everywhere else in the world they don't tip because servers and drivers are paid a living wage.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I sometimes give them the change because it's cold and nobody wants to stand at the door counting coins

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's pretty acceptable, IMO.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn bro you got served twice.

9 years ago | Likes 2293 Dislikes 5

ZIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I see what you did there

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know, dominos has actually became some delicious "chain" pizza. Still nothing compared to the local places, but much better than before.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least they didn't shit on your pizza, shrug, and say, "well, you asked for it."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once with peperoni and once with spice

9 years ago | Likes 273 Dislikes 1

The second one was a little burnt.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn you got rhymes nigga

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Only forgotting all that is nice

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Sprinkle salt on it like salt Bae... I mean, u just have to at this point

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're right all that's missing is the Italian meat slapping salt server!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But can we discuss how amazing that pizza looks?

9 years ago | Likes 289 Dislikes 6

Gosh I wish Domino's looked like that every time I ordered it

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Now i`m curious whats on the pizza

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The tag says extra cheese and bacon. Cheese, bacon, more cheese.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just the right amount of cheesy

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I love me some dominos

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Domino's bitch

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

personally I'm a fan of more evenly spread toppings, that's about the only less than perfect aspect. (not mentioning topping preference)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

But then again all food is about preference

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The toppings are evenly spread. They got extra cheese, which goes on top of the toppings, so it's tough to see.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it comes with two dipping sauces

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

as an Italian, you dip pizza in sauce? *starts to gag*

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

It's good with Italian dressing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People that have never had italian style pizza must be downvoting you. That pizza can not be dipped, it is simply too good and different

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1