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I know I'm probably going to pull a Jim from American Pie, but whatever. We love each other and we're going to enjoy every awkward moment.
IGiveOneFuck
great job man, way to stay dedicated to something, that in itself is something to be proud of, and i hope your marriage is happy!
Jsmythe
I was the same. You'll be fine.
SummonaAlKapwn
My wife and I high fived the first time
IAmTheBadW01f
Wife her again
jeips
take it slow. it isn't a jackhammer. her bits like it slow and tender, even though your bits will encourage you to pound away.
CardioVascular
This^ right here.
ProfiLurker
TIL EVERY WOMAN AND MAN FEEL THE SAME ABOUT SEX
digitalist1
Or you know ask her which way feels the most pleasurable to her
Superchief86
Congratulations! A good friend of mine waited and just got married a few months ago. He was always surprisingly open about it.
usercide
Patience, enthusiasm, and humour will get you through the initial awkwardness and learning. Plus side, no STIs and comparisons/baggage.
hsmith0825j5772
May God bless your marriage!
jbilly90
@op this^
SaintMaceToTheFace
:) yeah you go @OP!
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Have fun OP. take your time and enjoy it. You two only get one first time ;) Don't be affraid to ask what she likes/liked if you're not sure
Insidevoicez
uhhhm4zing
I knew someone would resurrect this show! It made me so uncomfortable to watch.
Backtakesnake
I can't even watch...
killerclacks
I was a virgin when I got married too, OP. It'll take a little while to hit that groove, but it'll be great when you get there!
killerclacks
Be sure to OPENLY COMMUNICATE what you like/don't like/are interested in trying.
Kynrasian
Nothing wrong with waiting. Nothing wrong with not waiting. Sex is not necessarily the most important thing in the world to everyone.
Kynrasian
However that doesn't make it wrong to like or want it.
IAmTheBadW01f
I did the same, just a few years younger. Got married April 1. Take your time and communicate.
poorwhitetrash
It will be underwhelming your first time.
wormfood
Yeah dude just take it easy and feel it out. Don't stress.
slinky104
Not in my experience. Sex rulez
whatupmyknitters
... which is okay and normal if it is, @OP! don't be discouraged if that happens, even the first bunch of times :) just keep exploring!
SaintMaceToTheFace
Sorry you had that experience, it was fantastic for me
Rheios
Weirdly my first time wasn't too bad. My second time though I got the teeth chatters so hard we couldn't do anything.
Oatmealmaiden
The what?
Rheios
Adrenaline surge hit and my jaw clenched weird and wouldn't stop chattering. Like one of those fake Halloween skulls.
raykwondo
Yeah. First times usually are. I would hate to have an underwhelming first night of marriage -__-
poorwhitetrash
My wife sure did.
GnomeAnn
Yep. And my husband and I were definitely ok with that! Just meant more reason to practice! It was fun learning together.
svirr
My first time I didn't even come. I was a sober, petrified 17 year old boy...
Moorglademover
As soon as she lays a finger on your todger you'll probably blind her.
dreadeyeknight
*he/him
Brainshart
Xe
dreadeyeknight
404 error.
POTUSBrown
He said he was a virgin, didn't say he doesn't play with himself.
mdzmdz
PrincesssButtercup
What is this from?
narwhaffle
Scary Movie
PrincesssButtercup
Gracias
TheMershedPerderder
livingthathoelife
Husband and I waited too! Best choice ever and it made us even closer! Congratulations!
malicewizard9
Wish i was still a virgin
XxTippoxX
I sincerely hope the best for you :)
itsjulionotjose
Congrats! Watch the end of 40-year-old virgin for inspiration.
creatureofthehoon
Thanks for all the advice and encouragement everyone. I know it's not a choice that is made often these days, but for us, it was right.
McmatyevakaM2
Good for you to stick to your principals...
angryeunuch
Ok, legit, I did this too. After a stressful wedding day our first sex was awful. You have a lifetime ahead of you, do it when it's right.
Rheios
If it counts for much I'm really impressed and wish I'd done this. I loved the girl I was with but...still kindof wished I'd held off
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Good luck bro
MostlyToasty24
The hole is further back than you think
creatureofthehoon
Good to know!
soupisforwinners
My wife and I were too gassy and bloated from drinks and food for sexy time on our wedding night.
Carefuler
Had you waited 33 years for sexy time though?
soupisforwinners
About a week.
BattyWhack
Not too mention tired. By the time it's over, most people have been up since the early morning.
soupisforwinners
And for days ahead. We had it in our backyard. I had to do landscaping for months. I wanted to sleep the whole next day.
mmfrancis
Now you need to make up for lost time. Eight times a week.
IAmTheBadW01f
I think my wife and I did that the first week....but not in the 4 weeks since.
Snoyd
Either youll instantly spray like a fucking fountain, or you wont get it up from performance anxiety. Good luck pal
Daemoneyes
5 bucks on, not getting it up at first and then cumming instantly.
PaperCl1p
He'll be just fine. You guys act like it's unnatural to wait until you're married, it's been a thing for a long time
SaintMaceToTheFace
Ame
SuperBobKing
I think the comment is more about losing virginity than waiting until marriage.
yikesaroni
oh boy. hope it works out for you. there are a lot of things one should know about their partner before committing for life
Cucumbawumba
Just cause you don't do it doesn't mean you don't discuss it. Talking about expectations, desires and no-no's is important even if you're
LearnSomething
How well are you going to discuss what you like and don't like about something you've never done?
SuperBobKing
Not having had sex with another person doesn't mean people have no experience with the subject at all or what does/doesn't turn them on.
SuperBobKing
You may not be able to know 100% but you can still get a pretty good grasp.
Cucumbawumba
2/ not abstinent. My husband I and both waited till marriage. Awesome decision, in our opinions. Commitment & communication are the key
flapperfemmefatale
for me, it took having sex to figure out what i like. i'd be miserable if i was stuck with a partner who couldn't give me that.
whatupmyknitters
yeah i don't think it's as cut-and-dry as "this way good, that way bad". either way (waiting or not waiting) can have it's benefits and --
whatupmyknitters
--pitfalls. and what works is different for everyone, for every couple. (speaking as a non-married non-virgin woman in a LTR.)
Cucumbawumba
I was just meaning to say waiting isn't going to FOR SURE cause you issues, not that the alternative choice is a bad one
KingOfTheAnarchists
Remember, its polite to give a round of applause upon achieving orgasm.
mdzmdz
That's not what they mean by getting the clap
Poltergeist94
And make sure you spit in their faces after oral
BenEwanKenoby
@PizzaClap
Strongharbour432
Just make sure you blew in the vagoo
Keiliana
I read applesauce and then had to re read 3 times because I'm over here laughing about handing out bowls of applesauce during sex
MonitorZero
It's also acceptable to shoot out "yuup" when your don't want to take the lords name in vain.
geiokami
And always remember to live the hole not the pole
wormfood
Golf clap though, this is serious business
Isthattaken
and a crisp high five. Never forget the high five
Ifeellikemybrainismelting
Yes, this!
TinyRickfromearthdimensionC137
When she tells you to go deeper just say there's no PP left for that move
frankPlanetBeast
Yeah not clapping is a deal breaker could end up in a divorce
nonojuice
High fiving at the conclusion of effective congress is always in style.
yaFuckingWeapon
also do the double finggerguns while saying "Thanks that was neato" while winking.
Bebii
That motherfucking reference.
dreadeyeknight
And the traditional:" is there any gogurt left?"
TheMentelgen
Did you just assume op is white?
vapingvegancrossfitter
I usually scream yahtzee!!!!!
ShiningKoW210
Lol!
FartsRFunny
Mom?
kosmonaught
What the fuck
nybbleme
Don't prank him like that, that's just mean. High fives are however required out of common courtesy
lemmonjello
I had a girlfriend that highfived me every time I went down on her
nybbleme
Then you were clearly doing it properly. Good job! Id high five you too if i ever met you.
IndefinetelyTired
Just...not the same hand
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
And give em a thumbs up and say "swell job kiddo
TheStormTrooperThatHitsItsHeadOnAllTheTallerPartsOfTheDeathStar
With a British accent. Like sean Connery or something. The ladies go wild for it.
timmaaaayyyy2000
Nah, gotta break out the fist bump and call 'em champ
KingOfTheAnarchists
"You can't just have sex for the first time and give a thumbs up." That's where you're wrong, kiddo (⌐■_■)
Sandman801
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Starlatan
Sleep tite.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Then grab your stickers and put one on her tit, mark it with a score of X out of 10
TheHeathLedger
Also, don't forget to eat a few spicy Tacos just before the sex
Milkforthekhorneflakes
Don't forget the mid coïtus chickendance.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
And when you go back in play Cupid Dance on the stereo and follow the steps.
aiuta219
I am a 41 year old virgin. I am not saving myself. It's just that no one actually wants me. The world decided to do the saving for me.
rickmk
Backpage dude..
Gmayor61
41? You should be able to use illusion magick by that point, no?
Daemoneyes
Start talking to the sex you are interested in. Waiting and hoping that you get picked up gets you nowhere no matter how you look.
Daemoneyes
Also, visit a beauty saloon before you go out and buy a new outfit. Doesnt matter if you are male or female. You will only land
shadowex3
Barber. Don't go to a salon. Find a real honest to god barbershop that knows how to do men's hair.
whatupmyknitters
i love the idea of getting my hair done at a beauty saloon. drinkin' whiskey while someone styles my hair.
Daemoneyes
Honestly, thats one of the things i already thought about to start. Beauty saloon for men only, whiskey / hot wings etc while getting polish
Daemoneyes
ed up would be great. Also woman saloons simply dont have the tools most of the time to get my feet into shape, already used to bringing a
Daemoneyes
it with someone if you are confident. And feeling good (about yourself) is the first step in that direction.
aiuta219
There's zero reason for there to be any confidence and decades of proof that I should not.
OSCgal
Geez, man. Have you considered talking to a counselor? (36 y/o virgin who's also never been picked)
Daemoneyes
Do you live? proud, millions killed them-self, you are a survivor. Do you have work? Do you have a hobby? Do you have a goal in live, no -