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A hero in the night
Mar 7, 2018 7:23 PM
Yoda1PositivityStar
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jolem53
That’s hot.
FartingDragon
Bless this man.
PiratePaisan
Chivalry isn't dead, it's apparently just in the car behind you.
DirtyLittleBirdyFeet
Tejas.
sticksosteel
“Guys just want one thing - and it’s fucking disgusting” she says, smiling and blushing
fbspencer
Oh look... Texas A&M!
fbspencer
Northgate at it's finest.
LiterallyAwesome
It was her dad
ThailandExpress
Willshade145
She was in a Buick
TheRicM
Buick has actually received higher ratings ratings than it has historically. Not sure why or what it all means
suckonthisfrizzlefry
His name is Ralph
3timesaday1
she was calling him
RalfJWiggum
vigothecruel
Chivalry my ass. He was hoping to be Wreck It Ralph.
itsBuddy
thatfucknguy
AztecPriestess
Fleggy
Is he a friend of Ruth?
thedarkcanuck
decarnatedame
Hey, man, you got any Labrador?
thedarkcanuck
I've smoked it all man. Maui wowee, Acapulco gold, that shit that's tied to a stick, man. No Labrador though man
Ralpheroo
that doesn't compute. my name is ralph and i'm an arsehole
micmic00
One time i was pukin out the window of my friends car and we were pulling up at a red light. Another car pulled up and the guy in the /2
micmic00
backseat of the other car asked if i needed water. I nodded and he handed me a bottle out the window. One of my favorite bro moments.
Agreatmanoncesaid
"...and then we fucked." That's beautiful
micmic00
Damn how long you been scrollin bruh/bruhette?
Agreatmanoncesaid
Bruh lol browsing random
micmic00
lmao that some shit, i remember that night well
SometimesISayDumbShit
"she has a boyfriend"- her friend, probably
HermausMora
i didn't know how mouth i needed this comment
rugmiem
Yep, she looks like one of them.
Pacuta
Lmfao I can totally see it
llbinkyll
Oh my god, this is the most perfect comment
MaverickGoose2020
Everyone is single if you're hot enough
BrazilianCatFish
ILoveSteam
That is wildly appropriate.
NeatoBuilds
Girlfriend*
conbustible
This made me laugh out loud while I was on the toilet at work and someone yelled out get off the phone
F2PBTWP2WSCUM
Gif made me laugh and then this did too
rickeyspanish
who the fuck trying to regulate your phone usage on the shitter
GrampaJack
"Me"! - The Boss
Dionysus187
"get in here and make me, tough guy"
infiniteflux
i told a waitress her painted nails were a nice color (metallic blue). Her reply : Thanks my boyfriend likes them too.
Dionysus187
"Oh wow you're straight? That's surprising."
iarmit
That's when i usually reply something in the vein of "so would mine", because fuck them for presuming i was hitting on them
d0n7100k47myf4ve5
Through the nose is the worst!
MarijuannaMakesYouGay
Dealt with this all day today... ugh
Kenso33
I have lived my entire life not knowing you can vomit through your nose. Until now.
Ihavemytowel
Worst than the worst = through the nose & you put hot sauce on the last thing you ate. I've unfortunately done this.
SecondHandDeathWish
Agreed. Pizza crust, pepperoni, chicken, mushrooms... And tequila of course... It was awful.
SirDistic
Orange Juice
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
Wait that’s a thing? I’ve only thrown up a handful of times but it never went out through my nose
joc101
Gotta go hard for a nose spew
Taytayhan
It always comes out through my nose too, it burns so bad
Muhfynmann2
Puked up orange jello after wisdom tooth surgery. Week later as the swelling went down, orange liquid came gushing from my nose and sinuses.
copingcabana
Once had food poisoning from a burger chain...after puking a few times, blew my nose and a sliced pickle came out
PinPointSnarkuracy
MooseMage
I had a slightly similar experience...but with rice and shrimp...eugh.
ADisturbedOne
Oh dear God.
ImASnek
A patient in the ER once informed me that when it comes out your nose it is called ‘vomick’ rather than vomit
thatzunpossible
What really?
cyno01
Ive heard 'snarfing'.
PinPointSnarkuracy
That's usually specific to laughter induced nose vomit
Imakesandwiches
Whenever I’m throwing up, hair in a ponytail and nose plugged. I cannot stand puke coming out of my nose, so I learned early on to plug it.
ROHBAUCOP
Spaghetti. Italy, Sometimes I hate you. OK, maybe I should have chewed better.
PopeyeTheSailor
best part is when she was laughing while puking
purplekittenskittles
Did that two weeks ago. It was massively the worst experience ever bc I couldn’t get away from the vomick smell. I put acidic toner in my
purplekittenskittles
(facial cleansing toner) that burns like icy fire in my nostrils. It was refreshing yet painful. Plug the nose! Hold the hair! Aghhhhh!
Chronikoce
Wait. It's possible to throw up without it coming through your nose? I don't think I've ever managed that...
Drobu
I have to pinch my nose every time.
HumanLaurganism
I've never felt so lucky. My nose gets a little runny during, but I don't remember ever throwing up out my nose.
MichaeIScott
Same!!
Phustercluck
I do not envy you
ADisturbedOne
As a kid I remember I never had it coming out of my nose until I started drinking.. it pretty much how it all started for me...
TheMadMason
Seriously, today I realized others can vomit better than I can. Damn nose!
popejubal
I am so sorry.
neutrik
Have you tried opening your mouth?
jaydawgx7
I'm with you, some people can calmly throw up. For me, it's always forceful, and always out my nose
kholli
It always ends up getting into my sinuses :( Fucking nasty and it burns like hell.
EdgarAllansHoe
Hold your nose when throwing up!
purplekittenskittles
This is key!
footblockking
It just gets caught up my nose and in my sinuses when that happens
Chronikoce
I'll have to do that next time
DoctahGhostly
I THINK don’t quote me on this but it usually only happened to me if I tried to inhale between rounds and the second/third comes unexpected
mufasa1028
Ugh that's the worst. When you keep puking and can't get a breath in
Fishwhispersandgiggles
I always throw up through my nose. It’s so horrible.
LongoloidFartExplosion
I got rid of a nasal polyp that way.
simpleton318
Seriously?
LongoloidFartExplosion
I think so, I'm not a doctor.
joc101
LongoloidFartExplosion
Yes. :-)
Fairdinkums
Throwing up in general is zero fun
ROHBAUCOP
2 girls 1nce told me otherwise.
PhyshStycc
I mean with alcohol it's not too bad, usually passes quick. "WOOO what a party!" *BLEEEEAAAUGH "k better now."
PhyshStycc
For me at least.
joc101
There's a reason it's called a tactical puke
LookingOutAtTheDoomedEarthSheBreathedaSighAsEverythingHadBecome
There's a little tiny party of me that's deep deep down having the best time throwing up
Fairdinkums
joc101
Git gud
Fleggy
That's quitter talk.
TheRicM
Feels HELLA better afterwards though
Flyndaran
For some people like me, but for others, it feels much worse. I even have a cat that looks much more nauseated post-puke. :(
Imhereforthelurking
That acidic gasping and gagging as your stomach is turning and rolling and inverting itself is god awful, but oh sweet god the bliss after.
Crazyeyedpsycho
Unless you have acid reflux, the heartburn afterwards is utter shit
ShepskyHuskherd
Depends. Drank too much/hungover, yep I agree. Stomach flu puke is just horrible
ChefMIKErowave
I had that yesterday, it came out my mouth and nose, I smelt puke all day, and my mouth tasted like shit
TheRicM
True
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Had that last night, when a antibiotic pill went into my trachea. Went to ER. Xrayed, drs say nothings there. It's still there, I feel it!
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Threw up whilst trying to cough it out.
GoogleFucker
It probably scratched your throat, and that's what you keep feeling. It takes a while for that to go away
Totallyscrewedinaustin
That's what they said, but I can feel in my chest now, it's kinda..."fizzy", and when I cough, I can taste it.
Dplotegher
It’s even better when you get diarrhea half way through. You can’t do anything and just have to accept it.
GoogleFucker
This happened to me. At a restaurant. I can not and will never forget how bad I felt
Zombachu25
And thats why i keep a bucket in the bathroom
ADisturbedOne
Had that as a child, so I used trash bin to throw up in while sitting on the loo having worst diarrhea of my life.
mufasa1028
When I was like 6 I had both and took the toilet for the top and, shit all over my parents bathroom floor. Tried to mop it up crying bc I
mufasa1028
Didn't want them to know. I was so embarrassed
cyno01
Having diarrhea, had to puke, couldnt reach the tub while sitting on the toilet, so exhausted i collapsed on the floor trying, fumbled the +
cyno01
stupid top mounted flusher button and wound up puking into a toilet bowl full of my own diarrhea. Norovirus, good times...