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Nov 25, 2017 5:45 AM
ShowMeYourNSFWSelfies
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CmfMttnPpl
My sex ed teacher told me we had to learn by doing it, on the bright side she was my hottest teacher
CmonImStarlord
I loved Ned's declassified school survival guide!
Beholdmybarrenfieldoffuks
That last one tho...
EvilMrHyde
#1 is an Emo the comic joke from way back
Rakdarian
i thought the snakes were intestines
ForTaxReasons
I was afraid they were tapeworms and refused to look at them until I reached this comment
HackergirlMio
level1imgur
#30 is that Ethan from h3h3?!
frogglesmash
I thought so too, but apparently it's from this. https://youtu.be/o_k6sceD8JE?t=46
mattchew55b
#16 I like how even the painting behind the president is looking at him with disdain!
understandable
#7 hahahaha
MediumSizeOctopus
Is it me or am I lucky because every time I go to McDonald’s the ice cream machine is never broken
orangechrusch
Soooo Bear Grylls (spelling?) is autistic
papafranku
#1 isn't a joke, it's an anagram made from the lyrics to Milkshake by Kelis
SirPelvisJohnwood
AMORIS LAETITIA? The joy of love?
orangatuan
#3 Fanks Khajit. It iz now bigga.
MattDerKomponist
I lost it at big bird, hahaha
Anarric
I did too tbh; I just imagine him screaming "it's 3oclock bitches you know what that means *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHA" *rides off*
mrimpastabowl
Smol Pener made me laugh so hard I cried.
OliverClothesoff70
I cried. My wife cried.
chrisask
The truth hurts sometimes...
katsumiblisk
They always do
IncognitoPanda
Jokes on him I already have a smol pener
TundraLunamos
Fluffycorn
RedPandasandDepression
https://imgur.com/15M9n8q is my personal favorite version of it.
robthepilgrim
Is that Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III?
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prettyselfexplanatory
Well that seems
CanadianCabinet
Pinyata
juanberg
kachow got me
Fefnir105
Can I have the cat pic from #29
FatBastardVegetarian
#1 Emo Phillips joke.
kligson
i think my entry for #1 would be (from Jimmy Carr, so beware :) (1/2)
BlondieSayWhat
What's the difference between a red Camero and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red Camero in my garage.
kligson
If only there were more mosquito-nets in Africa. Then we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS
GeneralWho
My darkest joke would be: what's the difference between a Pakistani wedding and a Taliban training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone.
MrInconspicuous
#1 isn't a joke, it's a Stephen King short story. Wtf.
ApatheticExtremism
Well I guess it's also a commentary on fritzels kids
JayEnfield
It's a poorly-written rip-off of an Emo Phillips routine.
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
Or, you know, Plato
ohmegatron
Which one? I thought I'd read them all.
MrInconspicuous
Just commenting on how twisted the ending was and it's similarity to the endings of his books
RepublicofTexa
I too want to know which one
MauvaisVitrier
#1 is not a joke. It's the plot from The Room (2015)
BluffinMuffin
Go on
JayEnfield
It's a poorly-written rip-off of an Emo Phillips routine.
derpytotodile
Also a book: The Light of the Fireflies by Paul Pen. It's pretty good, actually.
shikaria945101
Someone hasn't seen Room
CardboardPizzas
I prefer The Room (2003).
Asgarus
I DID NOT!
Sprixxen
SPOONS!
OoWah
When people don't get the reference:
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BeesechurgerProductions
Oh hi Mark.
CardboardPizzas
You're just a little chicken! Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!
yunothink
Anyway, how's your sex life?
GoldenSun3DS
I like The Room (2019).
CardboardPizzas
Your username should be made.
GoldenSun3DS
Your username should not be made.
CardboardPizzas
Tell that to Papa John.