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Jan 19, 2018 12:04 AM
CrappingYouNegative
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Ryebread91
Back then wouldn't blink have been making nirvana money?
CymbalMonkee
Wish someone would have advised him about his hair choices though
plainoldfool
And you can buy a bigger grill.
Uberdude100
Been a Fan of his since Nirvana, and its fucking awesome seeing all the content showing his kickass personality. Wise and talented mf'er
wickedjuha
And how’s it going for Blink 182 today?
P51VoxelTanker
Is it just me or does Mark look like La Roux in these pictures?
Stariiniight
Is that set for Jerry Springer?
Segesta
The humblebraggjng. The self promotion. I like Foo Fighters but can’t stand Dave Grohl.
aninvisiblemaniac
TheMurph1332
Temenos
Why does that one guy look like a horny cockatiel?
Dutchclutch
Can I get some love for Mark Hoppus? Setup and executed that joke perfectly
heizu10000
Who‘s that girl?
VagisilToothpaste
As much as I love FF and Dave Grohl - if this were almost any other celeb bragging about their fortune and fame - we wouldn't praise them.
LordFenris
Exactly. There's a reason we allow Dave to speak like this. Cause he's Dave fucking Grohl.
VagisilToothpaste
The double standard is bullshit, though. Really. When saying THIS kind of stuff - he's no better than a Kardashian.
enderite
He’s a national treasure.
DoseOfDiscontent
Hide him from Nick Cage
blipken
I would watch the shit out of a movie about Nick Cage stealing Dave Grohl to find some ridiculous secret 18th century concert hall
denimdenis
Also a national treasure
slacker92
International*
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Interplanetary*
Superchief86
Intergalactic
Mrdaihatsu
Was really hoping Grohl would have flown their girlfriends in. Kind of blows the happy ending.
LookingOutAtTheDoomedEarthSheBreathedaSighAsEverythingHadBecome
Reliably affording basic shit would be all the awesome I could ask for
FourthVoice
Who’s the dude with the spiked bangs?
fluhatinrapper
You should know dat.
CrappingYouNegative
Blink 182’s bass player, Mark Hoppus
FourthVoice
What happened to the 181 other blinks?
Imalwaysready
One spontaneously combusted on stage. One choked on his own vomit. Well, maybe not his own vomit. But you can't dust for vomit...
potatotheloaf
I named my kid Harper, too
videoboy001
Fuck you money. That's the road to self actualization. Look it up! It's a real thing!
KickyFootDance
But... That's not advice.
ReasonableConservative
But it was cackle-warming.
ZOMGNO
Yes, but he was telling a story for comic effect, and therefore he made it sound like there was advice, so the punch-line would be funnier.
CourtsCrystal
His advice was just "be rich" lol
JuiceSpringsteen8
"Don't not be rich"
CourtsCrystal
"Be the opposite of poor"
AreThoseMyPants
It wasn't though. It was his wish.
dontbeafarbstein
wisearse
Dave fuckin grohl, I concur brother.
letsdrinkabeerletsdrinkithere
RIP BDO
NoPostsOnlyComments
Dave fucking Grohl
Stadix
SaucyDisses
Gianttesticlemonster
slacker92
One of the few celebrities I truly wish to meet and chat with
Madchair
He too
shadowdragon96
Him an Keanu Reeves
slacker92
And Hugh Jackman
UNHhhh
Keanu would just be a mellow chat, Dave however... That's the kind of thing you meet up at a bar for. One that stocks a lot of alcohol
Hargy89
You both have money. Congratulations.
FrequentListenerFirstTimeCaller
There goes my hero...
lagspike79
YES. Hands-down my favourite. ^_^
LadyLongToes
greencardrobber
Watch him as he goes
marpp
There goes my hero
Honorablebidoof444
He's ordinary!
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
What if he says he's not like the others?
marpp
Dude.
thatabbyrose
I used to think the line was “Sargent Barry!” Like his hero’s name was Barry and he was in the military
marpp
Well it should be that instead.
poopjokesarefunny
Oh you
CamelWides6
And ole Tom took an extremely different and strange route..
FlyinHawaiian13
Blink should do a sequel to Man Overboard
meltedfaceguy
He keeps saying he's got evidence to show but he's been saying that for like 3 years lol. I love him but he's a weirdo.
Quigleypuff
He's gotta convince the lizard people living in the center of hollow earth. Shit takes time.
CuriousG2002
Aliens Exist
1414145691
1999 enema of state
DiggerPlease
Maybe
linesinaconversation
This should be so magnanimously douchey, but because it's Dave Grohl and Mark Hoppus, I don't mind. I kinda love it.
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
Talking about ones rockstar lifestyle is only douchy if one isn't actually a rock star.
ManByTechnicality
It's not douche because they aren't talking about using their money to take advantage of anybody, just see their loved ones
ZOMGNO
I believe "Monumentally" would have been the word to use there. http://www.dictionary.com/browse/magnanimous
linesinaconversation
Seriously though, thanks. I've been using that wrong for a several years and was never advised otherwise.
ZOMGNO
It feels rude to correct someone, and often others are also unsure. Magnificently also would have worked for you.
ZOMGNO
Now, your homework.... is to use magnanimous correctly! eg. Bill Gates gave magnanimously for his Secret Santa gift.
linesinaconversation
Inconceivable!
EvilKam
Never needing to worry about food, rent, health insurance, or utilities would be fucking rad.
EngineerZero
To be fair, a lot of developed countries don’t have to worry about health insurance.
ButterfaceTaintClown
I disagree_Imagine you finally find yourself in a position where you don't have to worry about all these things and suddenly, unexpectedly(1
ButterfaceTaintClown
You feel the cold hand of depression grip your shoulder and push you down into your knees. What do you blame it on? There are rich (2
ButterfaceTaintClown
People suffering acute mental illness too. The thing is that the reason Dave Grohl has an awesome life has little to do with his fame and (4
ButterfaceTaintClown
Fortune. Look at early videos of Grohl with early Nirvana. He's the same guy without all the rich trappings. The secret to being happy is (5
ButterfaceTaintClown
Being Dave Grohl. Even if he never made it famous, if Prince heard him making in a bar, Prince still would have wanted to get up and jam (6
NautiGal
considering i've got maybe 60 bucks to last the next 3 weeks... yeah, that'd be fucking great.
PetitChocolat
russiandobby
Pick two
alecdshope
It's true; it really is fucking awesome.
Kilsim1v
Really I only need my 120k house paid off, a 25k new to me car, and maybe 50k/yr(+%infl.) to live on and I'll be happy as a clam
TotallyNotYourCat
I just remembered :(
Obandigo
That is the republican dream......That they wished everyone could achieve, because fuck you all!
CountryMetal01
blaming others for your lack of drive, lazy Grasshopper
specificstatistics
I'm worrying about all of the above this month (year)! Fun!
Brinkdeers
Agree.
rodrigosanchez
get to jammin' on that piano and guitar, brotato. and don't make crap music.
Upvoter2000x
it is
ImTheReasonYourSocksAreAlwaysMissing
Sounds like socialism. Maybe its time to give it a shot?
EvilKam
Full on socialism? Fuck that. We can do a couple of socialist things, but it's ALWAYS failed when it's the primary government.
sykoticflaw
I have literally never known that feeling, and I turn 34 in April. Still no health insurance, utilities might be shut off..yeah. Life sucks.
pfffffffffffff
American life sounds sad
Xevtes
This hurt to read. It is very sad
TheTimeless
It's sad when millionares go bankrupt for overspending, like, was 10 yachts better than not worrying about food or housing?
Flonaise
Have you considered enlisting?
EvilKam
6.5 years Active Duty; Did another 3 in the Guard. I grew tired of living without my 1st Amendment.
Flonaise
I feel you. 4 years shy from retiring myself and looking forward to it.
EvilKam
Congrats, you have me beat. I wish I had the mental strength needed to stay in. Retirement would be nice, lol.
JayEnfield
What's health insurance?
LargeVarge
Something the rich already have and middle class pay taxes so the lower class can have it so life's fair......
annibe11e
Something that costs like $20 a year
JP193
Neutral answer: In the US healthcare works differently - rather than being pulled from tax income it's an billed/insurance thing.
JayEnfield
Sounds expensive.
MermaidMonkey
Family of 3, we pay $1816 a month for the lowest coverage insurance, we make just enough to not get any discounts from the state.
JayEnfield
Jesus, that is double what I pay for a mortgage. :(
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EvilKam
A lot of Americans do NOT like it that way.
JayEnfield
Personally, I find it criminally inefficient, since they pay as much tax for health as any other western country AND pay their own too.
badmusicpuns
And playin in front of thousands music you created and get paid for it...
Muttons1337
That's just a perk of the job
BennyGaga
And learning how commas work.
TheiaSummers
Dude it is 2018, can we stop giving a shit about what some assholes a long tme ago said were the rules on how to communicate through text?
EvilKam
No, he's right. The comma after the word "insurance" is superfluous. It is an error that needs to be pointed out.
EvilKam
I invite everyone to educate me on my flaws when typing. Constantly.
badmusicpuns
nerdyvet
oh god no *shudder*
Ironblitz
Think the anxiety may be different when it's a crowd of people who paid money to see you do something you already did and know they like it.
nerdyvet
Yah, so they'll have...have... EXPECTATIONS *vomits in the corner*
EvilKam
You sound exactly as pessimistic and cynical as me. ... +1
PostNutDepression
I would prefer to make movies, personally. I love music but I don't like to stand out too much.
LetumComplexo
Video games baby! But I know for a fact being a game dev sucks so instead I’m going to program space robots. That’s cooler anyways, right?
fcoberrios14
If you haven't done that already it's so fucking awesome, it's like having sex for the 1s time, you can be calm and secure or u can be shy
PostNutDepression
I too am aroused heavily by quality filmmaking.
InsouciantSausage
I see you too are an intellectual.
thomasisabigfatweiner
So are a lot of people in Hollywood, it seems ;)
d0uble0h
I mean, you don't have to worry about those things if you're dead...
bambulina
That's heartwarming :p
Username1884
You've summed up my 5 year plan.
EvilKam
+1
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Right, or Courtney Love.
NotSoAngryGuy
EvilKam
+1
annibe11e
I just exchanged a chunk of my down payment savings for a root canal. I just want a house for my family! I work 3 jobs!
Showmeyourotters
I have my first dentist appointment in years on Wednesday. Pretty scared but deer god there's no way I can handle the pain any longer
annibe11e
It will totally be worth it after the healing time.
MeowMyOvaries
I want to be able to start a family,but can't find high enough paying work to even find somewhere to live on my own yet
Yuken
The USA sounds like an awful place to live.
annibe11e
Maybe I should ask Dave Grohl to help with my down payment.
MeowMyOvaries
I hope your tooth feels better
annibe11e
Sorry, just venting. Tooth is painful tonight.
EvilKam
I wish I had a winning lotto ticket so I could help you.
annibe11e
Thanks :)
zoezoebelle
That's just being upper middle class dude. Rich people live in a whole different universe.
ProbeGT
No, you don't seem to understand; Never needing to worry about food, rent, health insurance, or utilities EVER AGAIN THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
ProbeGT
*Starts foaming at the mouth*
Energytwo
Upper middle class is considered rich by a whole lot of people.
SlightlyFabricated
William Gibson wrote in his novels about how the super rich aren't even remotely human.
zoezoebelle
Honestly I love cyberpunk but I hate Gibson. He doesn't seem to know much about anything.
SlightlyFabricated
Oh. Why do you hate him? I love the Sprawl trilogy.
zoezoebelle
He has a very cheesy, overdone writing style full of tropes and fluff that is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
colbyshmolby56
What is this upper middle class dreamland you speak of? Can one reach it themselves with student loan debt and a shitty car?
RPhilbin83
Yes. it's not easy, but yes.
fluhatinrapper
Ya, at about 50. Don't worry it's not like you will spend your best years toiling away jobs you hate ;) at least you have the arthritis 1/2
ForTaxReasons
I think you get there faster if you don't have kids
UncleCeiling
As a 31 year old who already had one work-related knee surgery, I can't wait to see how well I hold up by 50.
zoezoebelle
I'm 25 with a chronic illness that leaves me bed-ridden. So excited for the future. :P
BumblyWumbly
Sometimes I really think about just fucking going rogue and traveling cheap until I die.
zoezoebelle
Do it. I traveled cheap for years, learned a lot, started a business and ended up in IT with a high paying job. Life experience is good.
fluhatinrapper
And vericos veins to keep you company when you get there!
theIdris
I got started early with a hip replacement at 31. Granted I'll have to ha e a revision at about 50 but at least I know what's happening.
paddleup
It depends in what your degree. If it's something useful like engineering, then yes. Move to where you can get a good job making decent
paddleup
Money, don't buy frivolous things, and figure out how to move up