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Why do I have to be the elder imgurite (66)with all these hot chicks on here
Holy shit am I really here?
Not too many boobs please. I'm old enough to have a stroke...
Or maybe a few strokes ;-)
thatssooopineapples
As a solid 5 imgur chick, yeah, I get it.
kaytikay8
Makes us frumpy old mum's feel even older and frumpier!
blueyedagger
I posted a close up of my beautiful freckles only got 9 upvotes.
Azurestar
I mean what you saw on the fp was a very select sample group. People on the Internet, and especially imgur, go mad for a pair of tits
77juice
Yeahhh... No. It's just the beautiful or handsome people who post and get upvoted, most of us are just normal ugly people. Have a great day!
Skawomplious
No, you were right. Go look at user sub right now. Ugly nerds everywhere.
usersubmod
Hey @OP Merry Christmas!
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thevortexmaster
Half them aren't op and the other half are only upvoted because of tits.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Tits, cuteness, awesome beards, and/or an apparent sense of humor.
steerAwwPrincess
In fairness there are some pretty ugly mugs amongst us.
MrSaturday
Can confirm, immediatly got downvoted. Jokes on them, I've got food today!
Izluide
The 1% of the hottest got front page, thank God it's over. Now we can look at memes again!
alhazad
Don't fucking compare your whole unfiltered self to someone's curated social media presence. Just don't.
Phischstaebchen
I guess the FP only is the 0.1% that get's hyped.... 99,9% is still the average Joe.
Ein0r
Usersub did a good job to keep all the uglies away. And those aware of their "bad" looks didnt post because of downvotes/mockery.
Leafus
You think the monster in his dungeon is gunna be as inclined to take a selfie as the princess in her tower? Selfies are hated for a reason.
KingORedLions
Selection bias. People only upvoted the good looking women for the most part - which is a bit sad really.
Wastyvez
I don't upvote any of them. In fact I ignore Imgur during Christmas because it goes against everything I like about the site.
nonamejanie
You aren’t the oldest by any means. One lady is 75 and I applaud y’all for being here. Love it!
macpall
I’m right there with ya buddy
fedeColorTerror
come in the usersub! Don't stay on the front page. And I'm 41, not so young either, we are on imgur though so we are childish at least!
devin231
Kangarou
Survivorship bias. Ugly pictures don't get upvoted to the front page, so you only see the attractive members of the community.
skincancerisfun
I think 'Survivorship bias' will be the popular word of 2020
Kangarou
It's a valuable term to understand, and a good portion of critical thinking.
SlightlyNormal
Nah, there's plenty of ugly nerds, imgur just tends to upvote pretty girls and funny faces.
ShoopDeDoop
Not if you post a fake picture of some hot person.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Happens so much. So much point whoring
AntiTrollPatrol
They’re all lies!!!!
dodjietheoldman
My username, holy shit.
FreshWater13
dude the entire front page was just pretty white girls for an entire day. i missed my memes.
pokemeinthecoconut
Whereabouts in Australia are you?
jefftoolmeltsbeans
Bribie Island
pokemeinthecoconut
Nice! I'm in Perth
Matsuuu
Are you Australians still suffering from fires?
pokemeinthecoconut
Short answer - yes. It's mainly in NSW
LordDebuchan
Front page was all attractive women. Usersub was all overweight...unconventional looking people. And/or men. Pretty people get upvotes.
yamatto
i figured usersub was doing as much. good on them for taking it for the team & ensuring only depressingly pretty girls hit fp.
Throrf
Browsing usersub in the last two days I realized Imgur is populated by clones of Jesse Cox.
UserSubImgurian
Damn, no wonder I didn't make the front page.
jetflight
The most self-conscious don't even post, and the guys were all over, fatbeards to silver foxes.
ShawnS4362
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selection_bias
BitterRaven
I didn't get upvotes. What you trying to say?!
gigglebyt
This. You have to post on Christmas day and be a pretty woman. It's still Xmas for me but I posted and got downvoted to hell lol. Baleeted.
mirrelle
Oh that's awful! People just like to be cunts sometimes
LordDebuchan
I would much rather it be Christmas doggo’s and cats.
RackhamTheRed
Unless you're a big hairy guy with giant man boobs. Those also got FP.
valen00
Something something big titties
BoringSeattleite
shush your lil gilf self, you’re a cutie I bet
SoundKraftS2
Also half those selfies are fake
DeepFriedFrenchTart
For there's no women on the internet
jefftoolmeltsbeans
GILF. Nicest thing anyone ever said to me
jefftoolmeltsbeans
Aww dammit, you're right
getmo
Just fuckin' post it. We'll be the judge. Frankly I'm tired of the Barbie dolls. (& my friend's mom once, well, ...nvm.)
jefftoolmeltsbeans
Did. Lost in usersub
Azurestar
I like your dog, he's hella neat!
FacePalmTrees
So was mine. High five to mediocrity!