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Edit: as pointed out by someone in the comments, the artist is The Sea Rabbit
Mar 9, 2018 3:09 AM
Bob3446
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Edit: as pointed out by someone in the comments, the artist is The Sea Rabbit
DoodleBobForReal
Hunting deer is hard. But if you put headlights on that bullet and make it go about 45mph, the deer jump right in front of it.
youlooklikehalfabuttpuppet
Ahhh. There’s truly nothing like coming around a bend, slamming on the brakes and watching a deer do sonic legs on some asphalt.
OmnibusLatinName
Is that two motorcycles? I can get through there.
beezzarro
USUALLY, there are lots of signs marking places of high deer danger
HerWords
vetbio16
Kangaroos are good at this too
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RiverCityHawkeye
That’s, uhh... that’s real nice buddy. Doin’ a great job there.
Lamech777
Rabagahst
You forgot the "Ahhh, the car is really close and there's yet another 10 cm to the other side! I've got to turn back immediatly!" part..
TerribleAwful
ScarecrowSticks
Deer God . . .
displacedtraveler
Clearly there was a deer crossing sign close by.
wlo3kj
First Time, and with repost.
duckshooter
"The car is 5 feet away ... I can make it" - Deer Logic
superseriouscomments
"The car just passed me, better wait for the next one." and "whoops I actually made it, better turn around now and try again"
kojenk
TRAININGMODE
That deer got launched into the fucking stratosphere
Iosephus
Some say that it's still flying...
Pabllleveg
I hit a deer on my way home today what sorcery is this.
Gerolanfalan
It dead?
Pabllleveg
Yeah it dead
kojenk
Unfortunately yes. He was on his way to his girlfriends place but her bro assures him deer are just vermin.
Skuxlife
AlmostLurking
Noobalott
Iosephus
SubtleHarbinger
demonic
Iirc that happened in johnstown pa
CGuyKolton
That bus driver remained very calm. She must have seen some shit before.
jaysonic
In Australia:
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IamNotThisUser
They say that the kangaroo is still banging that car untill this day.
SudoCatEtcIssue
HOLY SHIT ! That jump !!
walkingtallmachinegunman
those bastards are infamous for insurance fraud.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Tyrannosaurus Deer
dontstopheremoondoggy
Underrated comment. +1
norticat
Then there is this....
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IamNotThisUser
The odds man, the odds.
GadenKerensky
Better with sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_HAFsPooR4
Skuxlife
Fuckingaaaabaaaaaadaaaaa! Lol
GadenKerensky
It's still debated as to whether he said 'Fucking kangaroo!' or 'Fucking cunt of a thing!'
I3urman
usersubbordercontrol
Damn. Hits close. On Monday, it'll be two years since deer took my sisters life. Drive safe folks
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Deer are determined to get hit by cars. The fucker I hit even tried jumping into me when I swerverd away from him
UninspiredPotato
Literally hits close
GatDangHippies
Sorry for your loss. :c
TheFeralDog
Umm wow, i thought i hated deer. Sure i hit 3 all in different cars... But shit man that's the worst. My condolences.
FoolishDomin
I feel bad now
Gerolanfalan
This gives me determination to hunt deer.
CrusadeMusic
Deertermination.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Curbing the deer population would reduce the likelihood of cars colliding with them
mywaifubringsalltheboystotheyard
Could have lost my dad to one. Clear day in the middle of nowhere ridding his motorcycle doing 60mph and one tackled him from the side
mywaifubringsalltheboystotheyard
He went flying down the road got a few broken ribs and was covered in road rash. Ambulance guy told him if he wasn't 300 pounds he might not
mywaifubringsalltheboystotheyard
Have made it. His boke was totalled, only took him a year before he got a new one
mywaifubringsalltheboystotheyard
Bike...his bike was totalled. Wtf is a boke autocowreck!
werewolfbby
I've never heard of a deer collision that ends up with the driver dead, what car was she driving? I'm guessing the swerved to avoid them?
usersubbordercontrol
Yup. Swerved into a ditch, overcorrected, then tree. On the night after, family drove there to say goodbye, and like 10 deer crossed
usersubbordercontrol
Every time I've gone there, there's been deer crossing actually. Just it was open fields everywhere else, why did it have to be there
werewolfbby
I'm sorry for your loss. Rent something big and mow the fuckers down.