Woke up to this delightful suprise in my Facebook feed.

Aug 7, 2017 3:55 PM

Slytherwin

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My favorite part of switching back to a Galaxy phone is the fact that I could fit all that in one screenshot.

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*witty comment about upvoting*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of the best posts I've seen in a long time!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That was far longer than my interest was prepared for.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, outside of the whole literal fascism thing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Block. Them. All.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have awesome friends... Keep them close...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*vegan announces that they are indeed vegan

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

*cross-fitter announces that they do indeed do cross-fit

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Pontificates from Pulpit of Greater Education' - this is gold.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Covfefe

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Ron Paul 2012!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is ... really accurate.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Generic how I make 3500 usd a day at home. Just click www.genericscamlink.com

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

*Generic comment about how I'm a business owner and totally not a victim of a pyramid scheme*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No Godwin point?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

* *Laughs in Wikipedia link* *

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

*comment complaining about wikipedia link that leads to the mobile site*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

insinuating homosexuality

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We're so divided politically that moderates can't even logically associate with their respective political parties anymore.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Isn't that a human and political right, though, to express whatever weird or extreme or divided views best suit oneself?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree. But many are so far on the fringes that they only want their way and not willing to compromise.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Your well-reasoned Facebook post has completely changed my stance on this issue." -No one ever

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Came looking for this exact reference. :-) Source: http://bash.org/?23396

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That moment you realize social media jokes were all done on bash.org years ago...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They for got the - Hey I make money from working at home and you can too. Here's how *link to spam*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"In drunken celebrity" lol

8 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

Charlie Sheen?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shia Leboeuf more like.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He will not divide us was the most intense game of capture the flag I've ever seen.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Redundant comment in hopes of fake internet points.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You missed the unfriending with awkwardness in meat space. +1

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Another DMV-er! Hey hey from Alexandria, @OP . Glad to see the Swamp and its outlying provinces have a sense of humor & are self aware, :P

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These folks know what's up

8 years ago | Likes 875 Dislikes 4

It's just like my family 4th of July BBQ!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meme rebuttal

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It misses the 'otherwise well presented and logically sound argument let down by confusion of "they're" with "their"'.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel the entire post is thoroughly lacking in content.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how everyone is blacked out except for Mike Charlton

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

....Well, I tried.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It was a pretty good attempt, I would have left it unedited.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And therefore nobody should criticize you...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ha ha ha im now going to spam his face book for absolutely no reason ha ha ha!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha! My husband said this post would get 15 points if I was lucky. I win.

8 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 8

Good for you. I was just wondering why my name wasn't censored?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

now he owes you a blowjob

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

Ignorant cis-male mansplaining comment.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have to ask, was the text edited? or did they actually post the whole conversation like that?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They actually posted the whole thing just like that. That's what made it so funny to me.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

damn, I wish my facebook feed looked like that, it wouldn't be so depressing or annoying. XD

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*Attacks you for posting NYT liberal media news source as your citing for an argument you're making* *Posts Brietbart article in rebuttal*

8 years ago | Likes 392 Dislikes 18

There are levels of how biased any "news" outlet is, breitbart is definitely way out in the extreme zone, way farther than everything else

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*non-mainstream site source rejected as right wing propaganda despite no evidence to back up claims*

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

*Name-calling that prominently invokes terms "Snowflake" and "Libtard"* *Rejoinder that uses historical analogy and fulfills Godwin's Law*

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 6

*Hurr durr der feminazis fault durr derp.*

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*generic platitude about Breitbart being the least trustworthy of sources*

8 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 7

I mean, it is a horribly untrustworthy source. Their bias is pretty strong. Breitbart being untrustworthy isn't a partisan thing.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 7

The main point is that, yes, Breitbart is pretty damn biased... So is MSNBC. But at least both are open and public about said bias.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 22

Unlike, say, the BBC or CNN, who publicly pontificate about being 'unbiased' or 'neutral' despite their obvious political leaning.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 21

CNN has no real political leaning, they're just biased in favor of garnering views which now takes the form of being very anti-Trump

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

And while CNN isn't great, the BBC is a far more reliable source than most other outlets.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Ehhh MSNBC is also biased, but you can't compare the two. I'd cross-check anything MSNBC said. I'd start out pretty sure it's false if I-

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

Saw it on breitbart.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

*claim that Breitbart is always reliable followed by a twist suggesting the adjective referred specifically to its bias*

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 3

*Huffington Post article on why Breitbart is untrustworthy*

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

I logged in just to up-vote this entire thread

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Brietbart article on why Huffington Post is untrustworthy"

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

*variation of 'if you don't understand there's no way I can explain it to you' *

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

*moves the goalpoasts by explaining how a neutral internet caused all this hate*

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*comment on how awful HuffPo is as journalism, with clever triple-pun suggesting a relatively benign nature*

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Fun fact, this is not an edited manga panel.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Source?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So should I commit exterminatus on it?

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*violently mashes exterminatus button*

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CHAOS I TELL YOU CHAOS!!! YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO MURDER SOMEONE FROM THE EMPERORS HOLY INQUISITION!!!! PREPARE TO DIE HERETIC!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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Fucking heretiiiiiiiics!

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8 years ago (deleted Jan 21, 2018 6:00 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

In the end, all anyone wants is GoT. GoT is the new political party.

8 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 10

I'm actually watching GoT right now. Was pleasantly surprised when I got to the end.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jofferey 2020

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's not what I want in the end. I want a loving relationship with a partner to wake up to in the morning

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

trial by combat MOFOS!!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd sign up for that. At least then we know what we're getting: Death

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Death and incest. Basically a free-for-all in West Virginia

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

and Dragons

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Poontah or death? (Thank me later)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ɪ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴘʀɪᴅᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʀᴇʟɪᴀʙɪʟɪᴛʏ.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not today.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've never watched it. Should I worry?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As someone who absolutely loves medieval and a fair amount of fantasy, I could not get into it. I wouldn't steer anyone away though.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Exact same. People are always surprised I don't catch references cuz it's got a fantasy setting. It's great for people that like dramas tho.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same situation here. Love fantasy, but couldn't get into it.

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Vikings started trying to mimic it. I could tell. They began focusing on a thousand subplots I didn't about, the same way GoT did. >>

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

>>They tried to be more x-rated too but of course couldn't b/c history. And dragons are overused as fuck.

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