BlowOnItAndStickItIn
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Nov 26, 2017 5:53 AM
BlowOnItAndStickItIn
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knobhoblin
But.. how did she get all the stuff on the bed if she never left the bed
Alistairetheblu
reply: Yup. Jealous?
Nik314
Glad I'm not the only one!
TheDebby
I wish!
Mercenarity
Fucking gross. At least use a paper plate for that shit.
shadowex3
I can't understand eating in bed, it's just... disgusting... to have crumbs and bits in your sheets.
willpwrbcn9
This is me bit as a man! She may be a comic but definitely my soul mate!
dwaemaEmeral
Doing this is very different when you can’t move and are recovering from surgery :/ (still kinda fun though)
LB1920
DitaliniDuuland
I do that all day and I don’t have anyone, how did she do it?!
Otterwaffle
Husband is gonna walk into here after work like this. I was supposed to pack up this apartment an hour ago
SaFalken
Crumbs in bed. CRUMBS IN BED! CRRRUUUUMBS IIIIIIN BEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!
mormacil
Break up material right there.
stormageddonduke
This is my life between nightshifts. No Ragerts!!
ewetoo
some days you just don't want to leave
jherazob
That's what I call a vacation!
Ojitheunseen
The depression is real.
Cataleast
Source your shit, damnit: http://c-cassandra.tumblr.com/
TrueNorthernLights
And it was glorius.
BauceLawyerson
I don't get it. What's the punchline?
JHawke
Virtually all recent online comics have none.
JHawke
Why is this downvoted? I am not even condoning or condemning it but it is a thing, look at any random comic dump.
just4thelolz
Too real! ...I should at least go to the kitchen and make coffee. But that means doing the dishes because no clean mugs. ...I'll do A dish!
KrylonFuzion
mormacil
The colors are wrong D:
IconicM
I made it all the way to my couch today!
BlowOnItAndStickItIn
Once I was too lazy to go grocery shopping so I used Amazon Prime Now to buy them. I live across the street from a supermarket.
Azerai
That's a nice username you got there, the ol' faithful
Ilnor
Ilnor
It'll work this time, i just know it
BlowOnItAndStickItIn
TheConnoisseurConnoisseur
OtterAvalanche
Shes still a babe and hasnt had some horrible drug scandal
Soupertrooper
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
Obviously not! She got up to get the crisps!
PangolinBan
Obviously you haven’t learned to stash a snack supply under your bed yet.
Arcanum3000
I hope she didn't stash pizza under her bed. Because ew.
PangolinBan
The whole delivery stack next to her obviously doesn’t come from under the bed. I just pointed out that a bag of crisps and a pound of 1/2
PangolinBan
2/2 chocolate bars probably shouldn’t require getting out of bed for. If you enjoy lazying about in bed, you will optimize the experience.
RepostFromLastWeek
How can people do this? I get insane back pain after about 8 hours. 7,5 hours is max I sleep even on weekends/holiday.
TotallyNotMyBad
I get you
mormacil
Get a better matrass to start, probably pillow too. I need to get up after nine hours because I'd go insane but backpain isn't right.
RepostFromLastWeek
Its good enough. It doesn't matter what kind it is anyway. I've never in my life been able to sleep on my back.
mormacil
Got your back checked then at least I hope?
RepostFromLastWeek
Nah, its muscle pain and I can avoid it by never laying on my back.
WateryTartan
Ignore other humans, cuddle pets.
HoldOnToYourMutts
I need this in t-shirt
madcore
*cuddle genitalia
random6690
*sigh* two kinds of people
EClaire1073
*play Animal Crossing
isitglutenfree
Same
HerWords
*eye twitches. Must... Put.. Down... Phone..
NeonRitari
I just spent two hours making face cutout standee. And yesterday three hours. But now I have Iron Maiden's Killers album cover as a standee.
elinveronicap
Dog means having to leave bed
tzxAzrael
i mean, depends on the dog... many will come to you. and just yell at the roomie/bf/gf/whatever to feed them.
elinveronicap
SO and I have an agreement of 50/50 dog walking. Negotiations happen, but it's often quite costly.
ChrisTallant
Lifegoals.
JiffyGee
Trust me...being in bed all day more than one day sucks. Chronic migraines suck too.
BlowOnItAndStickItIn
I get those, and I agree.
pareidoliaperson
Just get yourself a cold. And game on like you're 14 again!
SpanWolf
Lifegoats.
LeadByBadExample
Not at all. My life goal is spending as little time in bed as possible. Whenever I wake up, I'm bored. I want to do stuff.
FreshWater13
eating in bed, getting crumbs everywhere? disgusting.
elephantpoe
Can assure you, it gets old real quick.
imgurgud
It's nice once in a while.
Onekindofpisslord
It's a great way to develop self-loathing and/or depression, though!
elephantpoe
Kind of becomes a chicken and the egg situation at that point.
Dingus2
Wouldn't it be weird if there were all kinds of people in the world, and one or two of them liked spending all day in bed?
elephantpoe
Yeah, of course. But speaking as someone who's depression has made this a regular thing, the relaxation is replaced by shame/disgust.
draegerous
Why would you watch stuff on your laptop like that? Just asking for beach and back pain
SluttyBreadsticks
when i watch stuff like that, i press ctrl + alt + left arrow key so it tilts the screen in a way that i can view stuff comfortably
toxicchili
Also, sometimes the blankets/duvet blocks the vents. My EX broke two laptops doing this, overheated and died.
GerberLegalTeam
Which way?
BlowOnItAndStickItIn
I usually watch Chrome Cast on my tv in the bedroom, but I’ve caught the wife doing this.
Obigelo
There were no tutorials available in my time , so I have to deal with the consequences now sonny
Muttons1337
It's the lazy way of watching things. You stay in an uncomfortable position until your body starts screaming and then you shift.
z3lfmoord
College student here: can confirm.
Wifwolf
That is mostly how I watch stuff. Am I living wrong??
FromDenmarkWithHate
Yes. Get at least a 60" tv and better speakers.
GoldenSun3DS
I watch stuff on my phone. It has a 1440P screen (Note 8).
wyatt8740
it's also tiny compared to a laptop