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Oct 1, 2014 10:18 AM
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ExtrovertedLurker
TrolledbyTesla
These are AMAZING.
ayyylmaoo
+1 for AHS
TallWall
Clever viral marketing for American Horror Story's upcoming premiere.
D7ve
Cards against humanity is like a dream. Its only interesting to the person it happened to.
LegendsOfJenna
AHS !
mahgad
Well...
euendo
Hi Steve!
Grubenwolf
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
IhateHumansAnimalsAndPlantsBOULDERSAreOk
indeed, indeed
konsumer
http://33.media.tumblr.com/8c68285764a770c4c208cc4671a575bc/tumblr_mg8bl1D7ID1rjsbhwo1_500.gif
willsta
God she was so fucking hot in that season... I was hoping they'd bring her back like they do with everyone else.
rbradyj
5? that's it?
VesselOfHate
#1: oh that's why girls love american horror story.
LaunchPad
These two happened to me and my old roommate.![]()
LaunchPad
We had already been laughing so hard that it hurt.
Tehadam
"I lost my virginity by 50,000 volts to the nipples"
thebluestthingsonearth
+1 for CAH. +infinity for American Horror Story.
Jasonsson
deepdishonyourdick
This show is basically a cards against humanity game
AllHailSagan
Loved the first and third seasons. Hates season 2. Season 4 has clowns so I'm noping the fuck out.
eggmuffin
Apparently these are from American Horror Story. I feel like I should watch that movie.
Merasite
it's a tv series.
caut10uslyadv3ntur0us
...can't wait for the new AHS!!
PorkFriedSquirrel
trappedinaburningbuilding
I know it's wrong, but Evan Peters is super hot.
soyouretellingmetheresachance
What's wrong? I completely agree...hhnnggggg
NotSuperstitiousJustALittleStitious
He's 27. I see nothing wrong with it.
trappedinaburningbuilding
He's plenty old enough! He just always plays super-disturbed characters... Plus, he's engaged to that Roberts girl who ruined AHS.
Cormaiyn
American Horror Story Against Humanity
icommentingifs
http://imgur.com/85TJLIx
EdgarAllanPokemon
I was flipping channels, and that was the first scene I watched. Never watching that show again.
copingcabana
This is like the best parts of Cards Against Humanity and Behind the Gif combined.
seventhallycat
Exactly 5 minutes ago I've finished watching the 1st season...
llamallamallamallamallamallamallamallamallamaduck
Spooky
TallWall
SashaTheGray
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mec1gvVIvE1qfl0b3o1_500.gif
SashaTheGray
Oh and did I forget to mention NSFW?
SashaTheGray
http://38.media.tumblr.com/5bd6530bea6f9f357ec014804b7dd7af/tumblr_mlb9v2VoL51s1tfoyo1_500.gif
SashaTheGray
http://33.media.tumblr.com/62d2e60d1ad0edff25c909df0325b42e/tumblr_n0k12m2FNp1sd9z4so1_500.gif
SashaTheGray
http://33.media.tumblr.com/9456a53beb592643b96bfe6290f75d33/tumblr_mrhj5jjYy61rk06j9o1_500.gif
MechaHitler
Is everything in this show just for shock value?
Cormaiyn
No, it's actually got a rather good story. It does get darker the more the first season goes on, though.
iateadragonfly
Yes yes yes and yayyy first season. Best for wins!!
iateadragonfly
I love that this drunken comment got so many upvotes. Even as I was writing it I was thinking, "This makes no freaking sense."
wineandpopsicles25
I wish Connie Britton would make an appearance in Freakshow, everyone's come back at least once except her
WeMustHaveSciencyThings
And Freak Show starts in a few days!
danieo
I am so ready!!
FudgingHell
Me toooo. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. LOUD NOISES!
WhenTheMusicHitsIFeelNoPainAtAll
SO EXCITED!
doctorlawyer
first season was hands down the best
itinsistsuponitself
I enjoyed Asylum the most. Zachary Quinto's character was awesome
iateadragonfly
It definitely felt like the most thought-out plotline.
SpicedNipples
My penis cringed so hard at that scene I don't need to pay for a sex change
SpicedNipples
Natam otp
ZaphodsFriend
Which season was that from?
mermeow
First I think.
superinuitt
Cards Against Humanity meets American Horror Story.
Mynameisinteresting
+1 for AHS alone.
toofab1127
AHS is the acronym for my high school so I always get confused with this sort of thing.
doctorlawyer
I'm giving it a +1 solely because it was season one, the best season
misswaytooproudoftexas
One more week till season 3!
willsta
4*
misswaytooproudoftexas
oh, yeah! my bad
zackofspades
'A sad handjob' has always confused me...why is it sad? Was it purchased from an unhappy whore? Did it not succeed? These are my questions.
NotSuperstitiousJustALittleStitious
It could be a poor excuse for a handjob. Or they could've used tears as lube.
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
It is the opposite of an enthusiastic handjob.
ac09jste
What movie is the gif from? For.... science
zaccagnino
Wakinthenmakinbacon
Oooooof
tarkinlyon
this is the winner!
vtwinmax
(grandson in background) #dontrememberlastnight / #holdingbackapuke
Ninoue
Fabulous. More pls
flight815down
Definitely was not made by this guy at all. It's actually an ongoing thing throughout fandoms on tumblr
Lemmesmash
Mandatory from me: pls!
ambicnce
Ask the original maker of the gifset on tumblr, I'm sure she appreciated people no crediting her at all.
Ninoue
Bad for her, really :/
SashaTheGray
nsfw http://33.media.tumblr.com/9456a53beb592643b96bfe6290f75d33/tumblr_mrhj5jjYy61rk06j9o1_500.gif
WellIMightWantAFreeSample
I have yet to play cards against humanity, and I really want to.
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
Great drinking game!
ninmonkey
I've seen impromptu games in user sub, you can play in a browser
AsCoolAsSlicedBread
It's fun the first few times but then you know all the cards and it not as funny without the surprise factor.
Reemy420
That's what the expansions are for.
Gigsey
There's an online version you can play right now. http://pyx-2.socialgamer.net/game.jsp Just make a nickname and you're good to go. :)
CaptainScarfish
Don't play it online. You'll burn out very quickly.
yoyohydration
It's fun if you can get a Skype group call going with it. Playing in silence kinda kills the mood.
TalksWithGifs
You mean there are other forms of handjobs? Please, continue.
SilverNightwing
Obligatory: http://youtu.be/me5rX7Y9XKU
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
spiritussancto
sneaking a bit of play in a public place under a table or blanket or something can be really hot
BreakerSwitch
You haven't lived until you've gotten an angry handjob.
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
This is an angry handjob.
(PS snip snip)
cjl1209
Personally I prefer the resentful handy
ninmonkey
Which is ever so eventful
Pencillin
The ol' "FINE, I'll get you off but I don't even feel like blowing you". Only takes 4 hours to climax!
ColonelPotoo
The mad shag
cjl1209
the lame drain
ColonelPotoo
The iritating jacking
therealishjohnnyblaze
http://imgur.com/sJOFyT9
0xFFF1
Jews
HerbieRobinson
This is the reason I can't play with my friends. Everything Nazi, Jewish, or otherwise racially offensive automatically wins every round.
IwouldTapJesus
I think I played that exact same card once...
RaspberryPhi
Ouch
Creescent
This joke is so dark, I had to turn on the light....
StonerAlex
I once got "In the beginning there was _The Jews_, and then god said let there be _Aushwitz_"
rhythmnation
My jaw is on the floor.
TotallyNotAnNSASpy
That sounds like the lyrics to a heavy metal song.
Efreeti
hhooly shitt
OrbitusII
Bob423
In the beginning there were Airbenders. Then god said let their be the Firelord Sozin.
rhythmnation
Two more days! =D
korrakage
ermahgewd I can't wait :3
holyglamgrenade
in a world filled with (axe body spray), our only solace is (a super soaker filled with cat piss). thats my favorite winning hand.
NipplesOfTheNorth
After we read the pooping bandit greentext someone's was what's that smell? Vigilante justice. Fucking lost it
FoxyEllie
My kind of games end up with things like a tornado being "revolutionary". I don't win much because my roommates hate puns.
LiterallyYourMom
One of my favorite winning hands was "What does Dick Cheney prefer?" "Dick Cheney."
kwizmer
(Cheating in the special olympics) that's how I want to die.
Imnotgoodwithusernames
In exchange for my soul the devil promised me (the american dream) but all I got was (vietnam flashbacks)
Theprettiestorc
I believe I won a hand once by pairing William Shatner with Doing It In The Butt.
serenityaerin
Lifetime channel presents (jacking off into a pool of children's tears), the story of (The Pope) is my favorite, test of my bf
EveryCommentIs140CharactersExceptMaybeThisOne
my personal fav i've seen is "(the heart of a child) is a slippery slope to (a cooler full of organs)". escalates so quickly, and i laugh..
EveryCommentIs140CharactersExceptMaybeThisOne
.. probably too much every time i hear it
NotSuperstitiousJustALittleStitious
(multiple stab wounds) + (poopy diapers) = (child abuse). Played by a ghost player (drawn randomly from the deck - and in that order).
ArdentSlacker
Rando Cardrissian is a heck of a solid contender at my house. He gets a LOT of those multi-card rounds to fit a theme
HoCroBro
I've won with: "and the Academy award for (doing the right thing) goes to (John Wilkes Booth)
holyglamgrenade
that works on so many different levels....
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
When you think about it, (tentacle porn) is really just (maximal insertion) was my personal favorite.
mg79
In M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _The Holocaust_ was actually _Jewish Fraternities_ all along.
holyglamgrenade
that is genius.
TheKatsMeooow
"Billy Mays here for..." "dying." My sister won that round.
dortoka
"I'm sorry professor, I couldn't complete my homework because" "The Virginia Tech Massacre." I was not proud.
WhimsicalCalamari
"Oprah's book of the month is (Ethnic Cleansing) for (MechaHitler): A Story of Hope"
Shadowspawn1115
My best win was (Mecha-Hitler)+(Viagra)=(German dungeon porn).
TheAccursedOne
German Dungeon Porn is the insta-win card for me. If you play it, it fits in almost any situation.
smca554
I won the game with that one but with (Jews) and (Auschwitz)... I am a horrible person.
GoogleFucker
It's okay, I once had The Academy Award for 'Dying' goes to the 'Jews' And I also saw someone on imgur post it too, haha
haveyoumetted
I ALSO PLAYED THOSE CARDS! But lost because the grown women I was playing against didn't know what Auschwitz was... yeah, those people exist
aHelper
I once won with this: (An Oedipus complex). Kid tested, mother approved.
OscarPants
Oh! I won that one with (AIDS) kid tested mom approved.
KouTatsugami
I won with "In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is (God) trapped in the body of (A mime having a stroke)."
iamthisguy247
How does the game work? Make a sentence and you get points?
RocketMan2
It is like Apples to Apples. The black card is played for everyone and everyone has a hand of white cards they can play to fill the blanks.
TheRosspot
What the hell is Apples to Apples?
RocketMan2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apples_to_Apples
TheRosspot
It's mother fucking Blankety Blank bitch. http://www.ukgameshows.com/atoz/programmes/b/blankety_blank/blanketyblank_onions.jpg
HansGrohlo
+1 for "mother fucking Blankety Blank".
Twenty3Skidoo
I think it's like Apples to Apples, where players take turns picking the best combinations.
TheRosspot
What the hell is Apples to Apples?
jeskaska
Cards against humanity for the innocent
ElusiveEnt
I assume it's a game where players take turns picking the best combinations.
Twenty3Skidoo
The Mormon version of Cards Against Humanity?
Twenty3Skidoo
It's a bunch of cards that you match, like CAH, only less offensive. You pull a theme, like "funny," and one player is judge while the 1
Twenty3Skidoo
other players match cards to fit the theme. The judge picks the best one & the winner gets points. Pass judge left, lather rinse repeat. 2/2
Katalliaan
One person draws a black card, and the others have to finish it with the white cards. The person with the black card picks the best...
Katalliaan
and whoever had it gets a point. The person drawing the black card rotates every turn, and they can't know who played which response.
iamthisguy247
Cool thanks, I always wonder when I see them on this site.