Oct 19, 2017 12:59 AM
Omgeddieb
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redbullvodka
Breaking News: Some women like to play sports!
ChrisTravel
More of those legs, please!!
SlappySamsonite
Liar and a princess?
Jookzie
Ice is life
sunfuPandaVillain
thank you for your service
SometimesISayDumbShit
Alright I’m not gonna lie that is kinda hot
CommanderCaribou
The other one is the country girl who goes to boots and hearts with her boyfriend and says she drives a lifted keep it's a prius
one1deuce
When you want to watch the game during the day, but need to be a @SlutAtNight
SlutAtNight
*Play the game...Personally I'm a street hockey gal
LittleSilverKitsune
Oh high heeled and booted there are so much to Canadian girls
NerdN1
Looks like someone is going to tear up the dance floor.
Novemburr
I love ice fishin in Quebec
Shakes20
Who doesn't love ice fishin' in Queebeck?
notyouraveragedingleberry
North Western Ontario has my favourite ice fishing spots! Sioux Lookout in particular.
ScribbleDibbleBoy
From Oct-Feb this is fairly Typical date night footware in the prairies.
Frisbee69
This is the type of female I see in my dreams
morningxafter
Not even Canadian but if I ever have a daughter she's getting hockey skates, not figure skates. I mean unless she prefers figure skates.
teardropivyyearofthetiger
Not that there’s anything wrong with that ;)
Tranchec
Alright Sherbotsky
beatboxingelephant
I don't own heels and I don't play hockey. Where the hell do I fit?
In Mukluks?
kevcanuck
As a Canadian living in Australia I miss Canadian women; they're so nice, on and off the ice.
Cordite101
Lets go to the Mall!
ValleytotheSea
I am Canadian. I don't watch or play hockey. I have only worn high heels once (and regretted it). I think Timmy Hobags tastes like shit.
Manon07
Timmies tea tastes like chalk... yet I drink it every day because I can and it's there.
patthefox
Timmies has really gone downhill. But sometimes, it's 5am in the morning, and you're waiting on a flight. Few other places for breakfast.
Talligan
The notion that 'true canadians like hockey' irks me. Love skating, hate hockey. Tim's ... is okay when there are no other options.
I especially hate hockey culture.
SemperFiZero
That's...pretty normal here in Canada. Just one type. I've never met a girl that wasn't into heels that played hockey or ringette.
MadameRainbowPants
This is my friend's facebook profile pic. I had to double take.. Chantal?
Stolen from the internet, this is imgur, no original content here.
railgap
Well they both build strong ankle / calf muscles...
Isn’t that the only kind of Canadian woman?
thequeenishome
Some of us figure skate. *toe pick*
^ also both.
randomgibberish
No, the other kind own figure skates
NotNataliePortman
Canadian woman here. I would have a figure skate on one foot and a shoepac on the other.
Katelina
I am a Canadian woman. I suck at skating. :/
dplague
Citizenship revoked!
teh0khardic
Did you move to Australia before you could walk?
IGotYouGoodRookie
But you do skate?
Okay, I’m Canadian woman as well, who also mildly sucks. Why I chose hockey skates over figure skates... ankle support!
EyeOwnaQH
Also no toe pick lol
JustANormalCommentFarmer
WHY DOESNT THE HOKEY SKATE HAVE A PLATIC PROTECTIVE THINGY IS GON GET DULL !!!!??!??!??!?!???
HardOnStrokeFoundation
Isn't she on carpet? But ya...still
kcgoalie31
If Its step steel it'll be ok and if it's carpet it doesn't matter what blade you have on there it'll be fine... Essentially what's on (1/2)
The inside of the fabric skate guards are pretty much carpet-like material anyways
You sir, are no Canadian. Leave out girl alone she's clearly getting ready for a date.
Tayeul3
Don’t worry Canadian women have the required skills to sharpen their blades at home.
megs2oh
What.
illbeyourfuckleberry
As a goalie, I used to dull my skates so I could maneuver better.
DogLoverButNotLiterally
Same. I hated after getting them freshly sharpened because it was like I was stuck in place
Yep. Try to slide across annnd faceplant. I think I got mine sharpened twice in 10 years
AzothTheGuildRat
Nah it's fine on the carpet. Unless there is a lot of dirty/sand/stones etc in the carpet.
StickToYourPuns
Yeah my carpet is usually full of pebbles
nolanrooney17
A skateguard is necessary to not fuck up your blades
theforceiswith
Canadian girls are the best.
Ootandabootehh
Cheers eh!
SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
Blushes. Waves. Thanks. :)
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Hi! Yay! Love the great white north. Gord :(
BeerFueledAdventurer
Well the Beach Boys seem to think California girls are the best girls in the world, so now I just don't know what to think....
Merkava250
Aw gee buddy thanks :) *waves*
TogepiOmelette
I'm native and I was born in Canada...Am I extra special?
oh hai ^^
Extra extra special :) I bet you're stunning!
awe haha
SudoNimm
dingosmush
Why do I want to go to the mall..?
edgarbird
Lets go to the maaaaaaaall!
whalehungjury
Sand castles in the sand.
soGimalmostH
P.S. I love you
Stev757
A Canadian princess if I ever saw one.
kdizzy
Oh sparkles!
alsdfadbljksasfhjasfbdaEEEEEEEYYYYYYMACARENA
As a Canadian woman, I'm way more comfortable and capable of walking in skates, or skating for that matter, than walking in heels...
yeah those heels look fucking awful. Look how her foot arches. Bad quality heel
It looks like the shoe is too small for her!
barnwolf
Hmm, high heels are actually pretty smart if you've got a couple inches of snow. Keeps your feet dry.
So do boots.
Roosterbutt
If you live in the prairies there would also be a cowboy boot
Well, not usually in Manitoba but we'll allow it.
We are a minority, but we do exist. Canada West Boots factory is in Winnipeg after all!
PaintAppy
Does anything exist in MB outside of Winnipeg? As a Brandonite I think we are forgotten over here!
You guys have CowTown, it’s weird and we don’t like to talk about it.
Where else would I buy overpriced items for my horses?!
Noob3rts
As a Canadian male, sweet mother of Timbits. I need a beer after seeing this image.
nomoremonkeys
Come on over and we'll go fer a rip to the vendor, grab a few growlers and watch the habs get their asses handed to them!
Now that right there is one of the most beautifully Canadian written statements I've seen in a while.
ApeDrape83
As a Californian, I need a beer after this image. Yes.
Are you sure you aren't Canadian?
Maybe. Mexican Canadian by way of America? I've always loved hockey. Growing up in southern Cali I didn't have many places to play.
25samps
I think as Canadians we should all use the phrase "sweet mother of Timbits" way more. Never heard that one, you genius!
It's the best phrase ever.
nilmm
As someone that just arrived here, I am going to use that one.
Don't over use it so it becomes useless. With great power comes great responsibility. Use it wisely my fellow Canadian friend.
shakedownblues
Spoken like a true Canadian.
Sweetnlowdaddy
Just hope the investment trust that bought TH doesn't do away with them, because that's the rumour.
WuProgress
That'll just start a riot.
Agreed. If TimBits are taken away you will see a riot on your hands. There are people who only go to TH for TimBits.
crazedcanuck90
We all remember what Vancouver was like when they won the cup, I shudder to think of what our nation would do if timbits were taken away.
it was because we DIDN'T win it. :P
redbullvodka
Breaking News: Some women like to play sports!
ChrisTravel
More of those legs, please!!
SlappySamsonite
Liar and a princess?
Jookzie
Ice is life
sunfuPandaVillain
SometimesISayDumbShit
Alright I’m not gonna lie that is kinda hot
CommanderCaribou
The other one is the country girl who goes to boots and hearts with her boyfriend and says she drives a lifted keep it's a prius
one1deuce
When you want to watch the game during the day, but need to be a @SlutAtNight
SlutAtNight
*Play the game...Personally I'm a street hockey gal
LittleSilverKitsune
Oh high heeled and booted there are so much to Canadian girls
NerdN1
Looks like someone is going to tear up the dance floor.
Novemburr
I love ice fishin in Quebec
Shakes20
Who doesn't love ice fishin' in Queebeck?
notyouraveragedingleberry
North Western Ontario has my favourite ice fishing spots! Sioux Lookout in particular.
ScribbleDibbleBoy
From Oct-Feb this is fairly Typical date night footware in the prairies.
Frisbee69
This is the type of female I see in my dreams
morningxafter
Not even Canadian but if I ever have a daughter she's getting hockey skates, not figure skates. I mean unless she prefers figure skates.
teardropivyyearofthetiger
Not that there’s anything wrong with that ;)
Tranchec
Alright Sherbotsky
beatboxingelephant
I don't own heels and I don't play hockey. Where the hell do I fit?
notyouraveragedingleberry
In Mukluks?
kevcanuck
As a Canadian living in Australia I miss Canadian women; they're so nice, on and off the ice.
Cordite101
Lets go to the Mall!
ValleytotheSea
I am Canadian. I don't watch or play hockey. I have only worn high heels once (and regretted it). I think Timmy Hobags tastes like shit.
Manon07
Timmies tea tastes like chalk... yet I drink it every day because I can and it's there.
patthefox
Timmies has really gone downhill. But sometimes, it's 5am in the morning, and you're waiting on a flight. Few other places for breakfast.
Talligan
The notion that 'true canadians like hockey' irks me. Love skating, hate hockey. Tim's ... is okay when there are no other options.
ValleytotheSea
I especially hate hockey culture.
SemperFiZero
That's...pretty normal here in Canada. Just one type. I've never met a girl that wasn't into heels that played hockey or ringette.
MadameRainbowPants
This is my friend's facebook profile pic. I had to double take.. Chantal?
Omgeddieb
Stolen from the internet, this is imgur, no original content here.
railgap
Well they both build strong ankle / calf muscles...
notyouraveragedingleberry
Isn’t that the only kind of Canadian woman?
thequeenishome
Some of us figure skate. *toe pick*
notyouraveragedingleberry
^ also both.
randomgibberish
No, the other kind own figure skates
NotNataliePortman
Canadian woman here. I would have a figure skate on one foot and a shoepac on the other.
Katelina
I am a Canadian woman. I suck at skating. :/
dplague
Citizenship revoked!
teh0khardic
Did you move to Australia before you could walk?
IGotYouGoodRookie
But you do skate?
notyouraveragedingleberry
Okay, I’m Canadian woman as well, who also mildly sucks. Why I chose hockey skates over figure skates... ankle support!
EyeOwnaQH
Also no toe pick lol
JustANormalCommentFarmer
WHY DOESNT THE HOKEY SKATE HAVE A PLATIC PROTECTIVE THINGY IS GON GET DULL !!!!??!??!??!?!???
HardOnStrokeFoundation
Isn't she on carpet? But ya...still
kcgoalie31
If Its step steel it'll be ok and if it's carpet it doesn't matter what blade you have on there it'll be fine... Essentially what's on (1/2)
kcgoalie31
The inside of the fabric skate guards are pretty much carpet-like material anyways
ScribbleDibbleBoy
You sir, are no Canadian. Leave out girl alone she's clearly getting ready for a date.
Tayeul3
Don’t worry Canadian women have the required skills to sharpen their blades at home.
megs2oh
What.
illbeyourfuckleberry
As a goalie, I used to dull my skates so I could maneuver better.
DogLoverButNotLiterally
Same. I hated after getting them freshly sharpened because it was like I was stuck in place
illbeyourfuckleberry
Yep. Try to slide across annnd faceplant. I think I got mine sharpened twice in 10 years
AzothTheGuildRat
Nah it's fine on the carpet. Unless there is a lot of dirty/sand/stones etc in the carpet.
StickToYourPuns
Yeah my carpet is usually full of pebbles
nolanrooney17
A skateguard is necessary to not fuck up your blades
theforceiswith
Canadian girls are the best.
Ootandabootehh
Cheers eh!
SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
Blushes. Waves. Thanks. :)
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SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
Hi! Yay! Love the great white north. Gord :(
BeerFueledAdventurer
Well the Beach Boys seem to think California girls are the best girls in the world, so now I just don't know what to think....
Merkava250
Aw gee buddy thanks :) *waves*
TogepiOmelette
I'm native and I was born in Canada...Am I extra special?
[deleted]
[deleted]
TogepiOmelette
oh hai ^^
SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
Extra extra special :) I bet you're stunning!
TogepiOmelette
awe haha
SudoNimm
dingosmush
Why do I want to go to the mall..?
edgarbird
Lets go to the maaaaaaaall!
whalehungjury
Sand castles in the sand.
soGimalmostH
P.S. I love you
Stev757
A Canadian princess if I ever saw one.
kdizzy
Oh sparkles!
alsdfadbljksasfhjasfbdaEEEEEEEYYYYYYMACARENA
As a Canadian woman, I'm way more comfortable and capable of walking in skates, or skating for that matter, than walking in heels...
TogepiOmelette
yeah those heels look fucking awful. Look how her foot arches. Bad quality heel
alsdfadbljksasfhjasfbdaEEEEEEEYYYYYYMACARENA
It looks like the shoe is too small for her!
barnwolf
Hmm, high heels are actually pretty smart if you've got a couple inches of snow. Keeps your feet dry.
Talligan
So do boots.
Roosterbutt
If you live in the prairies there would also be a cowboy boot
Shakes20
Well, not usually in Manitoba but we'll allow it.
notyouraveragedingleberry
We are a minority, but we do exist. Canada West Boots factory is in Winnipeg after all!
PaintAppy
Does anything exist in MB outside of Winnipeg? As a Brandonite I think we are forgotten over here!
notyouraveragedingleberry
You guys have CowTown, it’s weird and we don’t like to talk about it.
PaintAppy
Where else would I buy overpriced items for my horses?!
Noob3rts
As a Canadian male, sweet mother of Timbits. I need a beer after seeing this image.
nomoremonkeys
Come on over and we'll go fer a rip to the vendor, grab a few growlers and watch the habs get their asses handed to them!
Noob3rts
Now that right there is one of the most beautifully Canadian written statements I've seen in a while.
ApeDrape83
As a Californian, I need a beer after this image. Yes.
Noob3rts
Are you sure you aren't Canadian?
ApeDrape83
Maybe. Mexican Canadian by way of America? I've always loved hockey. Growing up in southern Cali I didn't have many places to play.
25samps
I think as Canadians we should all use the phrase "sweet mother of Timbits" way more. Never heard that one, you genius!
SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
It's the best phrase ever.
nilmm
As someone that just arrived here, I am going to use that one.
Noob3rts
Don't over use it so it becomes useless. With great power comes great responsibility. Use it wisely my fellow Canadian friend.
shakedownblues
Spoken like a true Canadian.
Sweetnlowdaddy
Just hope the investment trust that bought TH doesn't do away with them, because that's the rumour.
WuProgress
That'll just start a riot.
Noob3rts
Agreed. If TimBits are taken away you will see a riot on your hands. There are people who only go to TH for TimBits.
crazedcanuck90
We all remember what Vancouver was like when they won the cup, I shudder to think of what our nation would do if timbits were taken away.
Noob3rts
it was because we DIDN'T win it. :P